BREAKING! Kate Upton Goes Up NYC Curb On Her Way To Knicks Game!

Kate Upton going to the Knicks game in New York City

Normally, that would be the extent of our reporting, but this time around we have a lil’ more info that might interest a few of you bastards. Earlier today, TMZ.com released a few photos of Kate modeling in her bikini for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (drops February) in Antarctica, of all places! Now that’s dedication to your trade! We’re pretty sure it’s not easy to strip down to a teeny-tiny bikini when it’s -35F! GOD DAMN! According to TMZ, there was a cruise ship to Antarctica w/ Kate & S.I. staff that departed November 29 & returned on December 9. You can see all the photos @ TMZ.
Kate Upton Bikini Pics From Antarctica Photo Credit: TMZ.com

  • jimbo 77

    Motorboat!!!

  • MoeJackson

    the size of those things looks unreal! god damn… I think each time i see them, they get bigger…

  • bryanzee

    cant believe this chick is a SI model lol
    dont get me wrong, she’s cute and all but why hasnt she toned the fuck up already?!?!?fat people gonna fat I guess.

    • Planet Nebo

      bryanzee Why should she change? She’s done pretty well for herself.

      • bryanzee

        Planet Nebo bryanzee 
        Because she would be 10x hotter if she wasn’t so fat? lol why did you just ask me this!!?!??? (the answer to your question basically answers itself)She’s a plus size model for a sports related company. Once you have rolls under your armpits and a muffin top its pretty much a fail.

  • Backwoodsman

    Girl’s definitely full figured

  • supersecret

    Very overrated except her tits, and her stomach is shaped so weird.

  • McP

    She should try lipo to see if she can fix her waist.

  • skilligan

    lovin those big a$$ tittays, not perfect but that’s ok

  • WeeItsNookies

    Future cow with boxy torso. Only has her tits to rely on. Which will look terrible come 35 and a kid later.

  • errsome

    Eww!

  • curvefan

    I’m not a tit man but even I’m impressed with those massive melons.  I would deal with the rest of her so so body to get a hold of those fun bags.

  • Bozz

    well she does have big meat balloon.

  • Planet Nebo

    I wonder what color eyes she has.