Paris Hilton Causes Emergency Pool Evacuation At Miami Hotel

Paris Hilton & Her Boyfriend Cool Off In Miami

Aaaw, I feel sorry for that completely oblivious Asian couple tentatively enjoying the hotel pool. They came for a luxurious Miami Beach vacation & sadly, they’re gonna leave w/ an STD. For those of you who think the chlorine in the pool is capable of killing all types of bacteria, think again…

  • curvefan

    I wouldn’t do her in a wet suit.

  • skilligan

    does chlorine kill chlamydia?