We’re not 100% sure, but going on vacation with your crazy-bitch of an ex-wife & your latest sugar baby to the same place has to positively affect your pimp-factor. That’s just what Russell Simmons did this holiday season when he hit St. Barts with his supermodel play thing Hana Nitsche, who just turned 27 earlier this month. Russell’s ex-wife Kimora Lee was already on the island with their two kids, Ming Lee & Aoki Lee.
We don’t cover Kimora Lee much on the site only because she seems so damn annoying, so here’s a quick update. She was married to Djimon Hounsou for a couple years following her break w/ Russell & the couple just announced their separation last month, so it’ll be interesting to see who Kimora traps in her web of insanity next.
I’m about 99.9999% sure that Harrison Ford has no clue who he was standing next to & that’s exactly the way it should be. A handful of celebs (mostly C thru Z-listers) donated their time to serve meals at an event held organized by the Los Angeles Mission to feed the homeless. The particular event was held this past Sunday.
I gotta admit, I’m surprised that Kellan Lutz & Sharni Vinson (claim to fame: “Step Up 3D”) are still together, but I guess when you reside most of the time away from L.A., it makes carrying on a stable relationship much easier. The fashionable & super fit lovebirds were seen enjoying a nice time at Cronulla beach in Sydney over the weekend.
Now that is “Twilight” is over, Kellan Lutz will proceed with solidifying his place in Hollywood as the go-to muscle man. Up next for the 27-year-old actor are three films set for release next year. He’ll be starring in the German-produced “Tarzan 3D,” but for some reason the film is animated. Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of hiring a dude who looks like Tarzan in real life? They’re employing some sort of motion capture technology in production, so who knows, maybe Kellan will still get to flex his goods for the ladies?
Unlike the animated feature catering to kids & families, “Java Heat” alongside co-star Mickey Rourke seems a little more serious. The film focuses on an American in Indonesia (Kellan Lutz) who teams up with a Muslim cop to track down a terrorist. It’s nice to know that Hollywood is still scraping together flicks based on the whole “all Muslims are terrorists” narrative.
And, in case you bastards missed it, Kellan Lutz also started in a hilarious trailer for the fake film “Agent Hashtag.”