Monthly Archives: December 2012

Katy Perry & John Mayer Bring The Weekend Links

Hot couple Katy Perry and John Mayer seen stepping out together while grabbing dinner at the popular restaurant Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. Katy ditched her normal kitsch look for a dressed down style wearing a green khaki jacket, black beanie and thick-rimmed 'geeky style' glasses.

Snapped last night as Katy Perry & man-whore-boyfriend John Mayer grabbed dinner @ Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills.

– More Jodie Marsh Raunchy Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– BEST OF 2012: Emma Watson’s Pasties [The Superficial]
– JPorn vs Pitt Porn [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Angelina Jolie thinks Brad Pitt’s budget weave is cheesy & unworthy of The Leg [Celebitchy]
Minetti Nicole Shows Off Her Bikini Booty [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Pretentious Food You Can’t Afford, Take 2 [Dlisted]
– Kristen Stewart Gets Nerdy And Cleavagy For An Interview [Popoholic]

– Nick Stahl Caught Masturbating in a Porn Shop [The Blemish]
– 6 Rooms Into 1! []
– Mariah Carey Sets Sail With Family Before Big Australian Tour [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– 2012 in Review: The Year’s Most Bankable Thespians [Evil Beet]
– Irina Shayk Performs Sexy Dance for “Jingle Bell Rock” (Video) [Complex]
– Stephanie Seymour had a wardrobe malfunction [Celebslam]

– Ranking the Trailers for the 9 Must-Miss Movies of January
– Rihanna Caught Nude While Changing Bikinis [Celeb Jihad]
– Is Ricky Gervais Jumping the Shark with His New Show, ‘Derek’? [BroBible]

– Family Buble in the snow [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Kelly Brook Knows Her Role [HollywoodTuna]

– Jessica Simpson Announces She’s Pregnant Again [Yeeeah!]
– Hulk Hogan Is Opening A Breastaraunt [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Federline Brother Claims He Fathered Britney Spears’ Son


“Christopher Federline, brother of Kevin Federline, has claimed that he is the father of Britney Spears’ son, Sean Preston.”[Heat]

Well, this one deserves a collective GROOOAAAN! Christopher Federline, erstwhile brother of the ex-Mr. Britney Spears, is alleging that he is the real daddy of Sean Preston.

According to papers filed in court against Spears by Christopher Federline “it was claimed that Britney stole [Christopher’s] credit card from Kevin, her then husband’s, house and allegedly went on to spend almost £3000 on comic books and magazines. In addition to this, it’s been reported that Christopher claims to have been blackmailed by the 31-year-old who said that she would go public with the revelation that he is the father of her eldest child. If true, this would mean that Sean Preston was conceived and born whilst Britney was still married to Kevin.”

Just when you thought Britney was moving forward, this happens. I guess this proves the old adage: “You can take the girl out of the trailer park . . .” As for the brothers Federline, we can’t really print what we think of them. (But you can certainly guess!)

BREAKING!! Miley Cyrus Spotted Enjoying A Smoke With Liam Hemsworth!

Miley Cyrus Smoking Cigarettes With Liam Hemsworth

As Miley Cyrus continues her relentless escape from her “Hannah Montana” past, it appears she has picked up smoking cigarettes—or at least joints that look like cigarettes in these blurry photos. The photos were snapped on Thursday afternoon (Dec. 26) as the couple were seen leaving a family gathering in Palm Springs. We knew that Liam already smoked, so it’s possible that Miley picked up the habit from her rumored new hubby. All this time we thought she was a health freak who focused on her gluten-free diet along with extensive Yoga, Piloxing and God knows what else, so to see her smoking might be a little disappointing for some of her young fans.

While I know some of you bastards will disagree, it’s a long-held belief that there’s a direct correlation between chicks who smoke & their level of freakiness behind closed doors, so this merely confirms what we’ve known for a longtime: Miley is a wild animal when she’s feelin’ the sexual juices flowing through her country bod. OW!

Matt Damon: Politics Is “A Rigged Game”


“We’re at a point where politicians don’t really get any benefit from engaging with long-term issues.”[HP]

Promised Land writer and star Matt Damon is taking Washington to task – again. One of Hollywood’s most unabashed liberal and progressive activists, Damon reveals in a new interview that he believes politics is no longer about getting anything done (see the fiscal cliff negotiations for proof), but merely about perpetuating the political careers of the nation’s political class.

“It’s all about the next election cycle. Those guys in the House don’t do anything now but run for office. So unless they can find some little thing that zips them up a couple of points in the polls, they’re not interested.”

He also goes on to reiterate his disappointment in President Obama, saying that his championing of liberal causes has been less than forceful and far too cautious. Says Damon, “You know, a one-term president with some balls who actually got stuff done would have been, in the long run of the country, much better.” Still, he emphasizes that he “definitely” voted for Obama for a second time.

Christopher Nolan: “Superman” Harder to Pull Off than “Batman”

The Dark Knight

“Sending Superman aloft again is a tougher task than resurrecting Batman, contends Christopher Nolan, who is producing Warner Bros.’ ‘Man of Steel’.”[THR]

He may have gone down in Cinematic History as the man who created the greatest superhero trilogy of all-time, but director Christopher Nolan insists that there’s no way he could have done the same thing with Superman. He may be producing Man of Steel which is slated for release next summer, but he is thankful that directing responsibilities have been taken up by Zack Snyder.

Says Nolan, “In my honest appraisal, taking on Superman and creating that world is far more difficult than creating the world of the Dark Knight. [Snyder] has a lot of finishing to do on the movie — it has a very long postproduction schedule because, unlike Batman, Superman flies.”

We’ll get to see if he was right or not when Man of Steel releases June 14, 2013.

Quartet: Film Review

Visit the film’s official website!

Is it me, or did Maggie Smith somehow manage to become the world’s biggest and most beloved movie star right under our noses? She is literally everywhere these days, from Harry Potter and Downton Abbey to Dustin Hoffman’s directorial debut, Quartet. It might just be time to do the unthinkable and officially knock off Tom Cruise from his elevated position as the World’s Biggest Movie Star. Everyone seems to want Dame Maggie Smith these days . . . and if the box office flop that was Jack Reacher is any indication, we’ve had our fill of Mr. Tom Scientology Cruise.

Okay, okay, I’ll stop bashing Jerry Maguire. But seriously: when did Maggie Smith become her own cottage industry? She’s like the international version of Betty White. Only fouler. Much, much fouler. Like the dowager of Downton Abbey and the prissy retiree of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Maggie Smith is everyone’s favorite grouchy old woman. She tells it like it is, without any care for what others might think or how their sensibilities might be hurt. She’s Sophia from The Golden Girls (hello again, Betty White!) only with a classier and meaner streak. Yeowch.

Hoffman’s directorial debut has her playing Jean Horton, a retired singer who descends upon a home for retirees known as Beecham House. As soon as Jean arrives, her sharp wit and merciless tongue makes the other retirees wonder if their haven should not instead have been christened Bitch’em House, because she turns the place upside down. She is reunited (much against her will) with her old singing partner. Their relationship in decades-old tatters, they must find a way to put aside their differences and sync their vocals for the Beecham House Gala Concert. (Side note: they should try to remake this with Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj in 30 or so years).

The movie is a bit too adorable for its own good at times, even when it tries to be all stuffy and British. The music is the movie’s saving grace, allowing the actors to really belt out their emotions in ways that you might not expect from an actor like Dustin Hoffman. To Hoffman’s credit, the cast is really allowed to shine, especially Maggie Smith, who proves once again that she isn’t just a born scene stealer. She’s turned scene domination into a cottage industry.

Josie Goldberg Shows All The Meat Lovers Some Year-End Love

Josie Goldberg Hits The Beach

Plus-size model Josie Goldberg tried to keep from falling out of her bikini top while hitting the beach in Miami yesterday afternoon. Who wants some?

Depending on whether you have a meaty fetish, this will either make or break your morning. For those of you addicted to VS bones, why not try a lil’ meat once in a while from the buffet line of ladies (that’s assuming you’re a sugar daddy & have access to the buffet line, of course).

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics Bring The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics

– Sofia Vergara Bikini Pic! OW! [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Pia Mia Perez Bikini Pictures Are Trouble [Hollywood Tuna]
– Morning Love: Martha Hunt in Aerie Lingerie [GCeleb]

– Rob Kardashian Got Botox In His Face [Dlisted]
– Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas [Lainey Gossip]
– Duchess Kate came to Sandringham after Christmas, just in time for the hunt [Celebitchy]
– The Joys Of Owning A Dog (31 Pics) [Caveman Circus]

– Lass The Suicide Girl Is Fucking Hawt! [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
– Lena Gercke in fancy lingerie may make you faint [Brosome]
– The 6 Apps Every Guy Needs on Their Smartphone [Uncoached]
– BEST OF 2012: Avril Lavigne, Breast Inspector [The Superficial]

– Best of 2012: Kim Kardashian or Octomom? [CityRag]
– Top 5 Animals That Can Talk…(Sorry about this one) [EgoTV]
– Alyssa Milano: This is 40 [Gunaxin]

– Bomb It 4 [1PD Games]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

MoeJackson 2012: Claudia Romani Makes Her Bootylicious Debut!!

Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani made her debut to the website this past year with her trips to the beach showing off her bootylicious bod. As one of our favorite hotties on Twitter we definitely had to give her a shout out for providing us a lot of bikini photos this year. Let’s hope that 2013 continues with this trend. And since we’re into plugging Claudia, be sure to follow her on Twitter, Like her on Facebook, and hit up Claudia’s official website. But not before you click through some of our favorite bootylicious photos from this past year, including the ever-inspiring Obama bikini bottom!! OW!!

Claudia Romani