Out of sheer boredom, we’re busting out these one-line wishes. Hope you bastards dig them.
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the shitty-actress-turned-consumer-goods-mogul Jessica Alba was seen doing some last minute shopping around Los Angeles. Styled to perfection, as always.
For those of you who forgot, here’s what Jessica looks like when bending over in a bikini…
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She doesn't break my top 20.
I love her, she is still SO elite
OOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yawn