IT’S OFFICIAL: Royal Honeymoon Period Ends; Kate Middleton & Prince Willam Expecting First Child

**BREAKING NEWS** NEW BABY ON THE WAY!! Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton announce they are expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the throne. The Royal couple got married in 2011. Both are aged 30.

As if people didn’t already know, but Prince William & Duchess Kate Middleton made it official by announcing that they’re expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the British throne. As it happens so often, their fairytale marriage will face its biggest challenge during the pregnancy, as well as soon after once life changes. Even with their army of nannies, life won’t get any easier, especially when you add the media element to the mix. Plus, didn’t Prince Charles’ marriage to Princess Diana start its downward trend once she became a mother? Then again, Prince William seems too damn boring to sleep around behind Kate’s back, but hey, anything is possible, right? Whatever the case, we wish them all the best.

While we wait for the leaked Royal Ultrasound Photos to appear inside French & Italian magazines, anybody want to take a stab at possible Royal Baby Names? It’ll probably be a boring one like Elizabeth or William or maybe Kate will have her way & get to choose something normal (very doubtful)?

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    This is surely a result of the sex they had on that balcony in France.
    P.S. can I now write “Firsties” on every posting and then edit it as if nothing happened?

  • xenia

    Congrats! Hope her pregnancy is not as annoying as her wedding was.

  • skilligan

    I hope it’s a masculine child

  • Obsidio

    At least we got a final look at those abs, never to be seen again

  • Oh so they’ve been having Royal Sex? Duh.. I wonder what Royal Position they used…

    • MoeJackson

      Mundolopez I’m pretty damn sure they’re a freaky couple

  • Obsidio

    At least we got a final look at those abs, never to be seen again

  • Bozz

    Won’t it be funny if the child turn out to be ginger. lol.

    • Spanglylovesheels

      Bozz  Is that really you?! ARe you back?

      • Bozz

        Spanglylovesheels I’m already back at bastardly since last week, Spangly! Have different username now tho. lol.

        • MoeJackson

          Bozz I like this username better…

        • MoeJackson

          Bozz I like this username better…

        • Bozz

          MoeJackson thanks, Moe.

  • curvefan

    Kate would be just another woman at a singles bar but who wouldn’t like to bang royality.

    • MoeJackson

      cowbulls Glad you got shit working, man.