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BREAKING! Kate Upton Goes Up NYC Curb On Her Way To Knicks Game!

Kate Upton going to the Knicks game in New York City

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Normally, that would be the extent of our reporting, but this time around we have a lil’ more info that might interest a few of you bastards. Earlier today, TMZ.com released a few photos of Kate modeling in her bikini for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (drops February) in Antarctica, of all places! Now that’s dedication to your trade! We’re pretty sure it’s not easy to strip down to a teeny-tiny bikini when it’s -35F! GOD DAMN! According to TMZ, there was a cruise ship to Antarctica w/ Kate & S.I. staff that departed November 29 & returned on December 9. You can see all the photos @ TMZ.
Kate Upton Bikini Pics From Antarctica Photo Credit: TMZ.com

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14 comments
Bozz
Bozz

well she does have big meat balloon. 

curvefan
curvefan

I'm not a tit man but even I'm impressed with those massive melons.  I would deal with the rest of her so so body to get a hold of those fun bags.   

WeeItsNookies
WeeItsNookies

Future cow with boxy torso. Only has her tits to rely on. Which will look terrible come 35 and a kid later.

skilligan
skilligan

lovin those big a$$ tittays, not perfect but that's ok

McP
McP

She should try lipo to see if she can fix her waist.

supersecret
supersecret

Very overrated except her tits, and her stomach is shaped so weird.

bryanzee
bryanzee

cant believe this chick is a SI model lol

dont get me wrong, she's cute and all but why hasnt she toned the fuck up already?!?!?fat people gonna fat I guess.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

the size of those things looks unreal! god damn... I think each time i see them, they get bigger...

bryanzee
bryanzee

@Planet Nebo @bryanzee 

Because she would be 10x hotter if she wasn't so fat? lol why did you just ask me this!!?!??? (the answer to your question basically answers itself)She's a plus size model for a sports related company. Once you have rolls under your armpits and a muffin top its pretty much a fail. Her being a SI model is almost as funny as Kelly Brook modeling Reebok workout attire. 

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