How Many Weeks Will Taylor Swift’s Relationship w/ One Direction’s Harry Styles Last?

Harry Styles & Taylor Swift Spend A Romantic Day In The Park

Why would any guy want to sleep with a chick who gets around as much as Taylor Swift? I mean, this is with the assumption that Taylor puts out each time she dates somebody new, of course. Plus, this Harry Styles dude has an all-access pass to worldwide booty & he settles on TAYLOR SWIFT, of all people? What the fuck is he smoking? It’s very possible that Taylor’s a total freak behind closed doors and her sexual freakiness wouldn’t be surprising at all if you account for the experience she gets as a chronic dater (again, assuming she puts out & isn’t a total flirt during these relationships).

These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon after the rumored couple took a romantic stroll through Central Park in NYC. We don’t know why it’s still a “rumor” that Taylor Swift is dating this dude b/c isn’t that what she does every couple weeks?! If these two aren’t together then maybe Taylor’s feeling him out first before she embarks on her usual three-week relationship. Whatever the case, for Harry’s sake, let’s just hope he’s getting some & let’s also hope he dumps her in such a way that he can have a shitty song named after himself. Ow!

  • skilligan

    her nasty ass will let him hit then bail very quickly

  • jimbo 77

    Hmm seems a strange choice of girl for him, she will offer nothing in bed to a guy that has recently dated caroline flack, its like it has publicity stunt written all over it!

  • supersecret

    At what point will guys realize she’s just gonna write a song about them when they break up, I could she if she was hot I probably wouldn’t care then but she’s not so why bother.

  • supersecret

    At what point will guys realize she’s just gonna write a song about them when they break up, I could she if she was hot I probably wouldn’t care then but she’s not so why bother.

  • Talesofpeace

    You know the girls who act all innocent like are the kinkest.

  • MoeJackson

    I think famous dudes want to bang taylor just because they want a song on her next record…

    • curvefan

      MoeJackson I think they just want a safe one night stand. They don’t have to worry about her trying to get pregnant. She also has more money that most of them so their cash is also safe.

      • MoeJackson

        cowbulls good point about the cash, but some dudes like dating poor hot chicks since it gives them some power…

        • curvefan

          MoeJackson cowbulls I would agree about having the power aka money advantage but in Taylor’s case it doesn’t seem necessary to get into her pants.

  • Bozz

    I don’t understand Harry’s appeal. He looks like he brush his hair once in every presidential election.

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