Our favorite reality TV couple, Joanna Krupa & Romain Zago, are back in Miami creating trouble again! The stars of Real Housewife of Miami (even though Joanna isn’t really a housewife) were first seen all over each other while going for a dip in ocean. I’m surprised Joanna wanted to hit the beach so quickly seeing how she was just stranded in NYC for a few days due to Hurricane Sandy, but hey, we’re not gonna complain!
After drowning in PDA action on Saturday, Joanna & Zago decided to practice various Kamasutra moves on the beach the following afternoon, all in the guise of an innocent workout. If you can’t tell Romain Zago, who’s apparently a brown belt in Jiu-Jitsu, was seen teaching his bombshell girlfriend some self-defense moves just in case she’s attacked by a pack of sugar daddies inside a nightclub. The lovebirds were spotted practicing some boxing, squats and push ups—even though photos tell an entirely different story. And for those of you bastards who keep up, on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, Joanna was punched by cast mate Adriana De Moura over a clash with Joe Francis. Joanna has made no secret of the fact that next time someone tries to attack her, she would like to be prepared.
Needless to say, this will definitely be one of the top five posts in our Celebrity Curb Watch category for 2012.
Miranda Kerr was spotted catwalking around NYC earlier today, just a couple days ahead of the annual Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Fashion Show set to go down on Wednesday—at least that’s the plan as of right now, but judging by all the events getting cancelled left & right due to Superwhore Sandy, they could decide to push it back at the last minute.
Whatever the case, the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will feature Ale rockin’ the $2.5 million Fantasy Bra, as well as Justin Bieber & Rihanna providing the musical entertainment as the models walk down the runway. It’ll be very interesting to see how Justin performs with scantily clad women walking all around him. And, with regards to sex-freak Rihanna, don’t be surprised if she rips off Candice Swanepoel’s lingerie & starts making out with her on stage in the middle of her performance.
The caption is in reference to recent reports claiming that Cee Lo allegedly date raped a girl by drugging her with ecstasy. As we’ve always said, chicks put themselves in the position to get fucked. Once their sugar daddy gets bored of having sex with them & stop funding their lavish lifestyles, the chicks in question always resort to crying foul. Oldest trick in the book.
– Brooke Burke Does Gangnam Style In Lingerie [HollywoodTuna]
– Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them Sex Movies [The Superficial]
– Granny Doolittle [Lainey’s Gossip]
– REALLY?! Kristen Bell is pregnant with Dax Shepard’s baby, surprising for them? [Celebitchy]
– HOLY! So…Here’s A Justin Bieber Sex Doll [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Brad Pitt Thinks He’s A Furniture Designer Now [Dlisted]
– Emma Stone In Skinny Jeans Just Made My Day [Popoholic]
– GABRIELLA TOTH NAKED FOR FART OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– WATCH THE TRAILER FOR EDDIE HUANG’S “FRESH OFF THE BOAT” TAIWAN EPISODE [MassAppeal]
– Sam Worthington Was Drunk, Got Pepper Sprayed [The Blemish]
– Jimmy Kimmel’s Halloween Prank [Viralosity.tv]
– EVIL BITCH [Socialite Life]
– HOPE THIS IS TRUE! Taylor Swift is a Plagiarist [Evil Beet]
– OW!! Who’s the Hottest? Ranking Every 2012-13 NBA Cheerleading Squad [Complex]
– CASH & HONOR WARREN GO GROCERY SHOPPING [I’m Not Obsessed]
– In beautiful people news . . .Adrianne Palicki [Celebslam]
– UFC’S BRITTNEY PALMER FOR FHM OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Chris Brown Is A Philanthropist Now [The Superficial]
– 20 TV Actors More Deserving Of Your “Nepotism” Scorn [Pajiba]
– Kristen Stewart Caught Taking Her Panties Off [Celeb Jihad]
– Emily Didonato Looks Really, Really Good-Looking in These New Lingerie Shots [BroBible]
– Drew goes low-classy [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Sofia Vergara’s Boob Grab [HollywoodTuna]
– Cindy Crawford in French Revue Magazine [Yeeeah!]
– Papa Joe Isn’t Gay, So Says Papa Joe [Dlisted]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Prior to these these bikini-clad pics of Russian supermodel Natasha Poly from Miami Beach, we last saw the lanky 27-year-old at the 2012 Angel Ball held last month in NYC. The event was attended by a long list of supermodels including Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk & Nicole Trunfio. You can see Natasha’s last batch of bikini pics from over the weekend here.
We can only hope that Ryan Phillippe is having protected sex these days as he dates his latest sugar baby Paulina Slagter. The actor was seen with his girlfriend as he hit his son Deacon’s soccer game on Saturday, although we gotta assume she doesn’t really enjoy these father-son bonding sessions only because she spent most of the time reading the book ‘The New Jim Crow‘ underneath an umbrella shade while Ryan cheered on his son.
From a career standpoint, Ryan Phillipe’s next film set to hit theaters is “Straight A’s,” which also stars Anna Paquin and Luke Wilson. Here’s some plot action from IMDb: “Pressured by his deceased mother’s ghost to return home to the family he abandoned, a former addict grabs a bag of pills and a sack of marijuana and hits the road to Shreveport.” The film releases on December 4.
Judging by the photos, new mommy Vanessa Minnillo spent a few hours getting dolled-up up for the papz as she took her newborn son Camden out to Stanley’s restaurant to meet up with friends. To keep her nanny from sleeping w/ sex-deprived husband Nick Lachey, Vanessa decided to bring her along for the short trip to care for her son while she socializes with friends.
With the help of her precious supermodel genes, Gisele Bundchen showed that she’s all tummy as she heads into her seventh month of pregnancy. The Christmas baby will be the super model’s second child w/ husband Tom Brady. The couple’s first child, Benjamin, was born two years ago.
Along with showing off her bikini body, the 32-year-old Brazilian model also hit dinner in South Beach w/ her husband wearing skinny jeans, so we’re pretty sure Gisele will be back doing high-fashion photo shoots within a month or two of delivering the baby in December.
“New Crime Productions and John Cusack are currently considering a project about the larger-than-life radio personality, Rush Limbaugh. Betty Thomas, who covered similar terrain in her portrait of Howard Stern, is interested in directing.”[THR]
This one left our heads thoroughly scratched. John Cusack is apparently planning to produce and star in a biopic about America’s favorite right wing radio nutjob (go ahead neocon flamers: torch me), Rush Limbaugh. I can kind of/sort of understand Cusack wanting to produce the movie. Limbaugh is, despite his entirely hateful and hate-filled politics, a larger-than-life figure whose career is the stuff biopics are made for. But trying to imagine the fit and trim (by which I mean skinny and lanky) Cusack playing the corpulent and bulging Limbaugh made us wonder just how long it will take him to put on the weight. It also probably doesn’t help that Cusack is well-known to be to the left of mainstream American liberalism (he is a fierce critic of Obama’s application of the Patriot Act) which obviously doesn’t tow the line with Limbaugh’s rabid right wing extremism.
So will you be ponying up to watch another Hollywood liberal playing a famous right winger? Or should Cusack contact John Goodman and see if he’ll take over the leading role?
Usher, No Doubt, Justin Bieber and Ke$ha will perform at the 40th annual American Music Awards on Sunday, Nov. 18, joining previously announced acts Pink, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Christina Aguilera, Carrie Underwood, Pitbull and Linkin Park.[THR]
In case you won’t happen to be in Los Angeles on November 18 for the 40th Annual American Music Awards (tickets are still available as of this writing via Ticketmaster), you can still check out the star-studded lineup online and on ABC that night at 8 P.M. ET/PT. Stars scheduled to perform include Usher, No Doubt, Pink, Justin Bieber, Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, and Linkin Park. For the four of you who care about the nominations as opposed to the liver performances (which is really the whole point of these live venue shows), the leading nominees this year include Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Usher, Maroon 5, and Drake.
Check back to Moejackson on November 18 and 19 for the hottest and most exclusive pics from the event. We’re told Nicki Minaj will NOT be performing a tribute to Mariah Carey, in case you were wondering.
The somewhat homeless-looking Mark Wahlberg was seen with his wife & kids at his son Michael’s football over the weekend in Los Angeles. Judging by the pics, it appeared as if he was enjoying his wife’s company a little more than watching his son’s game. Seeing how they already have four kids, we’re gonna assume that Mark Wahlberg f’d-up in some way over the past week & is simply doing his best to make up for it by making his wife feel special in front of the papz.
The shitty movie season is almost upon us (we’re talking about January – March, where Hollywood studios dump their losers in hopes of hitting the jackpot), so this year’s Mark Wahlberg offering is “Broken City,” which hits theaters on January 18. The film also stars Russell Crowe & Catherine Zeta-Jones, with the story revolving around former cop named Billy Taggart, who begins following the wife of the New York City mayor, Emily Barlow and uncovers a much bigger scandal. Let me guess, Mark Wahlberg plays the cop, Russell Crowe is the mayor & Catherine Zeta-Jones is the wifie. Now, how wants to take a shot at guessing the full story?
52 year old MILFilicious singer, actress, cougar, and producer Rita Rusic was spotted showing off her bikini body while she enjoyed a day on the beach in Miami. Let’s remind you again, that body is 52 years old. We could try to write more about Rita but as you know, when it comes to bikini pics, we pretty much let those speak for themselves.
Just days before her big runway show in NYC, Alessandra Ambrosio enjoyed the weekend w/ family & friends. Looking in tip-top shape, the Victoria’s Secret model was seen catwalking her way to a local ice-cream joint with her two kids Anja & Noah in her ritzy Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles.
Once again, we gotta plug that the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which goes down later this week. As most of you know, the beautiful Alessandra Ambrosio will wear the $2.5 million “Floral Fantasy Bra during the event. Just like in the previous years, we’ll be all over this one, so no worries.