Monthly Archives: December 2012

CONFIRMED: Claudia Romani Just As Hot When Not Wearing A Bikini

Italian model Claudia Romani goes for a morning walk in Miami where she showed off her fit body

First of all, we’d like to note that this is the first time we’ve posted Claudia Romani on the site when she’s not wearing a bikini. It was a great streak while it lasted. While I know some of you bastards will undoubtedly disagree, I gotta admit, it’s nice to see Claudia mixing it up b/c it’s fairly obvious that this woman can light up the room regardless of whether she’s striking poses in a bootilicious bikini or sexy workout clothes. The best thing is that Claudia knows it & to a certain extent, that’s sexy in itself.

Photogs @ Victoria’s Secret need to take notice b/c earlier today we saw them photographing Erin Heatherton in South Beach for their upcoming swimwear catalogue & I seriously feel like Claudia could hold up her own against a few VS Angels, especially Erin (but that’s just our take).

These were snapped earlier today (Thursday, Dec. 20) as the Italian model was seen hitting up a morning workout in Miami. As always, Claudia didn’t mind showing the flashing cameras some love w/ a few air kisses & twirls as she sipped on her O.N.E. coconut water. (Note to all girls looking for a hot bod: COCONUT WATER IS WHERE IT’S AT!! OW!)
Italian model Claudia Romani goes for a morning walk in Miami where she showed off her fit body

More Alex Morgan Bikini Pics; Does She Need Implants To Compliment The Gold Medal Booty?

USA Soccer star Alex Morgan seen in a hot bikini taking an outrigger canoe ride in Hawaii with friends.

Now, I’m not a big proponent of chicks getting boob jobs, but when it will only help the overall package, why not? Plus, it’s not like we’re recommending Alex get the upgrade done by some shady surgeon in Tijuana or Caracas, but if she can get something sensible, say a cup or two added to the mix by a reputable surgeon based in Beverly Hill, I’m sure the results could be amazing. Anybody want to do a Photoshop version of Alex w/ a larger rack to see the results? I’ll try to whip something up tonight…

MORE: Check out yesterday’s set of bikini photos

L.A.: Chris Paul, Matt Barnes & Their Wives Bring The Links!

Gloria Govan (Matt's wife), Matt Barnes, and Laura Govan (sister-in-law?); Chris Paul & wife Jada

Pictured: Gloria Govan (Matt’s wife), Matt Barnes, and Laura Govan (sister-in-law?); Chris Paul & wife Jada. Meant to get these up about a week ago, but kept getting sidetracked. Main reason for posting was that I think Matt Barnes did well w/ his wife & Chris Paul could do much better. L.A. fucks people up, so don’t be surprised if he upgrades.

– DAAAAAAYUM! Kelly Brook’s Sexy 2013 Calendar Video [HollywoodTuna]
– LeAnn Rimes Says Carly Rose Butchering Her Song Made Her Look Drunk. Yup. [The Superficial]
– Gwyneth’s rocker pelvic thrusts [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Is Katie Holmes totally sleeping with Tom Cruise while he is in New York? [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson Has A New Weight Watchers Commercial [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Miss Venezuela Was Robbed! [Dlisted]
– Selena Gomez Hits Hooters, Gains Major Hotness Points [Popoholic]

– Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Abs [The Blemish]
– VIDEO: Obama Sings Deck the Halls []
– Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively Release New Wedding Details For Us Common Folk [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Kristen Stewart Does the Stupidest Interview Ever, Also Gets Dropped by Ben Affleck [Evil Beet]
The 25 Hottest MILFs in Movies [Complex]
– Justin Bieber pissed off the entire Philippines [Celebslam]

– Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister. [The Superficial]
– The 10 Most Enjoyable Supporting Performances That Don’t Have A Shot In Hell At An Award This Year
– Kaley Cuoco Poses For Naked Picture [Celeb Jihad]
– What’s More Important for a F*%k Buddy to Have: Hot Looks or Skills in Bed? [BroBible]

– Danes-Dancy, Party Of Three: Claire Danes Gives Birth [Lainey’s Gossip]
Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]

– Wanna See It Again? Coco Hosts Peepshow [Yeeeah!]
– Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Had A Lot Of Desserts At Their Wedding [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Say Hello To 2012 Miss Universe Winner, Olivia Culpo (Miss USA)

Donald Trump & Donald Trump, 2012 Miss Universe, Olivia Culpo

Many congrats to Miss USA Olivia Culpo of Rhode Island for bagging the 2012 Miss Universe honors. We’re still waiting on nude photos & that college sex tape to hit the Internet, so until then, we’ll have to enjoy less scandalous photos of Olivia in the gallery.

Olivia beat out Janine Tugonon of the Philippines (1st runner-up), Irene Esser from Venezuela (2nd runner-up), Renae Ayris of Australia & Brazilian Gabriela Markus, rounding out the four runner-ups. We’ll photos of those ladies up later today so that you bastards can do a full comparison. With Emperor Douche bag Donald Trump at the helm, I’m always very suspect of any results b/c the dude is fucking crazy.

Here’s more about Olivia from her Wiki:

Olivia Culpo (born May 8, 1992) is an American beauty pageant titleholder who won the Miss USA 2012 and Miss Universe 2012 pageant,[1] representing her home state of Rhode Island. She previously won the 2012 Miss Rhode Island USA competition, which was the first pageant she entered.[2] She currently attends Boston University. She was crowned Miss Universe 2012 in Las Vegas; she is the first winner from the USA to obtain the crown since Brook Lee in 1997.

Culpo was brought up in Edgewood (Cranston), Rhode Island,[8] and is the daughter of Susan (née Curran) and Peter Culpo. She is the middle child of five.[9][10] Her father is of Italian descent and her mother is of Irish and Italian ancestry.[11][12] Culpo graduated from St. Mary Academy – Bay View in 2010 with high honors and as a member of the National Honor Society. In high school she participated in two foreign language trips to Milano, Italy.

Both of her parents began their professional career as musicians. Miss Culpo began studying cello in the second grade. She participated in the Rhode Island Philharmonic Youth Orchestra, RI Philharmonic Chamber Ensemble, Bay View Orchestra, Rhode Island All-State Orchestra, and Boston Youth Symphony, playing the cello. Culpo also studied voice. As a cellist, Culpo played in Boston Symphony Hall, Carnegie Hall, and in England. She attended the Brevard Music Center, in North Carolina two summers, and performs with the Boston Accompanietta.

2012 Miss Universe, Olivia Culpo

Dear Santa, Please Make Jessica Alba Do This Pose In A Bikini For Christmas

Jessica Alba Out and About Shopping in L.A.

Out of sheer boredom, we’re busting out these one-line wishes. Hope you bastards dig them.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the shitty-actress-turned-consumer-goods-mogul Jessica Alba was seen doing some last minute shopping around Los Angeles. Styled to perfection, as always.

For those of you who forgot, here’s what Jessica looks like when bending over in a bikini

Kasey Staniszewski, Miss Maryland USA 2013, Parties in Vegas

Kasey Staniszewski, Miss Maryland USA 2013

Now, Kasey looks like a fun chick for a crazy night of partying! I love how she’s rocking her pageant getup—it’s kind of like telling prospective sugar daddies, agents, & photographers, “Ya, I’m Hot & This Thing Across My Body Confirms It.” The beauty queen was spotted last night at the Bootsy Bellows holiday party held at The Act nightclub at The Palazzo in Las Vegas.

She was 17 when she won the Miss Maryland Teen USA 2009, so now she must be either 19 or 20. Anyway, here’s more juice:

Kasey Staniszewski was a 17 year-old Senior at La Plata High School when she was crowned Miss Maryland Teen USA 2009. She was born and raised in Waldorf, MD and recently moved with her family to Edgewater, MD. She lives with her parents, Greg and Kim Staniszewski, her older sister, Lindsay and her Bichon Frise, Cosette.

While in high school, Kasey has been involved with the Student Government Association, being the first Junior ever to be elected Student Government President. As President she led her high school in planning and actively engaging in various student government meetings, special events, and community service projects. Kasey takes pride in being a leader and a positive role model. She is a honor student and a four year member of the Chamber Choir. She was selected to perform with the All-County, Tri-County, and Maryland All-State choruses. She also has been a long time competitive swimmer and a member of her high school swim and dance teams.

Kasey has been singing since the age of 5 and has been involved in musical theater; her first role was “Marta” in the “Sound of Music”. She has performed in over ten musical productions in both community and high school theater. Her dream role is “Christine” in Phantom of the Opera. With her love for music, Kasey also enjoys playing the piano. Her favorite pastime is harmonizing with her sister on some of their favorite duets. Together they have performed at the “Pageant of Peace”, the lighting of the National Christmas Tree. Source

Knocked Up Rating: Holly Madison @ 2012 Miss Universe Party

Holly Madison

These were snapped last night at the 2012 Miss Universe party held at Planet Hollywood. Holly Madison was sporting a huge baby bump, so it’s nice to see that the pregnancy is coming along smoothly. Her baby-daddy is events promoter Pasquale Rotella and according to Celebrity Net Worth, he’s worth roughly $10 million. He’s currently the CEO of Insomniac Events, one of the most successful electronic music promotion and event companies in the world (more here).

Holly is claiming her man wanted to tie the knot earlier, but she wants to wait until the baby arrives and in her own words, “we want to wait until things calm down a little bit’ (full interview & video here). Hmm. My only suggestion to Holly is that shit changes real quick when the baby drops, so tie the knot ASAP sugar daddies are famous for getting cold feet at the last minute!

WeHo: Ali Larter Lookin’ Like A Million Bucks As She Pumps Gas

Ali Larter Pumps Gas in West Hollywood

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as “Final Destination” star Ali Larter was looking very fashionable as she pumped gas into her Mercedes-Benz CLS. What’s everyone’s take on the four-door coupes that are being pimped by luxury car manufacturers? Audi’s equivalent is the A7, which is also very beautiful ride.

Anyway, when it comes to celebrities pumping gas, Minka Kelly is definitely in the top 5, but Ali is definitely headed in the right direction.

2012 Miss Universe Pagaent Top 16: Best Bikini Body; Choose Your Top 3

Olivia Culpo, Melinda Bam, Karina Gonzalez, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, & Nicole Faveron

Olivia Culpo, Melinda Bam, Karina Gonzalez, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, & Nicole Faveron

Pictured: Olivia Culpo, Melinda Bam, Karina Gonzalez, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, & Nicole Faveron

As we posted earlier Miss USA Olivia Culpo took the top prize and was named 2012 Miss Universe last night in Vegas, but that doesn’t mean she was everyone’s top pick, at least when it comes to all-important Bikini Body category. We’ve put together a poll where of the top 16 ladies & showcased their bikini photos from the pageant. Choose your favorite three & we’ll do another poll with the top three ladies tomorrow afternoon.

Choose your favorite three…

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