SYDNEY: Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Still Very Temporarily in Love
The lovebirds were spotted in Sydney earlier today doing the popular Bondi to Bronte beach walk as they sipped on lattes and took comfort in each others embrace. Mila even took out of her camera phone to snap a couple pics of Ashton & herself, so it was definitely one of those (soon-to-be-regrettable) romantic moments you reflect on when the relationship is falling apart in the near future.
Normally they’re luxuriously shacked up in NYC or L.A., but w/ Sandy’s ravaging most of lower Manhattan & L.A. being its normal cluster-fuck of paparazzi poking around for more info on Mila’s rumored pregnancy, they both figured why not take a private jet to Sydney?! Hey, if you can afford it, why not? Plus, I think Ashton’s goal is to have sex with Mila on all continents before turning his attention elsewhere. That motherfuckingassholesonofabitchihatehimsomuchpieceshittymoviemakingwhorebag!!!