Monthly Archives: December 2012

LINKS: Kim Kardashian Avoids Puddle; Goes Up Miami Beach Curb!

Kim Kardashian Support The Miami Economy

– Hayden Panettiere Busts Out In A Bikini For Esquire [HollywoodTuna]
– I Want To Know Every Word Samuel L. Jackson & Jamie Foxx Said Here. Every Word. [The Superficial]
– Crystal Harris shows off her new engagement ring from Hugh Hefner: tacky? [Celebitchy]
– Victoria Beckham & The Spice Girls: She totally wants to be there [Lainey’s Gossip]
Jennifer Lawrence Voted Most Desirable Woman Of 2013 [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Drew Barrymore’s Baby Makes Her Magazine Cover Debut [Dlisted]
– Anna Faris Busts Out Her Uber Hot And Bodacious Post-Pregnancy Curves [Popoholic]
– CARMEN ELECTRA WORKING THE CAMERA WITH THER IMPLANTS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– ART WORLD ACTION FIGURES BY MIKE LEAVITT [MassAppeal]

– Justin Bieber Threw a Water Bottle at the Paparazzi [The Blemish]
– Andreea Balan Shakes It Like A Bunny [Viralosity.tv]
– ‘Les Mis’ and ‘Lincoln:’ Who And What Scored A SAG Nomination? [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Wait, Does Courtney Stodden Look Lovely in These Photos? [Evil Beet]
– The 25 Hottest Sideline Reporters Right Now [Complex]
– HOT NEW TRAILER: ‘G.I. JOE: RETALIATION’ [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kate Walsh is in a bikini [Celebslam]

– TAYLOR SWIFT’S DEAD HOOKER EYES IN PARIS MATCH OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Lindsay Lohan Will Probably Get Free Starbucks Instead of Jail. Yup. [The Superficial]
– 10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett’s Career [Pajiba]
– Elizabeth Gillies Orgasms On Nickelodeon [Celeb Jihad]
– The Victoria’s Secret Angels Singing ‘Deck the Halls’ Will Arouse, Get You Into the Holiday Spirit [BroBible]

– Sofia Vergara See Through Pictures [HollywoodTuna]

– Anne Hathaway is Sad You Saw Her Puss [Yeeeah!]
– The Royals Are To Blame For Nurse Jacintha’s Suicide, So Says Morrissey [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

NYC: Ladies Who Attended “Django Unchained” Premiere

Anja Rubik, Carla Gugino, Liv Tyler, Kiera Chaplin, Olivia Wilde, Uma Thurman, Zoe Kravitz

Pictured: Anja Rubik, Carla Gugino, Liv Tyler, Kiera Chaplin, Olivia Wilde, Uma Thurman, Zoe Kravitz

Django Unchained is the upcoming Quentin Tarantino film starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington and Samuel L. Jackson. The film opens Christmas Day with music by Rick Ross and John Legend. For more info, visit the Django Unchained official website.

Django (Jamie Foxx) is a slave living in the Deep South after having been separated from his wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington). When Django is held for a slave auction, Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz), a German bounty hunter who uses his former profession as a dentist as a cover, frees Django from his vicious masters, the Speck brothers (James Remar and James Russo), and gives him the option of helping him hunt down and kill the Brittle Brothers, a ruthless gang of killers whom only Django has seen. In return, Schultz will free Django from slavery completely and help find and rescue Broomhilda from the brutal but charming Francophile Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio), who owns Candyland, a plantation where male slaves are trained to fight for sport and female slaves are forced into prostitution. [Wiki]

Fashionable Attendees @ 2012 Happy Hearts Fund Land of Dreams: Mexico Gala

Alina Baikovathe, Petra Nemcova, Svetlana Nemkova, Veronica Varekova

Pictured: Alina Baikovathe, Petra Nemcova, Svetlana Nemkova, Veronica Varekova

Petra Nemcova and special guest Carlos Slim hosted her 2012 Happy Hearts Fund Land of Dreams: Mexico Gala at the Metropolitan Pavilion in New York City. The event announced the partnership between Petra and Carlo’s foundations that will rebuild schools in Mexico beginning in Veracruz. As you know, the Happy Hearts Fund is the non-profit started by Petra following the tsunami in Thailand years back aimed at rebuilding schools and restoring hope and opportunity in the lives of children after natural disaster. For more info, visit the <a href="http://www.happyheartsfund.org/"Happy Hearts Fund website.

NYC: Anne Hathaway @ The Museum Of Moving Images Salute to Hugh Jackman

Anne Hathaway

While Amanda Seyfried had obligations to do The Late Show, Anne Hathaway joined Hugh Jackman for The Museum Of Moving Images Salute to Hugh Jackman at Cipriani Wall Street. Since everything is about <Les Miserables right now, why bother to try write something else… so with that, it’s time to cut and paste:

As you already know, the film stars an ensemble cast that includes Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Sasha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Aaron Tveit, in addition to Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathaway. The duo recently walked the red carpet at the NYC Premiere of the film. The film opens in the US on Christmas Day and in the UK on January 11th. For more info, visit the Les Miserables official film website.

Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, has broken his parole and must flee from police Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and after two decades on the run, Valjean finds himself in the midst of the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris. [Wiki]

NYC: Amanda Seyfried Visits “The Late Show” To Plug “Les Miserables”

Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried hit up The Late Show to do what else but to promote Les Miserables. As you already know, the film stars an ensemble cast that includes Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Sasha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Aaron Tveit, in addition to Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathaway. The duo recently walked the red carpet at the NYC Premiere of the film. The film opens in the US on Christmas Day and in the UK on January 11th. For more info, visit the Les Miserables official film website.

Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, has broken his parole and must flee from police Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and after two decades on the run, Valjean finds himself in the midst of the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris. [Wiki]

Here’s a clip of the ‘Letterman’ interview:

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GOD DAYUM! What’s Nicki Minaj Hiding In That Big Ole Booty?!

**EXCLUSIVE** 'American Idol' judge Nicki Minaj squeezes into a tight yellow dress, as she arrives on the set of 'American Idol' in Los Angeles

We’re looking for creative answers, so hit up Twitter & please use the hashtag #NickiBooty w/ all Tweets.

These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as the hip-hop star-turned Evil ‘American Idol’ judge Nicki Minaj was seen arriving on the set of ‘Idol’ wearing an extremely tight yellow dress. Featuring host Ryan Seacrest and new judges Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban, along with returning judge Randy Jackson, Season 12 of American Idol begins with the exciting two-night premiere Wednesday, Jan.16 and Thursday, Jan. 17.

Doutzen Kroes Spices Things Up In UK’s Vogue, January 2013

Doutzen Kroes: Vogue Magazine UK, January 2013

While we wait for Doutzen Kroes to fly down to St. Barts so she can strut her bikini bod for lucky-bastard Victoria’s Secret photographers to showcase in the company’s upcoming spring/summer catalogue, Doutzen’s shoot in UK’s Vogue magazine (January 2013 issue) will have to suffice. Judging by this shoot, I think Doutzen have five more kids & keep killing it in front of cameras until her late 30s (she’s currently 27). God damn, woman!!
Doutzen Kroes: Vogue Magazine UK, January 2013

Morning Pick-Me-Up: Barbara Palvin Makes Smoking Look Sexy

Barbara Palvin: Flaunt Magazine

The always-sexy Barbara Palvin is all the rage these days b/c she’s doing lot of really hot photo shoots. We’ll do our best to bring each & every one of them. Girls, see what happened to Barbara’s career after she “allegedly” hooked up with Justin Bieber following last month’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show?

Let’s hope Terry Richardson can keep his slimy hands off Barbara’s innocent body! THAT BASTARDSONOFABITCHWHOREBAGPIECEOFSHIT!!!

Kim Kardashian Brings The Morning Links!

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures For Factice MagazinePhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; View More: Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures For Factice Magazine

– Jessica Burciaga Has A Video [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Lucy Pinder Is An Amazing Christmas Present [Hollywood Tuna]
– Victoria Justice and Her Cow Wow Cleavage [GCeleb]
– Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Holiday Lingerie of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Mimi And Nick Cannon Do Each Other While Listening To Her Songs [Dlisted]
– Victoria Beckham arrives separately from Spice Girls at the Viva Forever musical premiere [Lainey Gossip]
– Megan Fox on giving birth: “screaming for an epidural” on the way to the hospital [Celebitchy]
– Courtney Prather [Caveman Circus]

– Melanie Rios And Sara James Make An Awesome Pair [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
– Roos van Montfort will be your new favorite hottie [Brosome]
– Genevieve Morton Will Make You Dream [Uncoached]
– Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum [The Superficial]

– The 50 Sexiest Photo Shoots of 2012 [COED Magazine]
– Celebrity Honey Boo Boo Costumes [CityRag]
– Danielle Sharp is just plain perfect [Regretful Morning]
– Lea Michele on Her Boobs: “They are my prizewinners!” [Skinny VS Curvy]

– Bomb It 4 [1PD Games]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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“The Hobbit” On Track for a “PRECIOUSSS” $70 Million Opening

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“According to a Fandango survey of more than 2,000 people purchasing tickets for Hobbit, 91 percent saw at least one of the Lord of the Rings movies, while more than 80 percent said they’ve read at least one book by author J.R.R. Tolkien.”[THR]

Rejoice, Nerds! The much-anticipated Hobbit trilogy is a mere hours away from opening, and Hollywood money trackers believe the movie is on its way to conjuring a very ‘precious’ opening weekend take of $70 in North America alone. The overseas take, where it will have opened in much of Europe and director Peter Jackson’s native New Zealand, is expected to bring the total haul to close to $150 million globally.

For perspective, the last Lord of the Rings film opened in December 2003 with $72.6 million, the third best December opening on record (behind I Am Legend and Avatar . . . I know: I Am Legend??). If The Hobbit does anywhere near as well (and it’s hard to imagine it won’t given the popularity of the original trilogy and the addition of 3D box office), then the rest of the series should do boffo box-office.

Which leaves us wondering: What will Peter Jackson make next? Another Tolkien trilogy?!

Stand Up Guys: Film Review

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Visit the film’s official website!

Oh boy. Another movie about elderly men kicking butt. Didn’t buy it in The Expendables or its hilariously bad sequel, and I’m not quite sure that I bought it this time either, even though this go-around stars Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, and Alan Arkin.

Stand Up Guys is a movie about reunions: its story tells the frankly sad tale of a former goon named Val (Pacino) who gets out of prison after nearly three decades and is reunited with his old besties, Doc and Hirsch (yes, I know: all the names in this movie are straight out of a 1930s comic book). The men are still bosom buddies and pick up (almost) exactly where they left off…except that one of them is carrying a heavy, mob-induced burden: he must commit another murder. Who is the target of this man-made demise? No guesses for guessing it’s one of their own.

In a way, the movie has its own charm. I can appreciate the fact the makers wanted to reunite Pacino and Walken in a movie about their favorite turf – the Mafia. I also like the fact that they tried to make it about more than a bunch of guys in their 60s ordering hits on their rivals. It’s more about their relationship and how the Mafia – in a twisted and demented form – becomes the bedrock of the lives and loves for those who die by its rules.

Unfortunately, the movie starts to feel like Sex and the City, except that the four middle aged women have been replaced by three senior citizen men, the white linen lunch table at Nordstroms has been replaced by a seedy bar at a “Joisey” diner, and the martinis are now Viagra. The men spend so much time talking about love, relationships, their hopes and dreams, etc., you almost wish one of them would take out a gun and shoot one of the others just to make something else happen. In the end, it kind of does and it kind of doesn’t, but you don’t seem to care by that point.

Methinks it’s time to put away the Corleones, once and for all. Oh, and Mr. Pacino: see if you can get your agent to connect you with Meryl Streep. She’ll show you how to find meaningful roles in the twilight of your film career.