Kate Middleton Leaves Hospital; World Breathes Collective Sigh Of Relief
It’s almost as if Kate Middleton is giving birth to the future savior of planet earth, but it’s only an unfairly entitled kid who’s third in line to the meaningless throne of England.
Judging by all the bullshit that happened during her brief stay at King Edward VII Hospital, we’re pretty sure all her care will be done inside a London palace while Kate is pregnant. I just can’t see her taking monthly trips to the O/B and then delivering inside a regular hospital room.
Here’s the prank call to Kate Middleton’s hospital room: