I gotta admit, these photos make me somewhat teary-eyed b/c I starting to remember the good ‘ole days when Megan Fox slavishly traveled around the globe wearing extremely short & tight dresses to promote “Transformers,” but sadly times have changed. These were snapped earlier this afternoon in Los Angeles at the March of Dimes event billed as a “Celebration of Babies” luncheon. The event was held at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Since we referenced those red carpet photos of Megan from the good ‘ole days, let’s take a walk down memory lane for a few seconds…
Considering Taylor Swift will need pretty much any excuse to restart her never-ending searching for her next man, we’re sure this photo of Harry Styles kissing a cute reporter chick on the red carpet will suffice. The music industry’s latest cookie-cutter couple of the moment are reportedly dating with rumors of Taylor & Harry Styles of One Direction recently spotted making out in public somewhere in NYC (we’d try to do some research on this rumor, but does anybody actually care?). If the make-out session did go down as reported, I hope Harry understands that he just made out w/ half of Hollywood & countless other nobodies from around the globe.
The duo were on the red carpet (separately) at Z100 Jingle Ball Concert in NYC that went down earlier in the evening (Friday, December 7). The fact that Harry walks out of Taylor’s hotel each morning should convince them that their relationship is no longer a big secret, but I guess they wanna play the cute game a bit longer. It’s also possible that Taylor is refusing to make things official b/c that’ll lock her down with one man for at least the next 2-3 weeks and we all know that raging fire between her legs needs constant action & stimulation from different penises in order to maintain its strength.
Aaaw, I feel sorry for that completely oblivious Asian couple tentatively enjoying the hotel pool. They came for a luxurious Miami Beach vacation & sadly, they’re gonna leave w/ an STD. For those of you who think the chlorine in the pool is capable of killing all types of bacteria, think again…
Da-daaayum! Hilary was obviously overshadowed by Megan Fox’s attendance, but the former Disney star-turned-author-turned-socialite-mommy held her own at the March of Dimes‘ “Celebration of Babies” Luncheon earlier this afternoon at the Beverly Hilton.
I know all you haters who’ve been calling Hilary Duff fat & chubby aren’t going to agree, but I think she’s looking great as she takes a more reasonable, realistic & natural approach at recovering from her pregnancy (when did she have him again?). All those Pilates, Piloxing, & Yoga classes are slowly paying off, damn it!
– PRIYANKA CHOPRA HOT FOR GQ INDIA OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– And Now Back To America’s Royalty: BERTNEY! [The Superficial]
– Pan’s Labyrinth Musical In The Works. Look! Someone’s Already Practicing Their Jazz Hands! [Pajiba]
– Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape Video [Celeb Jihad]
– Highly Recruited Linebacker With Enormous Auburn Tattoo Decommits to Auburn [BroBible]
I know nobody gives a shit about this, but each sleepover Harry Styles hits up at Taylor’s hotel simply solidifies her in our Harlots category (formally known as Sluts & Whores). We don’t know if these two are actually getting it on each night or just staying up real late watching TV, ordering room service—OK, scratch that—these two are totally fucking!
Before hitting up Taylor’s hotel last night, Harry had dinner w/ Taylor & her girlfriend, “Glee” star Dianna Agron, at the luxurious Crosby hotel located in NYC’s SoHo neighborhood. While highly doubt, we can’t confirm one way or another whether a threesome went down. We hope Harry at least took a stab at the possibility of a threesome by taking a few late night tequila shots following dinner, but that’s also unconfirmed. Maybe they rendezvoused back at Dianna’s hotel suite & played drunken Twister? Who knows…
Also, why doesn’t Taylor get off her high horse one of these evenings & actually hit up Harry’s hotel? Don’t tell me the dude is staying with all One Direction bandmates in the same suite b/c if that’s the case, Simon Cowell really needs to treat his cash cow a little better.
Amanda Seyfried is still in London after walking the red carpet for the world premiere of Les Miserables the other night with Anne Hathaway. Amanda was also an attendees (in addition to Helen Flanagan) at the Night of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards. As we’ve previously mentioned, Amanda stars as Cosette, the illegitimate daughter of Fantine who has grown into a beautiful teenager under Valjean’s care and falls in love with Marius in Les Miserables. The film opens in the US on Christmas Day and in the UK on January 11th. For more info, visit the Les Miserables official film website.
Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, has broken his parole and must flee from police Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and after two decades on the run, Valjean finds himself in the midst of the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris. [Wiki]
Camera-whore-extraordinaire Chris Brown was potted leaving his Paris hotel & driving off in a sweet-ass Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 to his concert venue earlier today. The dude actually owns one of these $750K bad-boys back home in Los Angeles, so when he’s not boning Rihanna or that other chick, you can bet your ass that he has a line of chicks waiting impatiently for a quick ride…
A seemingly bullshit report on HollywoodLife.com states that Chris Brown is set to wed his on/off girlfriend Rihanna this New Year’s Eve! We’re pretty sure it’s another one of those crazy publicity stunts or maybe Rihanna is truly smoking crack? Who knows?! Then again, this is the same chick who recently asked her record company for time off so she could have a baby, so anything is possible. I guess she needs to really get beaten up to the point of no-return (God forbid) in order for her to realize that Chris Brown is still the same guy he was a few years ago.
So this is ancient news by now but Camilla Belle was also at the Salvator Ferragamo Flagship Store Launch Party in London. You know, the same one where we saw the rare phenomenon of Jessica Alba actually smiling. Anyways, as for Camilla, according to her Wiki page, she’s got a bunch of projects lined up for 2013 which includes Bangkok Love Story and Love Is All You Need. Given that her last appearance in the theaters was the From Prada To Nada you can only assume that Camilla will have a little bounce back.
Fergie got dolled up last night to hit up a Voli Light Vodka Benefit held at SkyBar at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood. Sounds more like a vodka promotional event than a benefit, but hey it’s L.A., so who really gives a shit, right? It’s a great excuse to put on hot clothes and get in front of the cameras.