Monthly Archives: December 2012

LINKS: Happy New Year, Everyone!

A) I didn’t write that nor did I take the photo. And B). This isn’t St. Barts (I think).

– Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina [The Superficial]
– Eva Mendes on New Year’s Eve [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Lindsay Lohan is living it up in London for New Year’s: how is she paying? [Celebitchy]
Sophie Turner Bikini Pics! DAMN! [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Jennifer Lawrence Has Bad Taste [Dlisted]
– Emily Blunt Bikini Pictures Just Made My Day [Popoholic]
– Demi Lovato Bikini Pics [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Brad Pitt Wants to Buy the Angelina Jolie Sex Tape for $10M [The Blemish]
– The Great Ice Rescue []
– Madonna and Brahim Zaibat Hit The Slopes With Lourdes And Mercy James! [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– So I’m Pretty Sure This Would Be LeAnn Rimes’ “Friend,” “Lizzy” [Evil Beet]
– 15 Funny Marriage Proposal Fails [Complex]
– A Day of Bikini Pics to End the Year, PART 9 [Celebslam]

– The Films of 2012: Miscellaneous Important Statistical Data [Pajiba]
– Victoria Justice Naked Straddling A Log [Celeb Jihad]
– The 25 Best (and Funniest) Twitter Accounts for Bros to Follow in 2013 [BroBible]
– Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle [HollywoodTuna]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Regular season ends in the NFL as playoff contenders make final push


Writing this up wasn’t the easiest of tasks. Not to say a few hundred words is difficult to write but after the way last night’s game ended, I can’t help feeling a little bummed out about the way the Cowboys season ended. It’s also because the NFL regular season ends on the night before we turn to 2013 and it’s hard to think that an entire season came and went just like that. Now there are 10 teams with a chance to make to New Orleans for the Super Bowl but let’s not get ahead of ourselves as there is still lots of football to be played. Let’s take a look at yesterday and how things went down.

AFC playoffs: One of the things that I can be proud of predicting before yesterday was that Houston was going to lose their spot and have to play in the wild card. The Texans have some glaring issues and have quietly been getting worse as the end of the season unfolded. Houston is going up against a Bengals that has been a bit underwhelming but Cincinnati has the defense and offensive potential to take Houston down. The other match up has the Colts, who continue to surprise against the Ravens, who most people feel are very lucky to even be in the postseason. The Ravens are limping as badly as a playoff team can but it’s going to be very interesting to see how a rookie QB does in Baltimore.

NFC playoffs: Things shook out a little more dramatically in the NFC as Adrian Peterson nearly broke a 30-year old record (only 9 yards short) as he led the Vikings into the playoffs. Peterson officially gets my vote for MVP because of how much he carried the Vikings throughout the season and we’ll get to see how he does against the Packers in what should be an NFC North classic. Other dramatics included the Redskins defeating my Cowboys to take the NFC East title and a date with the Seahawks. How amazing is the RG3/Russell Wilson battle going to be?

I’ll keep my rant short on why the Cowboys lost. First and foremost it was the defense’s inability to do anything about stopping or slowing down Alfred Morris. Romo should carry a lot of the blame after two bad plays and one terrible play that was too much for the Cowboys to recover. I can’t point to injuries too much because RG3 clearly didn’t look 100%.

Thank you to everyone that read anything that I wrote in 2012 and especially to Moe and Jackson for giving me this opportunity. Everyone have a wonderful New Year’s with family/friends but remember to stay safe. AAA is giving free rides tonight. See y’all in 2013.

MoeJackson 2012: The Year in Celebrities Catwalking Thru Airports

2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: Celebrities Parking Meter

This is the final post in our year in review posts, so if you missed any over the past couple weeks, make sure you hit up the MoeJackson 2012 Year in Review category to see everything.

Unless you’re a big-dogg celeb, you gotta run through the airport just like everybody, so the airport is always a great place to catch celebrities. We’ve included our favorites over the past year in the gallery, so please fasten your seat belts & enjoy the trip…

Las Vegas: Joanna Krupa Appears at Gallery Nightclub

Joanna Krupa Appears at Gallery Nightclub

Joanna Krupa, one half of our Celebrtiy Couple of 2012, was in Vegas over the weekend to host at Gallery Nightclub at Planet Hollywood. As with most Joanna solo-posts… where was Romain? No love for him? Not cool promoters at Gallery. Anyways, Joanna was recently called an “alcoholic” and “mental case” by Adriana in the receny Real Housewives reunion in which she also called Joanna and Romain’s relationship a “publicity stunt”. Okay, now that’s not cool either, for our Celebrtiy Couple of 2012, not cool.

MoeJackson 2012 Couple of the Year: Joanna Krupa & Romain Zago!!

Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago

Joanna Krupa has been featured on this site since all the way back in 2006 but it was the debut of her fiance Romain Zago in 2012 that gives them the distinct honor of being MoeJackson’s Couple of the Year. Forget Justin and Jessica or Aniston and Theroux… it’s all about Joanna and Romain with their bikini car washes and interesting workouts that seemingly always get photographed for our viewing pleasure. The couple almost didn’t make it to this point with their reported break-up in November but from the signs of it, I think all is well in Joanna and Romain’s world. Let’s hope that 2013 doesn’t give us anymore scares of a split. While we’re at it, you can start to follow both Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago on Twitter!!

Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago

MoeJackson 2012: The Year in Celebrities Paying Parking Meters

2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: Celebrities Parking Meter

Apologies if you’re getting tired of these Year in Review posts, but just a couple more to go! This latest batch is another one of our favorite categories, Celebrities Paying Parking Meters!

After years of obsessively watching celebrities pay parking meters, we’ve learned that they mostly pay with credit cards, they’re mostly ladies, and certain celebs (most notably, Alessandra Ambrosio & Jessica Alba) are extremely fearful of parking tickets even though they’re multi-millionaires. I guess it’s their way of keepin’ it humble!

Adam Lambert Trashes “Les Mis”, Praises Anne Hathaway


“One more clarification: DO go see it for Anne Hathaways performance. It’s was breathtaking.”[HP]

Ever wonder what former American Idol contestants think of massively popular new movie musicals? We don’t either, but Adam Lambert took to Twitter yesterday to weigh in one what has kind of-sort of become a pop culture phenomenon (even for non-musical geeks like yours truly).

He said he was less than impressed by Tom Hopper’s Les Miserables because “the score suffered massively with great actors PRETENDING to be singers” and “…it’s an opera. Hollywoods movie musicals treat the singing as the last priority. (Dreamgirls was good)”. Uh huh.

He did, however, do what every other human on the planet has done and single out Anne Hathaway for her performance as the tragic prostitute Fantine. Maybe Lambert can croon in her lap after she wins the Oscar at the Vanity Fair party?

Quentin Tarantino Eyeing Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep For Future Project


“We’re obviously fans of each other. It just needs to be the right character.”[HP]

With Django Unchained rocking both the box-office and most film critics’ Best of 2012 lists, Quentin Tarantino is eying his next blood-soaked magnum opus, and if he gets his way, it could star Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep.

Tarantino and Johnny Depp have apparently been trying to work together on a film now for ages, and it looks like the writer-director is working on coming up with just the right project. He says of Depp, “We would love to work together. We’ve talked about it for years. Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We’re obviously fans of each other. It just needs to be the right character. I just need to write the right character that I think Johnny would be the right guy to do it with. And if he agrees, then we’ll do it. And then it’ll be magical. I haven’t written the perfect character for Johnny Depp as of yet. Maybe someday I will, maybe someday I won’t. We’ll see.”

Tarantino is also looking to cast The Great One, a.k.a Meryl Streep, in one of his upcoming features. “I actually think we’d get along like a house on fire, even though I don’t really know her,” he confesses.

We all feel that way, Quent. We all do.

SYDNEY: Jonah Hill Hangs w/ Leonardo DiCaprio; Definitely Had New Year’s Eve Sex

Leonardo DiCaprio & Jonah Hill

As we write this post, it’s already 3:30 AM on January 1st, 2013, so we’re pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio is just finishing up with third supermodel while Jonah Hill is probably getting started w/ his second hottie of the New Year (one of Leo’s rejects, of couse).

Aside from filming “Moneyball” with Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill’s lunch with Leonardo DiCaprio yesterday afternoon at Iceburgs in Sydney, Australia ranks at least in the top three of all his career achievements. The two actors are co-stars in director Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick “Django Unchained,” which is currently out in theaters. They’re probably in the city to do some promotional work for their new film.

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