Monthly Archives: December 2012

Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons & Sugar Baby w/ the Links!

Music mogul Russell Simmons and his new German girlfriend Hana Nitsche arrive in St. Barts for a romantic vacation on December 23rd

Russell Simmons comforts his sugar baby Hana Nitsche as they arrive in St. Barts for a romantic vacation. Lucky bastard.

– Bella Thorne And Kylie Jenner Are Trouble [HollywoodTuna]
– Merry Christmas, Everybody, You’ll Never Guess Who Got Naked. It’s A Complete Surprise. [The Superficial]
– Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez Out w/ their rspectides [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Kristen Stewart To Get Bolt-ons? [Celebitchy]
So Bootlicious, It’s Worth a Third Look [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Kim & Kanye: Body Language 101 [Dlisted]
– XXX [Popoholic]
– Wow, the first pic caught me off guard (NSFW!!) [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Lindsay Lohan Pissed About ‘Scary Movie 5′ Trailer [The Blemish]
– Scary Snowman Prank []
– Oh, Gurl: Mariah Carey Wears A Belted Tablecloth In Aspen [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant? [Evil Beet]
– Bar Refaeli Takes Mind-Blowing Passionata Lingerie Photos [Complex]
– Celebslam Presents: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List [Celebslam]

– The Impossible Review: To Love, and to Be Loved
– Megan Fox Nude Photo [Celeb Jihad]
– Chuck Pagano is Back With the Indianapolis Colts, Still Kicking Ass and Taking Names [BroBible]

– Leann Rimes Says She Was NOT Drunk on X-Factor [Yeeeah!]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossie Enjoying A Romantic Vacation in St. Barts

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Enjoy A White Sands Christmas!

Anybody know what a scissor festival smells like? Ok, my bad, that was gross…

Again, Portia de Rossi is seriously living the life w/ her sugar momma Ellen DeGeneres. The married couple were spotted going for a romantic stroll while on the beach in St. Barts on Christmas Eve. Later in the day, both ladies took a cruise on a small boat to soak in the beautiful views. Slightly off-topic, but as I type this, it’s freezing-frickin-cold here in the northeast. GOD DAMN IT!!

L.A.: Shia Labeouf Shows Off His New Girlfriend Mia Goth

Shia Lebeouf Visits Descanso Gardens With Mia Goth

God damn, I guess working w/ director Lars von Trier on his upcoming freak show “Nymphomaniac” is having its effects on Shia Labeouf b/c his new girlfriend Mia Goth looks like a total sex-freak. We’re talking, let’s-get-wasted-tie-each-other-up-and-then-i’ll-beat-you-while-you-pee-on-me-type of of girl. The new lovebirds were seen drinking a lot of coffee while out & about Ventura. They were spotted later in the afternoon (Saturday, Dec. 22) at Descanso Gardens, which is located about 30 minutes north of downtown Los Angeles.

Shia met his new girl on the set of “Nymphomanic,” so we’re going to assume they’re having plenty of sex–on & off camera. For those of you don’t know, the film follows a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac ( Charlotte Gainsbourg) recounting her erotic experiences to the man who saved her following a violent assault. The catch w/ the film is that director Lars von Trier wanted all sex scenes to be real—kind of like a porn flick, so the results will be very interesting when the film releases on May 30. The release date is very curious as it’s right around Cannes Film Festival. As some of you film buffs know, Lars Von Trier is banned from the festival for jokingly proclaiming that he understood Hitler & was a Nazi himself. The festival directors took his comments literally & declared him ‘persona non grata’.

BREAKING!! Charlize Theron Feeds Beverly Hills Parking Meter!

Charlize Theron maintains her pixie cut with a trip to the salon in Los Angeles

Ok, I want to take a second clarify my earlier declaration regarding Charlize Theron’s buzz cut. While she looks much hotter than a long list other celebrities who’ve gone w/ the same ‘do (Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Natalie Portman & Britney), the side profile making me think twice. Charlize is sporting the new ‘do for her role in the upcoming action flick “Mad Max: Fury Road,” which is currently filming in Namibia.

These latest photos were snapped over the weekend (Saturday, December 22) as Charlize was seen hitting up Awilda hair salon before hitting up lunch w/ a friend in Beverly Hills.

UPDATE: We’ve included photos of a few celebrities who’ve also gone w/ the buzz cut at one point or another (Mena Suvari, Demi Moore, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, & Amber Rose).

Spike Lee: “Django Unchained” Is Disrespectful to Slaves


“I can’t speak on it ’cause I’m not gonna see it. All I’m going to say is that it’s disrespectful to my ancestors. That’s just me… I’m not speaking on behalf of anybody else.”[THR]

Director Spike Lee minced no words when he spoke out yesterday against the Christmas release Django Unchained from Quentin Tarantino. Calling the film “disrespectful”, he publicly shamed the movie for turning a “holocaust” into a “Spaghetti Western”.

He tweeted that, “American Slavery Was Not A Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western.It Was A Holocaust.My Ancestors Are Slaves. Stolen From Africa. I Will Honor Them.”

Earlier, he also told Vibe that he had little to say about Django because “I can’t speak on it ’cause I’m not gonna see it. All I’m going to say is that it’s disrespectful to my ancestors. That’s just me… I’m not speaking on behalf of anybody else.”

Depending upon how the film is received by audiences and critics (it’s currently 90% on RottenTomatoes), you can be assured that there will be no shortage of opinions on Django Unchained. And this doesn’t even take into account the debate over Hollywood glamorizing violence in the wake of the Newtown school shooting tragedy.

Tell us what you think: is Spike Lee right? Or is a movie just a movie?

Jessica Alba Seen Carrying Around MS Windows 8 Tote While Out Shopping

Jessica Alba & Daughter Haven Shopping At Williams Sonoma

There are very few celebs in Hollywood who monetize their fame better than J. Alba, so we gotta give her major props for wringing the system to the best of her abilities.

I think she realizes that acting isn’t going to cut it, so she ventured into consumer goods (co-founded and also has a nice deal w/ Microsoft to help pimp their new Windows Mobile efforts w/ the Nokia Lumia. She probably also has side deals w/ all the designers she wears while out & about running errands, not to mention the SUV she drives (Audi Q7), as well as places she shops. If it looks & smells like a product placement, then it probably is. Some might call it cheap & whorish, but hey, she’s gonna be thankful she did it 10-15 years from now when nobody gives a shit about her.

L.A.: Liam Hemsworth Hits Up Starbucks w/ Lesbian Friend Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus & Liam Stop For Coffee

While Miley Cyrus is crazy & wild (or at least she tries really hard), Liam Hemsworth always appears looks cool & collected—almost bordering on boring, so it’s very surprising that these two can stand each other.

I feel like Miley landed this dude when he was pretty much a nobody in Hollywood & she was flying high, so it’ll be interesting to see what happens once these two tie the knot & their roles somewhat reverse. Wait a minute, who the hell are we kidding? We know exactly what will happen: they’ll get married, one of them will get fed up (probably Liam) and realize he made a big mistake, start sleeping around & then eventually Miley will file for divorce. Textbook Hollywood.

These latest photos were snapped over the weekend as the lovebirds were seen hitting up a starbucks near their home in Toluca Lake. Miley continued looking like Liam’s lesbian friend, so she definitely needs to consider revamping her look in 2013.

Rihanna Enjoying Her Vacation Back Home in Barbados

Rihanna Wears A Skimpy Bathing Suit In The Rain

Judging by the stalkish quality of these photos, I’m going to assume that the dude behind them is currently camping out on top of a palm tree a few miles away from Rihanna’s property holding a DSLR w/ a 10-foot long ultra-zoom lens? Dude,

It’s nice to that Rihanna is continuning to enjoy her vacation with family & friends in Barbados at her rented luxury vacation home. Here’s a better photo of the property:
Rihanna, sporting a black bikini and patterned sarong, continues her holiday vacation as she parties with friends on a balcony in Barbados

Trailer Watch: Ryan Gosling & Bradley Cooper in “Place Beyond the Pines”

Ryan Gosling reunites with his Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance and gets to share screen space for the first time with Eva Mendes and Bradley Cooper in the upcoming Place Beyond the Pines. Looking as gritty as we’d expect in a movie about good guys and bad guys (Gosling is the baddie, of course), Bradley Cooper plays a rookie cop who tries to foil a bank robbery hatched by Gosling’s character Luke who is a stunt motorcyclist. How Eva Mendes fits into all this, we’re not entirely sure, though rest assured there will be much meeting of the mouths between herself and Gosling in the movie.

Place Beyond the Pines releases March 29, 2013.

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