Posts from May 20, 2013

LINKS: Jessica Almost Smiled While Heading To Work in Santa Monica

 early in the evening, before sex by 4
Jessica Alba picks up some coffee and cake on the way into her office in Santa Monica

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These were snapped earlier this afternoon as J.Alba was seen hitting up her Santa Monica office with a tray of iced coffees & a cake. Hey, when you got into work a couple times a week, you can’t show up empty handed, right?

- Lucy Pinder Is An Amazing Christmas Present [HollywoodTuna]
- Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina [The Superficial]
- Gwyneth sells her body by Tracy Anderson [Lainey's Gossip]
- Tamara Ecclestone tries to out mansion her sister with most expensive estate ever [Celebitchy]
- OW! Hayden Panettiere Is Single [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- From The I CAN’T Files: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Do The Dirty Dancing Lift [Dlisted]
- Obligatory “Hilary Duff In Tight Jeans (Or Leggings)” Post Of The Week [Popoholic]
- http://drunkenstepfather.com/2012/12/11/candice-swanepoels-victorias-secret-holiday-lingerie-of-the-day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- L.A. ARTIST TURNS CHECKS INTO PROTEST ART [MassAppeal]

- Kevin Clash Sued Again, Fourth Man Claiming Underage Sexual Contact [The Blemish]
- Oblivion Trailer [Viralosity.tv]
- An Electric Blue Jessica Chastain, Alexander Skarsgard, Edgar Ramirez & More Attend Zero Dark Thirty Premiere [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- No, But Really, Jennifer Aniston Might Actually Be Pregnant This Time [Evil Beet]
- The 15 Most Unexpected Celebrity Hook-Ups of 2012 [Complex]
- HOT NEW TRAILER: ‘MAN OF STEEL’ [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Erin Heatherton ain’t bad [Celebslam]

- LEA MICHELE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE LEA MICHELE IN MARIE CLAIRE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum [The Superficial]
- The Walking Dead Game Isn’t Just an Emotional Rollercoaster, It’s Also an Ingenious Post-Apocalypse Survival Simulator: Review
[Pajiba]
- Sofia Vergara Caught Flaunting Her Cleavage [Celeb Jihad]
- Blink-182 Drops ‘Boxing Day,’ a Single from Their Upcoming Christmas EP [BroBible]

- Wow, What The Hell Was Will Smith Thinking?! [Lainey's Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures For Factice Magazine [HollywoodTuna]

- Lindsay Lohan is Stalking The Wanted’s Max George [Yeeeah!]
- Mimi And Nick Cannon Do Each Other While Listening To Her Songs [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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LOOK OUT, KIDS! Courtney Sue Reschke Accused of Sex with Underage Boys

 after a late four martini lunch by 23
Woman, 35, accused of sex with underage boys

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What the fuck is this world coming to? I guess 35-year-old Courtney Sue Reschke of Kuna, Idaho didn’t like any of the dudes her own age in town, so she resorted to pouncing on her 10-year-old son’s friends. How fucked up would it be to come home from middle school only to find your best friend from fourth period is having drunken sex with your mom?! Again, what the fuck is this world coming to? Maybe the Mayans are right & the world is really going to end later this month (December 21).

Here’s the full caption for the mugshot:

A US mother is accused of having sex with four underage boys that she met through her 10-year-old son. Prosecutors allege that Courtney Sue Reschke, from Kuna, Idaho gave the 15-year-olds alcohol before sleeping with them at her house. She is charged with two counts of felony injury to a child and two counts of felony lewd conduct with a child under 16. According to Ada County Deputy Prosecutor Jean Fisher, Reschke’s two younger children, aged 5 and 10, were home during at least one encounter.

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Maryna Linchuk: Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts!!

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Maryna Linchuk Shows Off Her Bikini Body

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Again, for those of you bastards who’re looking for a early vacation, we’re highly recommending a few days in St. Barts. Just likes turtles migrate each year to random exotic beaches around the world, it’s the season for Victoria’s Secret supermodels to do their photo shoot for upcoming catalogues which will release in 2013. And, in case you missed it, we saw Erin Heatherton strutting her bikini body on the beach yesterday and we’re pretty sure that Candice, Miranda, Ale & Behati aren’t far away…

And, for those of you looking for a job (especially all you lesbians!!), there’s no better workspace than a Victoria’s Secret Angel’s body, right? OWWW! We highly doubt VS hiring managers would hire straight guys, but it’s always worth a shot…

Maryna Linchuk Shows Off Her Bikini Body

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Jennifer Lawrence Looks Beautiful in Italian Vogue, December 2012

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Jennifer Lawrence - Italian Vogue (December 2012) -01

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Jennifer Lawrence’s latest film in theaters is “Silver Linings Playbook,” which also stars Bradley Cooper, along with Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver, Anupam Kher, Julia Stiles and Chris Tucker in supporting roles. The young 22-year-old “Hunger Games” star is already getting a love from critics & audiences alike for her role in the film. The romantic comedy explores the relationship between Bradley Cooper’s character, who suffers from bipolar disorder, & a young, jobless widow played by Jennifer Lawrence. You can read the full plot here.

Check the trailer:

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Fashionable Jennifer Nicole Lee: Any Guesses As To What Inspires Her Wardrobe?

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Pretty in pink Jennifer Nicole Lee gives away matching panties

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We’ve been meaning to do a Jennifer Nicole Lee post for the past couple weeks, but when these new photos of the 37-year-old fitness guru hit the wires, we were compelled to showcase Jennifer’s “unique” sense of style, which, to put it lightly, leaves very little to the imagination. I don’t get it, is this Miami Beach style on crack or does she just like dressing like a prostitute for fun? Anyway, the great thing about Jennifer Nicole Lee photos is that they do 99% of the talking, so put on your skanky-ho glasses & enjoy…

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NYC: Amanda Seyfried & Anne Hathaway @ “Les Miserable” Red Carpet Premiere

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Anne Hathaway & Amanda Seyfried

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Pictured: Anne Hathaway & Amanda Seyfried

Following last week’s big London premiere, it was NYC’s time to host a highly anticipated premiere of the musical drama “Les Miserable,” which officially goes into wide release on December 25. As we mentioned in our previous post, Jackson & I aren’t big on musicals, so we’ll probably opt for Quentin Tarantino’s “Django Unchained,” which also releases on Christmas Day.

The fashionable NYC premiere went down at the Ziegfeld Theatre, with Amanda Seyfried winning this latest round on the red carpet. The actress donned a beautiful gold encrusted gown & made love to the flashing cameras with her sultry eyes. As for Anne Hathaway, I was not digging the way she had her hair this time around. It just looked looked too boyish & the outfit was definitely one of those gowns which failed to photograph well. How can she go from what she wore in London to this thing?! I don’t get it.

Anyway, the film’s ensemble cast includes Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Aaron Tveit. Keep in mind that those are just the big doggs.

For those of you who won’t know much about the film, here’s some plot action:

Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, has broken his parole and must flee from police Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and after two decades on the run, Valjean finds himself in the midst of the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris.

Samantha Barks

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NYC: Anne Hathaway Promotes “Les Miserable” On ‘Letterman’

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Anne Hathaway: 'Late Show with David Letterman'

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Anne Hathaway was on ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ last night promoting her latest film, the musical drama “Les Miserable.” The film premiered in NYC last night, so check those red carpet photos here.

Watch a clip of the interview here:

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Rob Kardashian Needs To Use Some Of This Sock Money To Hire A Personal Trainer

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Rob Kardashian & Kim

Hopefully most of you bastards missed this news from yesterday, so we’ll quickly cover it so that you bastards can proceed with low blows. The Kardashian Klan was seen picking up a somewhat chubby-looking Rob Kardashian from the SLS hotel in Miami’s South Beach to hit lunch at Italian joint Serafina before heading to Rob’s big launch event for his new sock line, Arthur George. The launch was held at Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour yesterday afternoon.

It’s nice to know that he finally has some cash flow of his own, but socks?! Then again, I guess releasing a sex tape wasn’t an option & since he’s a fat dude, letting his pimp mom whore him out to the fashion industry was also out of the question, so socks it is! Who knew there was market for luxury socks—especially from a newbie designer? I guess I’m in the category of “Not that fucking rich (yet)” where I’m more concerned with my jeans & leather jacket as opposed to socks & underwear. I guess when you have millions to blow, why not pick up a few pairs of $30 socks designed by the brother of that porn star chick who hit it big on TV?

Anyway, here’s a sampling of Rob’s offering at Neiman Marcus:
Rob Kardashian's Arthur George Brand Socks @ Neiman Marcus

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