Rob Kardashian Needs To Use Some Of This Sock Money To Hire A Personal Trainer
Hopefully most of you bastards missed this news from yesterday, so we’ll quickly cover it so that you bastards can proceed with low blows. The Kardashian Klan was seen picking up a somewhat chubby-looking Rob Kardashian from the SLS hotel in Miami’s South Beach to hit lunch at Italian joint Serafina before heading to Rob’s big launch event for his new sock line, Arthur George. The launch was held at Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour yesterday afternoon.
It’s nice to know that he finally has some cash flow of his own, but socks?! Then again, I guess releasing a sex tape wasn’t an option & since he’s a fat dude, letting his pimp mom whore him out to the fashion industry was also out of the question, so socks it is! Who knew there was market for luxury socks—especially from a newbie designer? I guess I’m in the category of “Not that fucking rich (yet)” where I’m more concerned with my jeans & leather jacket as opposed to socks & underwear. I guess when you have millions to blow, why not pick up a few pairs of $30 socks designed by the brother of that porn star chick who hit it big on TV?
Anyway, here’s a sampling of Rob’s offering at Neiman Marcus: