Monthly Archives: November 2012

Rihanna Got Touchy-Feely; Justin Bieber Caught Drooling @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Lindsey Ellingson & Justin Bieber; Doutzen Kroes & Rihanna; Lily Aldridge & Bruno Mars

As we predicted, Rihanna tried her best to upstage the models on the runway & in the process molested one of them while dropping one of her freaky lyrics. Nothing wrong with that.

As for Justin Bieber, the guy bangs Selena Gomez, so being surrounded by scantily-clad females who look older than 12 must have opened his eyes to the insane possibilities—at least that’s what would happen to any straight dude in his position. The guy is a young pop star who has an all access to pass to any chick on the planet and he ends up involved in a long-term relationship with a chick like Selena Gomez?! What the fuck is up with that?

And finally, we’re pretty sure Bruno Mars did a few lines of coke with at least one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels following the show. After all, what the hell is the point of landing such a nice gig if you aren’t gonna bang at least one of them, right?

Beautiful Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

After our first batch of Adri photos, we had to help redeem Adriana’s undeniable legacy on the site as one of the most beautiful women on the planet. After all, there’s a reason why Victoria’s Secret marketing gurus chose Adri to open up their annual fashion show, right? Let’s not forget, Adriana gave birth to her second child, a baby girl, on September 12—LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AGO!! GOD DAMN!!

Yummy. Candice Swanepoel Tweeted A Pic Of Her Stomach Ahead of 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Tweeted photo of Candice's stomach; Candice @ 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The Tweeted photo will either really turn you on or make you puke. I’m just hoping that she was sucking it in a little when she took the photo b/c let’s admit it, banging against those things will leave marks…

Anyway, we’re also including a few more photos of Candice from backstage at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Backstage With Models @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Hilary Rhoda & Lily AldridgePhoto Credit: Splash News Online
L>R: Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Hilary Rhoda & Lily Aldridge

Sadly, we haven’t seen any pics of Adriana Lima backstage yet, so let’s just hope they’re keeping her in a more private room or maybe she’s late?! For those of you who don’t know, Adri gave birth to her second child, a baby girl, back on September 12. From what we knew, she was getting prepared to walk the runway, so let’s hope that’s still the case…

And, don’t forget, all VS Fashion Show related pics are being dumped in this category.

Adriana Lima Tweeted the following photo a couple hours ago w/ this note: “My last workout yesterday@Michaelolajide1toke a great shot, don’t u think?”

Adriana Lima Tweets Final Workout Photo

Judging by her recent Tweets, Queen Angel is definitely hitting the runway today. Here’s one from 4 hours ago: “I’m so excited to walk the Victoria’s Secret Show tonight and I can’t wait for you to see the show next month!…”

Ok, we finally got our hands on a photo of Adriana Lima backstage at the VS Fashion Show! God damn, she looks thin! Also, we updated the poll to include Adri.
Adriana Lima

Celebrity Curb Watch: Kristen Stewart Promotes “Twilight” In NYC

Snapped earlier today as Kristen Stewart made the rounds doing a bunch of painfully awkward interviews in hopes to promote the final film in the “Twilight” series which hits theaters on November 16.

– Kate Upton Is A Sexy Bad Ass For Vogue [HollywoodTuna]
– Scarlett Johansson Got A New Tattoo [The Superficial]
– Cam wants a Brit? [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Was Diane Sawyer wasted during ABC’s election night coverage? [Celebitchy]
– Chrissy Teigen Got Humped By Neal Brennan’s Dog Last Night [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Donald Trump Is Mad [Dlisted]
– Kristen Stewart In Skinny Jeans Takes Flight [Popoholic]

– Johnny Depp Cozying Up With Amber Heard [The Blemish]
– Sleeping Bulldog vs Cheese []
– Local Reporter Mistakes For Wyclef Jean…Then Calls Him ‘Wah-Lay’ [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
– Jennifer Lopez Is A Bad Person [Evil Beet]
– The 10 Hottest Celebrity Hippies of All Time [Complex]
– Lindsay Lohan to lying: ‘I can’t quit you’ [Celebslam]

– Courtney Stodden’s Mom Wants Her Own Reality Show Now, Of Course [The Superficial]
– Systems of Magic And Politics
– Christina Hendricks Oral Sex In An Office Pic [Celeb Jihad]
– Funny or Die Tells What Happens If You Take Bath Salts Before that Big Work Meeting [BroBible]

– This could have been the Brange of Scientology [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Katie Price Is A Stripper Ice Queen [HollywoodTuna]

– Cops Have a “Vendetta” Against Lindsay Lohan [Yeeeah!]
– Beyonce Really Told Those Mitches [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Trying to figure which NFL teams are in and which are out at the halfway point

Congratulations to President Obama for winning another election and holding office for another four years. Best of luck to him and this country going forward. Now, let’s get back to what is really important. Good old American football! It’s the halfway point in this season in the NFL so it’s time to take a step back take a look at the landscape. Let’s see which teams have a definite shot at the postseason, which teams will not be participating and which teams still have a realistic shot to grab a wild card or a division that’s still up for grabs.

(side note: this is all hoping that there aren’t injuries to the team’s most important players but as we know, this is the NFL and injuries do occur)

Teams that are in: These teams can be confident that they will be in the playoffs but the rest of the season is left to figure out what their seeding will be. Atlanta, San Francisco and Houston have their divisions locked up. I can’t pencil in Chicago a division winner because they have two VERY tough games back to back coming up. Plus, Green Bay (another playoff lock) is only 1.5 games back and they seem to have started a streak. The Giants are a playoff team but this team has shown to stumble until they catch fire in the last weeks of the season, not a lock for the division just yet. Ravens and Steelers are both playoff teams but this division is very much still up for grabs. Patriots and Broncos will most likely win their division (both have very easy schedules remaining) but a 1 game lead isn’t enough to call it just yet.

Teams that are out: Chiefs, Jaguars, Browns and Panthers have 2 or less wins at the halfway point. Raiders, Titans, Bengals, Bills, Jets, Cardinals, Saints, Vikings and Redskins are in a division where they won’t be able to catch the leader or their schedule is much too tough to fight for a wild card position. Teams like the Vikings or Cardinals had a great start but eventually their schedules caught up to them and teams figured their weaknesses out.

Teams that are yet to be seen: The Eagles and Cowboys seem to be imploding but as history shows, this division isn’t over until the final weeks. The play each other twice in the next four weeks so that could very much be the season for both of them. Why the Lions and not the Vikings? Schedule mostly. The Lions’ last two games of the season could mean nothing for the opponent (Texans and Bears) so those could be two freebies. The Bucs (offense is on an absolute tear) and the Seahawks (defense and home field) both have favorable schedules heading forward. The Dolphins, Colts and Chargers have the luxury of both a favorable schedule and a terrible conference so their chances for a wild card spot are very much alive.

L.A.: Selita Ebanks @ 22nd Annual NAACP Theatre Awards

Selita Ebanks attending the 22nd Annual NAACP Theatre Awards at the Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles

Not surprisingly, Selita Ebanks looked absolutely beautiful as she hit the 22nd Annual NAACP Theatre Awards held at the Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles this Monday evening.

We were hoping that Ms Ebanks would make a return to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show runway, but sadly, 2010 appears to be her final appearance. For those of you who missed her on the runway, check her out in our archives: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, & 2010.

Eva Longoria Cries After Obama Win

“I was so excited because we did work very hard for the campaign, but it just shows that the middle class won. Super PACs didn’t get to buy the election. They didn’t get to buy America.”[THR]

If there’s one thing we can say with assurance about the 2012 American Election it’s this: never has much money been raised and spent to change so little. Obama is still president, Democrats retain control of the Senate, and Republicans hang on to their House majority.

A big part of the reason for the status quo was the Latino turnout, which made upwards of 10% of the overall vote and which split in Obama’s favor by a margin of 70% (yup: 70). And few people have spent as much time and effort trying to persuade Latinos to vote for Obama as has Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. She revealed via phone on Good Morning America earlier today that she “was in tears” upon hearing the news of Obama’s reelection and that she plans on continuing her advocacy of liberal policies to help Latino constituents.

Look to see more of her on the campaign trail in 2016. Hillary’s already lining up the surrogates.

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