Monthly Archives: November 2012

L.A.: Kate Beckinsale Brings The Weekend Links!

Kate Beckinsale, looking casual in a light pink cardigan, black leggings and black boots, steps out of an office building in Los Angeles.

These were snapped earlier today as super MILF Kate Beckinsale was seen rocking a very casual yet sexy look as she catwalked out of an office building in L.A.

– Kaley Cuoco Gets Chilly On The Big Bang [HollywoodTuna]
– Rihanna Woke Up Naked After Her Halloween Party, Showed Everyone On Instagram [The Superficial]
– Country Brange: Miranda & Blake? [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Lady Gaga: ‘Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it?’ [Celebitchy]
YA RIGHT! Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Another Sex Tape [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Fist Brown Is Really Trying To Be A Better Person [Dlisted]
– Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe Sizzles In FHM [Popoholic]

Accuser Says Cee Lo Slipped Her Ecstasy, Date Raped Her [The Blemish]
– Gun Fails 2012 []
– ‘Today’ Rules: Steven Tyler’s ‘F’ Bomb And Joe Perry’s Ombre Mustache [Socialite Life]
– Michael Lohan Didn’t Send Octomom to Rehab … OR DID HE? [Evil Beet]
Who’s the Hottest? Ranking Every 2012-13 NBA Cheerleading Squad [Complex]
– JOSS STONE SMILES & WAVES [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Charlie Sheen is smoking crack again [Celebslam]

– Jamie Foxx Is Going To Be Electro in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel [The Superficial]
– I Think I Have A New Favorite Character And Ten Things We Learned From This Week’s “American Horror Story”
– Hayden Panettiere Sex Tape Video [Celeb Jihad]
– The Definitive Guide to Texting Chicks [BroBible]

– Faith & Tim: the GOOP version [Lainey’s Gossip]
Sophia Bush Is A Sexy Binder Full Of Women [HollywoodTuna]

– Gwen Stefani as Sandy from Grease… with a Head Injury [Yeeeah!]
– The Time Chad Kroeger Paid A Roadie To Stick His Dick In A Fan (Not That Kind Of Fan) [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Irina Shayk Models Wedding Dresses For Alessandro Angelozzi Couture 2013

Sucks if you’re a dude helping your wife choose a wedding dress & she ends up liking these designs by Alessandro Angelozzi b/c there’s no way in hell your wifie’s gonna look hotter than Irina, unless of course, you’re getting temporarily hitched w/ a chick like Candice Swanepoel. Whatever the case, Irina absolutely murdered the shoot, but then again, she kills it regardless of whether she’s casually running errands or modeling for Sports Illustrated.

SYDNEY: Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Still Very Temporarily in Love

Ashton Kutcher and girlfriend Mila Kunis are spotted doing the Bondi to Bronte walk, taking in the view and enjoying each others company. The couple were very affectionate towards each other during the stroll.

The lovebirds were spotted in Sydney earlier today doing the popular Bondi to Bronte beach walk as they sipped on lattes and took comfort in each others embrace. Mila even took out of her camera phone to snap a couple pics of Ashton & herself, so it was definitely one of those (soon-to-be-regrettable) romantic moments you reflect on when the relationship is falling apart in the near future.

Normally they’re luxuriously shacked up in NYC or L.A., but w/ Sandy’s ravaging most of lower Manhattan & L.A. being its normal cluster-fuck of paparazzi poking around for more info on Mila’s rumored pregnancy, they both figured why not take a private jet to Sydney?! Hey, if you can afford it, why not? Plus, I think Ashton’s goal is to have sex with Mila on all continents before turning his attention elsewhere. That motherfuckingassholesonofabitchihatehimsomuchpieceshittymoviemakingwhorebag!!!

Maria Menounos @ The Philadelphia Zoo Global Conservation Gala

Maria Menounos

The 3rd Annual Philadelpha Zoo Global Conservation Gala got a boost in coverage with an apperance fee paid to Maria Menounos for her hosting duties. Held at The Westin, the event recognizes those who work to inspire children to help protect the earth. You likely don’t know of any of these folks being recognized but here’s a link to the event for more information. Again, if Maria Menounos wasn’t hosting, this event would likely get absolutely no coverage here.

Who Should Write the New Disney “Star Wars” Movie?

“Whedon’s trademark wit would be a breath of fresh air. He’s revered among geeks and is proud of that moniker, so for him to get involved in any capacity with the Star Wars franchise would be an incredible advantage.”[THR]

Eager to see Darth Vader wearing Mickey Mouse ears? Who isn’t? With the recent news this week that Disney has acquired the rights for George Lucas’s Star Wars francshise, Hollywood is abuzz at how the upcoming trilogy will enhance (or diminish) the original trilogy’s legacy.

Which brings us to the exciting notion of learning who will not only star in and direct the new films, but who will write them. After all, if it ain’t on the page, it ain’t on the stage (or screen). Some names being bandied about include Joss Whedon, Robert Kirkman, Lawrence Kasdan (who penned the last episode) and dark horses like Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino. Check out the list and let us know which scribe you’re rooting for . . . the galaxy depends on it.

The Man With the Iron Fists: Film Review

Visit the film’s official website!

I’m not sure precisely why, but this movie left me in a deeply melancholy mood. Perhaps it’s the fact that I had to sit next to another critic at the screening who kept rambling on about Hurricane Sandy and how he couldn’t imagine a more important job at the moment than helping with the relief efforts (why are you sitting next to me then, pal?). Or perhaps it was because I was still getting over my Halloween hangover of candy corn, tequila, and way too many fun size Twix and Snickers. I thought perhaps (just perhaps) it was because the film is sorrowful reminder of the once glorious TV and film careers of its stars, Lucy Liu and Russell Crowe. And then it came to me: for all its technical proficiency, The Man with the Iron Fists is a pretty lame movie, especially for one that involves so much booty kicking.

The film from director RZA (who co-wrote the film with Eli Roth) is really good with the punch throwing and ass kicking – it’s not so good with just about everything else. In fact, after a certain point when things become so monotonously action driven, you start to wonder if the entire script didn’t just read “Lucy Liu says something about love and sex, and then a fight ensues.” Because that’s essentially the entire movie, told in 15 sequences that can be encapsulated in those 13 words.

I am supposed to provide a brief description of the plot, but as there is no plot, I cannot do so. In fact, I challenge anyone to prove otherwise. The “premise” of the movie is that a Chinese dynasty is threatened by one of its own turned traitor who is a master fighter. A foreigner (played by Russell Crowe) must rise to the challenge posed by the Empress Madame Blossom (Lucy Liu). If it sounds ultra campy and ridiculous, that’s because it is. This is a so-called “serious” movie that gives a spoofy classic like Army of Darkness a run for its money. Strictly for diehard fans of martial arts movies who don’t mind the complete and utter absence of plot, story, direction, or any other artistic element.

MIAMI: I WANT THIS JOB! Nicole Trunfio’s Assistant On Her Bikini Photo Shoot!

Australian model Nicole Trunfio enjoys a walk on the beach in Miami after a bikini photoshoot in the sand.

Aside from hanging w/ her boyfriend on the beach reading “Amy, My Daughter” (book about Amy Winehouse written by her father Mitch Winehouse), Australian supermodel Nicole Trunfio also did some work. The freakishly thin 26-year-old was seen workin’ her bikini bod on a photo shoot on the beach in Miami.

In case you missed it, make sure you hit the more candid bikini pics from yesterday.

Fashionable Red Carpet @ 2012 CMA Awards in Nashville

Carrie Underwood, Hayden Panettiere, Kellie Pickler, Taylor SwiftPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Carrie Underwood, Hayden Panettiere, Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift

Last night was the 46th Annual CMA Awards in Nashville, hosted by Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley. Amongst the winners were Blake Shelton, Eric Church and Miranda Lambert. Surprisingly Taylor Swift did not win an award in any of the three categories that she was nominated. For more info and a full list of winners, visit the CMA Awards webiste.

Avril Lavigne Brings The Morning Links!

Avril Lavigne Is A Naughty SailorPhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Pictured: Avril Lavigne Is A Naughty Sailor

– George Lucas is Giving The $4.05 Billion From Disney To Charity. I’m Sorry, What? [The Superficial]
– Kelly Brook Says Good Morning [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Sexy Celebrity Halloween Twit Pics [Hollywood Tuna]
– Candice Swanepoel in Sexy Halloween Costumes [Heavy]
– Pippa Middleton Butt Shots From 2012 [GCeleb]
– Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Charlie Sheen Bought His Favorite Hooker A New Vagina [Dlisted]
– Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy $52 worth of… Christmas wrapping paper?! [Celebitchy]
– Playboy model named Nikki Leigh [Caveman Circus]
– Anyone Know Who This Is??? [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
– Sarah Stephens is going to be your new favorite hottie [Brosome]
– Fall into Alena Blohm [Uncoached]

– Alexander Skarsgard sighted in Namibia with Charlize Theron [Lainey Gossip]
– SSexy Dia De Los Muertos Senoritas [COED Magazine]
– Selena Gomez Magazine Covers Grow Up [CityRag]
– Megan Fox Is ‘The Dolphin Whisperer’ For Acer Ad [Celebrity Smack]
– The Sexiest Car Saleswoman Ever [DJMICK]
– Wrestler Fails Double Backflip [EgoTV]

– Valerie van der Graaf : Dutch Model [Gunaxin]
– A tribute to hot butts [Regretful Morning]
– Nikki Reed Talks Hair, Aging and Makeup [Skinny VS Curvy]
– Kendall Jenner: Hot-To-Trot In A Yellow Bandage Dress [Socialite Life]
– Cameron Diaz’s upskirt panties [Upskt Celebs]

– Ashley Tisdale is a Sexy Batman with an Ugly Robin of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– The 20 Hottest Photos of Grace Potter [Heavy]
– 17 Outrageous Halloween Costumes That Take The Treat Out Of “Trick Or Treat” [Mankind Unplugged]
– Car Games 1000 [Car Games 1000]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Kendall Jenner at “Nomad Two Worlds” by Russell James in Sydney

Kendall Jenner

So we really have no idea why in the hell Kendall Jenner attended the book launch for “Nomad Two Worlds” by Russell James in Sydney, Australia, no less. Give credit to Mama Kris to continue whoring out her daughters to collect hefty appearance fees. Looks like Kendall will be making Mama Kris a lot of money moving forward. In case you’re wondering, yes, Kendall is still just 16 years old… BUT… come November 3rd she turns 17! One more year before we can classify her under the Barely Legal tag. Get your calendar counters started. Interested in the book? Hit up the “Nomad Two Words” website.

By the way, Kendall’s tight little yellow number reminded us of another young hottie who recently wore yellow… that’d be Victoria Justice at the Fun Size premiere. Sure this looks like a shameless plug for us to track back to that post but you gotta admit this’ll be a nice little matchup of starlets on the rise.

Victorai JusticeL.A.: Victoria Justice Killin’ It On “Fun Size” Red Carpet Premiere