Monthly Archives: December 2012

NYC: Taylor Swift Enjoys Her Morning Latte Following A Night of Lovemaking w/ Harry Styles

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles leave the same New York City hotel the day after enjoying a late night out on the town

How’s that for a post title?

Don’t let that innocent country girl face fool you! We’re pretty sure that an hour or so before these photos were snapped, Taylor Swift probably called in her million-dollar cleanup crew to help not only safely get the bukkake off her face & hair, but also resurrect the ultra-clean-&-innocent look that everyone’s accustomed to. Whoever manages this chick is a frickin’ evil genius.

With our last poll, we learned that an overwhelming number of you bastards felt that Taylor’s relationship with Harry Styles will last anywhere between two weeks to a month. Today’s Taylor Swift poll will be…

Any other poll ideas for our next few Taylor posts?

NYC: Kristin Cavallari & Her Post-Pregnancy Legs Bring The Links!

Kristin Cavallari walked to the "New York Live" studios at 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

Kristin Cavallari walked to the “New York Live” studios at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in NYC. As you guys know, Kristen’s engaged to Chicago Bears’ QB Jay Cutler & she gave birth to the couple’s first child, a baby boy named Camden Jack, back on August 8.

– Amber Rose Is Filling Out Nicely [HollywoodTuna]
– Holly Madison & Kate Middleton Are Totes Twins [The Superficial]
– On Katy Cambridge’s first trimester [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Angelina Jolie: ‘I’m going to… give up the acting as the kids hit the teenage years’ [Celebitchy]
Guess Which One Is Steve Jobs [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Nick Lachey Is Really Into Football [Dlisted]
– Scarlett Johansson’s New D&G Advertisement Is Missing A Whole Lot Of Something… [Popoholic]

– Frankie Muniz Suffered a Stroke [The Blemish]
– Death Metal Doggy Drummer []
– Duchess Kate To Remain In Hospital For Several Days, Snooki Sends Her Best Wishes [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Surprise, Surprise: Lindsay is “Out of Control.” Again. [Evil Beet]
– The 25 Hottest Lesbian & Bisexual Characters in Movies [Complex]
– Oh hi Amanda Bynes [Celebslam]

– Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back? [The Superficial]
– The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends
– Bar Rafaeli Threatens Middle East Pease With Ass Pic [Celeb Jihad]
– The 15 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models You Haven’t Heard Of [BroBible]

– Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16 [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Ana Ivanovic Must Be A Good Tennis Player [HollywoodTuna]

– Kate Middleton is Pregnant, Heidi Klum is Cleopatra [Yeeeah!]
– Rob Kardashian Says Rita Ora “Let Him” Knock Her Up [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Douchebag Sugar Daddy Corey Feldman Is Doing Well in the Girlfriend Dept

Corey Feldman Has His Head In The Stars

It’s about time we properly use our Hot Chicks with Douche Bags category!

First of all, anybody able to I.D. the Corey’s chick? And for all you young bastards, here’s more about Corey Feldman:

Corey Scott Feldman (born July 16, 1971) is an American actor, former child actor, and singer. He became known during the 1980s, with roles in the films Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, The Goonies, Stand by Me, The Lost Boys, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Gremlins, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and The ‘Burbs. Feldman is also the lead singer for the rock band Truth Movement.

During February 2005, Feldman was subpoenaed to testify against Michael Jackson in his child molestation trial. The singer was accused of molesting a 15-year-old boy, believed to be a cancer survivor, who spent time at his Neverland Ranch and who appeared in Martin Bashir’s 2003 British documentary Living With Michael Jackson. Feldman said, “I started looking at each piece of information, and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt.”[18]

Feldman accused Michael Jackson of damaging his childhood by befriending and then abandoning him. The two became close after Feldman found fame as a young star in Gremlins, The Goonies, and Stand by Me. Feldman admitted Jackson helped many children by becoming a friend and mentor – but claimed he did more harm than good, by dropping kids when he grew bored. The actor said, “He did real damage in my overall life. I was a 12-year-old boy who was hurt by his family and ignored by people at school. Michael would sit and talk to me for hours and he would listen. Then he would get bored. The biggest thing that Michael’s done to children is befriending the ones that are in need and then abandoning them.”

In an August 2011 interview, Feldman said that Hollywood’s biggest secret is pedophilia and that he was a victim of it in the 1980s.

Bikini Rating: Michelle Schall Does A Photo Shoot in Miami

Michelle Schall in a bikini at a fashion photoshoot in Miami

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as American model Michelle Schall was spotting doing a photo shoot in Miami beach. Even though she might look older in the photos, Michelle is only 17 & currently a model for Ford Models agency. As per her ModelMayhem profile, the half Thai & American model is a high school senior in Miami Beach, and likes plays volleyball. I swear, when we first saw the photos, we thought she was at least early 20s, so my bad!

Playoff picture begins to take shape after week 13 in the NFL

Carolina Panthers v Kansas City Chiefs

Amid impossible circumstances, the Kansas City Chiefs were able to take the field and come out with a victory. There was a question of whether or not the game would even be played but coaches and players decided among themselves that it would be best to play. If only to take their minds off the tragic circumstances even for a few hours. The Chiefs handled and responded as well as anyone could ask for but as always, the show must go on. This weekend featured upsets, great rookie performances and some of the more elite teams clinching division titles along with playoffs berths. We’ll start with the rookies because Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson were the the definition of clutch when their teams needed them the most, on the road. Both rookies weren’t exactly lighting it up but they were both able to manage the game and made the plays, both executing on the last play of their respective game. Of course, last night featured RG3 and while he didn’t dazzle by his terms, Griffin did enough to take a key divisional victory to keep the Redskins playoff hopes alive.

Teams that are officially in the playoffs (Falcons, Patriots, Texans and Broncos) with the Texans being the only one that didn’t clinch their division but odds are they will clinch eventually. Although, if you look at their schedule (Pats, Colts, Vikings and Colts again) there’s an outside shot that the Texans don’t win their division. However unlikely, it’s amazing that the possibility of the Colts winning the AFC south is out there. With the surprising victory of the Steelers, the AFC north just got much more interesting and even more so because out of the three contenders, the Ravens have the toughest schedule. The NFC north is just as interesting after Bears were upset at home and gave the division lead to the Packers so anything is possible with those two teams. And of course the Redskins won last night, making the NFC east a tighter race and giving Cowboys fans like myself false hope of making the playoffs. 

I fully expect the Broncos (-10) to annihilate the Raiders on Thursday. The Broncos continue to roll and the Raiders are one of the five worst teams in league with little improvement in sight.

Possibly Pregnant Jessica Biel Hits Up “GMA” & Cruises Around NYC w/ Justin Timberlake

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake seen taking a walk together in New York city

Jessica Biel appeared on ‘Good Morning America’ earlier today to promote her latest film, a romantic comedy titled “Playing for Keeps,” which also stars Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Judy Greer, and Dennis Quaid. The film hits theaters on Friday. It’s your typical Gerard Butler battles old demons by coaching his son’s soccer team, but in the process finds himself surrounded by his players’ moms who want to coach them in sexual positions following soccer practice. What a bastard!


And in other news, fresh rumors are flying around that Jessica Biel is taking time off from acting because she & new hubby Justin Timberlake are expecting their first child. I bet it’s true and just like that, we can scratch J. Biel off the list of hotties for the foreseeable future.

Here’s a clip of Jessica on The Ellen Show proving that she doesn’t understand anything about marriage:

Ladies Who Attended The 2012 Ripple of Hope Awards Dinner

Taylor Swift, Hilaria Thomas, Dianna Agron

Pictured: Taylor Swift, Hilaria Thomas, Dianna Agron

The Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights presented the 2012 Ripple of Hope Awards Dinner last night. The Robert F. Kennedy Ripple of Hope Award “lauds leaders of the international business, entertainment, and activist communities who demonstrate commitment to social change.” Past winner include Former President Bill Clinton, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Bono, George Clooney and Former Vice-President Al Gore. Now you can add Taylor Swift to that list. Kennedy Center President Kerry Kennedy presented Taylor with the award while ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy was not in attendance. For more info, visit The Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights website.

Diane Kruger @ The Museum of Modern Art 5th annual Film Benefit

Diane Kruger

Diane Kruger was amongst the attendees at The Museum of Modern Art 5th annual Film Benefit honoring Quentin Tarantino. As you might recall, Diane starred in Tarantino’s Inglourious Bastards. The Film Benefit raised funds to ensure that great works of cinema continue to join the collection at The Museum of Modern Art. Diane will be hitting the big screen next year in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s (yeah, the Twilight author) The Host. The film stars Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, and Jake Abel with Diane in a supporting role as The Seeker. Look for it in theaters on March 29, 2013. For more info, visit The Host official website.

Parasitic aliens called “Souls” have invaded the Earth and have begun to possess the minds of humans. Melanie Stryder’s body has been inhabited by a Soul named Wanderer, but she refuses to fade away. Wanderer starts to see Melanie’s memories, in which she sees her loved ones and eventually finds a connection with them, too. Melanie is trapped inside Wanderer’s mind, speaking to her mentally, when both decide to set off and find their loved ones. [Wiki]

BREAKING!! Selema Blair Digs For Change While Feeding WeHo Parking Meter

Selma Blair Shops On Melrose and Beverly Boulevard in West Hollywood

Actress Selma Blair was seen out in West Hollywood without her one-year-old baby boy Arthur. She first hit up Le Labo perfume store before heading to Joan’s on Third to pick up coffee & dinner.

Her latest film was the direct to video thriller “In Their Skin,” which also stars Joshua Close and James D’Arcy. Here’s some plot action: ” The Hughes cottage vacation is violently interrupted by a family on a murderous and identity stealing journey, in search of the “perfect” life.”


MacFarlane Plans Follow-Up to $501 Million Mega-Hit “Ted”


“MacFarlane and his ‘Ted’ co-writers Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild have penned A Million Ways to Die in the West, which sources say MacFarlane is planning to star in and direct, for summer 2013.”[THR]

How will Seth MacFarlane top himself after the mega success of global hit Ted and his upcoming stint as host of the 2013 Oscar ceremony? By writing, directing, and starring in his next feature, tentatively titled A Million Ways to Die in the West.

No, there isn’t a sequel to Ted in the works (at least from what we know from our sources), but MacFarlane has been getting hit with offers from left, right, and center to appear in front of the camera in a starring role (stoners and fans of raunchy humor rejoice!). A Million Ways to Die in the West is being described as a “Blazing Saddles-style movie — meaning a Western with contemporary humor, with one undercurrent being just how dangerous and painful life really was in the late 1800s.”

Sounds pretty off-kilter to us, which is just how McFarlane likes to operate.

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