These were snapped earlier this afternoon as J.Alba was seen hitting up her Santa Monica office with a tray of iced coffees & a cake. Hey, when you got into work a couple times a week, you can’t show up empty handed, right?
– Lucy Pinder Is An Amazing Christmas Present [HollywoodTuna]
– Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina [The Superficial]
– Gwyneth sells her body by Tracy Anderson [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Tamara Ecclestone tries to out mansion her sister with most expensive estate ever [Celebitchy]
– OW! Hayden Panettiere Is Single[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– From The I CAN’T Files: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Do The Dirty Dancing Lift [Dlisted]
– Obligatory “Hilary Duff In Tight Jeans (Or Leggings)” Post Of The Week [Popoholic]
– http://drunkenstepfather.com/2012/12/11/candice-swanepoels-victorias-secret-holiday-lingerie-of-the-day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– L.A. ARTIST TURNS CHECKS INTO PROTEST ART [MassAppeal]
– Kevin Clash Sued Again, Fourth Man Claiming Underage Sexual Contact [The Blemish]
– Oblivion Trailer [Viralosity.tv]
– An Electric Blue Jessica Chastain, Alexander Skarsgard, Edgar Ramirez & More Attend Zero Dark Thirty Premiere [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– No, But Really, Jennifer Aniston Might Actually Be Pregnant This Time [Evil Beet]
– The 15 Most Unexpected Celebrity Hook-Ups of 2012 [Complex]
– HOT NEW TRAILER: ‘MAN OF STEEL’ [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Erin Heatherton ain’t bad [Celebslam]
– LEA MICHELE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE LEA MICHELE IN MARIE CLAIRE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum [The Superficial]
– The Walking Dead Game Isn’t Just an Emotional Rollercoaster, It’s Also an Ingenious Post-Apocalypse Survival Simulator: Review [Pajiba]
– Sofia Vergara Caught Flaunting Her Cleavage [Celeb Jihad]
– Blink-182 Drops ‘Boxing Day,’ a Single from Their Upcoming Christmas EP [BroBible]
What the fuck is this world coming to? I guess 35-year-old Courtney Sue Reschke of Kuna, Idaho didn’t like any of the dudes her own age in town, so she resorted to pouncing on her 10-year-old son’s friends. How fucked up would it be to come home from middle school only to find your best friend from fourth period is having drunken sex with your mom?! Again, what the fuck is this world coming to? Maybe the Mayans are right & the world is really going to end later this month (December 21).
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A US mother is accused of having sex with four underage boys that she met through her 10-year-old son. Prosecutors allege that Courtney Sue Reschke, from Kuna, Idaho gave the 15-year-olds alcohol before sleeping with them at her house. She is charged with two counts of felony injury to a child and two counts of felony lewd conduct with a child under 16. According to Ada County Deputy Prosecutor Jean Fisher, Reschke’s two younger children, aged 5 and 10, were home during at least one encounter.
Again, for those of you bastards who’re looking for a early vacation, we’re highly recommending a few days in St. Barts. Just likes turtles migrate each year to random exotic beaches around the world, it’s the season for Victoria’s Secret supermodels to do their photo shoot for upcoming catalogues which will release in 2013. And, in case you missed it, we saw Erin Heatherton strutting her bikini body on the beach yesterday and we’re pretty sure that Candice, Miranda, Ale & Behati aren’t far away…
And, for those of you looking for a job (especially all you lesbians!!), there’s no better workspace than a Victoria’s Secret Angel’s body, right? OWWW! We highly doubt VS hiring managers would hire straight guys, but it’s always worth a shot…
Jennifer Lawrence’s latest film in theaters is “Silver Linings Playbook,” which also stars Bradley Cooper, along with Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver, Anupam Kher, Julia Stiles and Chris Tucker in supporting roles. The young 22-year-old “Hunger Games” star is already getting a love from critics & audiences alike for her role in the film. The romantic comedy explores the relationship between Bradley Cooper’s character, who suffers from bipolar disorder, & a young, jobless widow played by Jennifer Lawrence. You can read the full plot here.
We’ve been meaning to do a Jennifer Nicole Lee post for the past couple weeks, but when these new photos of the 37-year-old fitness guru hit the wires, we were compelled to showcase Jennifer’s “unique” sense of style, which, to put it lightly, leaves very little to the imagination. I don’t get it, is this Miami Beach style on crack or does she just like dressing like a prostitute for fun? Anyway, the great thing about Jennifer Nicole Lee photos is that they do 99% of the talking, so put on your skanky-ho glasses & enjoy…
Following last week’s big London premiere, it was NYC’s time to host a highly anticipated premiere of the musical drama “Les Miserable,” which officially goes into wide release on December 25. As we mentioned in our previous post, Jackson & I aren’t big on musicals, so we’ll probably opt for Quentin Tarantino’s “Django Unchained,” which also releases on Christmas Day.
The fashionable NYC premiere went down at the Ziegfeld Theatre, with Amanda Seyfried winning this latest round on the red carpet. The actress donned a beautiful gold encrusted gown & made love to the flashing cameras with her sultry eyes. As for Anne Hathaway, I was not digging the way she had her hair this time around. It just looked looked too boyish & the outfit was definitely one of those gowns which failed to photograph well. How can she go from what she wore in London to this thing?! I don’t get it.
Anyway, the film’s ensemble cast includes Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Aaron Tveit. Keep in mind that those are just the big doggs.
For those of you who won’t know much about the film, here’s some plot action:
Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, has broken his parole and must flee from police Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and after two decades on the run, Valjean finds himself in the midst of the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris.
Anne Hathaway was on ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ last night promoting her latest film, the musical drama “Les Miserable.” The film premiered in NYC last night, so check those red carpet photos here.
Hopefully most of you bastards missed this news from yesterday, so we’ll quickly cover it so that you bastards can proceed with low blows. The Kardashian Klan was seen picking up a somewhat chubby-looking Rob Kardashian from the SLS hotel in Miami’s South Beach to hit lunch at Italian joint Serafina before heading to Rob’s big launch event for his new sock line, Arthur George. The launch was held at Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour yesterday afternoon.
It’s nice to know that he finally has some cash flow of his own, but socks?! Then again, I guess releasing a sex tape wasn’t an option & since he’s a fat dude, letting his pimp mom whore him out to the fashion industry was also out of the question, so socks it is! Who knew there was market for luxury socks—especially from a newbie designer? I guess I’m in the category of “Not that fucking rich (yet)” where I’m more concerned with my jeans & leather jacket as opposed to socks & underwear. I guess when you have millions to blow, why not pick up a few pairs of $30 socks designed by the brother of that porn star chick who hit it big on TV?
Miranda Kerr was in Madrid as she was unveiled as the new face of Mango held at the Villamagna Hotel. Previously Kate Moss was the face of Mango. To accessorize her outfit, Miranda wore a “Flynn” necklace. She will make her debut in Mango‘s spring/summer 2013 campaign.
Pictured: Carrie Underwood, Carmen Electra, Jana Kramer, Jewel, LeAnn Rimes
The 2012 American Country Awards were held at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. Luke Bryan was the big winner taking home nine awards including artist of the year, male artist of the year and album of the year for “Tailgates and Tanlines.” Carrie Underwood won female artist of the year and Lady Antebellum won group of the year. Check out the full list of winners. For more info, visit the ACAs website.
Pictured: Anna Faris, Jessica Chastain, Judi Shekoni, Milla Jovovich
Zero Dark Thirty is the upcoming film billed as as “the story of history’s greatest manhunt for the world’s most dangerous man”, Osama Bin Laden. The film stars Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke, Chris Pratt, Kyle Chandler, Édgar Ramírez, Joel Edgerton, Ricky Sekhon and Mark Strong. Look for it in theaters on December 19th. For more info, visit the Zero Dark Thirty official website.
Sometimes you watch movies about cliches and you think, wow, that sucked. Other times (much fewer times, really), you watch a movie built on a foundation of cliches and you somehow leave the movie thinking, yeah, they did rely on formula, but it really worked. Save the Date is somewhere in between. It’s a movie about two stock female prototypes (the prude and the slut) and the way their values collide in ironic and occasionally moving sentiments.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that Allison Brie (of Community) is the prudish sweetheart that believes in Love and is about to get married to some adorably dweeby guy that was Michael Cera 10 years ago. Playing her omg-you-guys-love-is-totes-for-suckers sister is Lizzy Caplan who just wants to hop from bed to bed because she’s terrified of what real intimacy looks and feels like…and what it would mean for her worldview if she were ever to (gasp!) settle down. Totes, guys, this is so going to ‘fml’.
The movie is basically a series of scenes in which the two women wax ineloquent on the nature of love, commitment, marriage, and men, all in that irritating way that millennials insist on speaking (like they just worked their way through a pack of gum and are still chewing on that last stick). It’s a shame, because occasionally they do have some insightful things to say. Once you get passed the droopy goth-ish makeup and the plethora of sweater vests, you might find that this movie is worth listening to, if not necessarily watching.