Kristen Stewart left very little to the imagination as she catwalked down the red carpet in a golden lace dress at the Los Angeles premiere of “Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2,” which officially hits theaters this Thursday. Needless to say, we definitely need to see a few more angels of Kristen in this dress before we can give a final assessment, but I’m pretty sure you bastards will enjoy the few pics that are already in the gallery. I guess this is one way to celebrate the end of the Kristen’s career cash-cow series, but does this mean it’s all downhill from here for the next 10-15 “Twilight” premieres around the globe?! Let’s hope not.
Next issue on hand is Kristen’s career prospects following the end of “Twilight.” After watching countless extremely awkward interviews of her, I think it’s safe to say that what she does on screen in “Twilight” isn’t really Kristen transforming herself into Bella, but rather Kristen acting like Kristen. It’s quite possibly the blandest role in the history of Hollywood blockbusters. She literally sat on a stool inside a studio & read lines off a piece of paper in her naturally strained & awkward tone. What’s even more surprising is that she does the same thing in all her other movies, so her range is definitely limited to playing awkward girls who have trouble expressing themselves (i.e. Bella, a.k.a. Kristen Stewart).
Here’s more juice:
After being brought back from near-death by Edward after childbirth, Bella begins her new life as a vampire and mother to their daughter, Renesmee. But when Irina, a member of the Denali coven, misidentifies Renesmee as a immortal child, a human infant who has been bitten and transformed into a vampire, to the Volturi, they set out to battle and destroy the Cullens for their betrayal. In a final attempt to survive, the Cullens begin to gather foreign Vampire clans and nomads to stand and witness against the Volturi, including the Denali, the Amazonian, the Egyptian, the Irish and Romanian Covens, with European and American nomads. With their allies, the Cullens and the Wolf Pack stand to prove their innocence to the Volturi once and for all.
So, who’s gonna check this out? After the “Batman” premiere earlier this summer, make sure you’re packin’ (at least a couple rounds) if you’re planning to hit the 12:01AM showing. There are crazy fucking people running around these days…