MILF Matchup: Megan Fox vs Jessica Alba @ 2012 Golden Globe Noms

Megan Fox, Ed Helms, and Jessica Alba

God damn, you either gotta feel sorry for Ed Helms or jealous (probably the latter), but there’s a certain amount of pressure to not screw shit up when you’re sandwiched between two chicks like Megan Fox & Jessica Alba. We’re talking about the potential for having bad breath or brushing your hand up against one of their asses or maybe hugging them a little too long or accidently kissing them on the lips as opposed to their cheek, etc, etc.

Abba wrote about the Golden Globe nominations earlier this morning, so make sure you read what he had to say. Check out the list of the important nominations after the jump.

Jessica Alba, Megan Fox