IT’S OFFICIAL: Royal Honeymoon Period Ends; Kate Middleton & Prince Willam Expecting First Child

**BREAKING NEWS** NEW BABY ON THE WAY!! Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton announce they are expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the throne. The Royal couple got married in 2011. Both are aged 30.

As if people didn’t already know, but Prince William & Duchess Kate Middleton made it official by announcing that they’re expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the British throne. As it happens so often, their fairytale marriage will face its biggest challenge during the pregnancy, as well as soon after once life changes. Even with their army of nannies, life won’t get any easier, especially when you add the media element to the mix. Plus, didn’t Prince Charles’ marriage to Princess Diana start its downward trend once she became a mother? Then again, Prince William seems too damn boring to sleep around behind Kate’s back, but hey, anything is possible, right? Whatever the case, we wish them all the best.

While we wait for the leaked Royal Ultrasound Photos to appear inside French & Italian magazines, anybody want to take a stab at possible Royal Baby Names? It’ll probably be a boring one like Elizabeth or William or maybe Kate will have her way & get to choose something normal (very doubtful)?

27 comments
curvefan
curvefan

Kate would be just another woman at a singles bar but who wouldn't like to bang royality. 

curvefan
curvefan

Kate would be just another woman at a singles bar but who wouldn't like to bang royality.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

cowbulls Glad you got shit working, man.

Bozz
Bozz

Won't it be funny if the child turn out to be ginger. lol. 

Bozz
Bozz

Won't it be funny if the child turn out to be ginger. lol.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

Bozz I like this username better...

Bozz
Bozz

Spanglylovesheels I'm already back at bastardly since last week, Spangly! Have different username now tho. lol.

Bozz
Bozz

MoeJackson thanks, Moe.

Obsidio
Obsidio

At least we got a final look at those abs, never to be seen again

Mundolopez
Mundolopez

Oh so they've been having Royal Sex? Duh.. I wonder what Royal Position they used...

Mundolopez
Mundolopez

Oh so they've been having Royal Sex? Duh.. I wonder what Royal Position they used...

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

Mundolopez I'm pretty damn sure they're a freaky couple

Obsidio
Obsidio

At least we got a final look at those abs, never to be seen again

Obsidio
Obsidio

At least we got a final look at those abs, never to be seen again

skilligan
skilligan

I hope it's a masculine child

skilligan
skilligan

I hope it's a masculine child

xenia
xenia

Congrats! Hope her pregnancy is not as annoying as her wedding was.

xenia
xenia

Congrats! Hope her pregnancy is not as annoying as her wedding was.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

This is surely a result of the sex they had on that balcony in France.

P.S. can I now write "Firsties" on every posting and then edit it as if nothing happened?

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

This is surely a result of the sex they had on that balcony in France.

P.S. can I now write "Firsties" on every posting and then edit it as if nothing happened?