Eva Longoria Cries After Obama Win

“I was so excited because we did work very hard for the campaign, but it just shows that the middle class won. Super PACs didn’t get to buy the election. They didn’t get to buy America.”[THR]

If there’s one thing we can say with assurance about the 2012 American Election it’s this: never has much money been raised and spent to change so little. Obama is still president, Democrats retain control of the Senate, and Republicans hang on to their House majority.

A big part of the reason for the status quo was the Latino turnout, which made upwards of 10% of the overall vote and which split in Obama’s favor by a margin of 70% (yup: 70). And few people have spent as much time and effort trying to persuade Latinos to vote for Obama as has Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. She revealed via phone on Good Morning America earlier today that she “was in tears” upon hearing the news of Obama’s reelection and that she plans on continuing her advocacy of liberal policies to help Latino constituents.

Look to see more of her on the campaign trail in 2016. Hillary’s already lining up the surrogates.

  • why is she crying?

  • Moe

    “the middle class won”

    what the fuck is wrong with her?

  • bryanzee

    Yay politics…so exciting.

  • She is a mess.

  • She is the Obama’s Mexican housekeeper for the second term.

  • Nookies

    Someone shut this stupid bitch up. If any moron is influenced by a celebrity on who to vote for that probably shouldn’t even be voting. Whatever problems the middle and lower class have they are not even remotely affected by it. Not to mention most of them just parrot what other illinformed morons say.

    • LaLa

      Thank you! Why they fuck do these celebs shamelessly shove their political ideologues down ordinary people’s throats? So fucking arrogant.

      • Nookies

        Sadly, I’m pretty sure Hollywood holds fuck tons of power to influence people. Or else Obama wouldn’t of been ass kissing hollywood so much.

        • LaLa

          So true, but so gross.

  • LaLa

    Spew! Thank you Eva Longoria for lending your voice to millions of people who have nothing in common with you. Without you, most Americans would not have known who to vote for. You are so wise and inspiring. Obama really needed you in his corner. Naaaaaaaarrrrrt!

  • Eva no one with any brains wants to hear anything that comes out of your mouth except sexual noises. Just because you are a casting couch star doesn’t mean anything in the real world.