Monthly Archives: December 2012

Jessica Biel: “I want to ACT!”


“I was looking for something violent, I was looking for something dark, and scary, and sexy. My ego was huge.”[THR]

Oh to bear the burden of world-renowned beauty. At least that’s what Jessica Biel claims she has had to contend with as she fought her way from supporting TV series regular to big screen bombshell . . . ultimately realizing that she’d rather be Meryl Streep than Farrah Fawcett. She wants to act, y’all.

Check out this insightful interview in which she reveals the process she went through to win the role of Vera Miles in the new film Hitchcock. She’s proved she’s got the talent to match her ambition, now she only needs to find the right opportunities. And not let those cheekbones and the Maybelline get in the way.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Announced by Her Baby Daddy (In Mid-Concert)

Further proof this holiday season that there is no god (at least not a kind and benevolent one), Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are expecting . . . a child.

Yes, you read right: the first sign of the apocalypse has been realized. The third generation of reality television starring Kardashians is now confirmed. Kimmy K’s baby daddy Kanye West announced in the middle of an Atlanta concert that he was going to be a father, and Kim Kardashian is in fact the mother of his child.

They also then took the marriment to Twitter where mother-to-be filled techspace with messages like, “”KIMYE!!!!! Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”

Look for further such declamatory statements and overuse of exclamation points in the next nine months. Followed by Baby Kimye’s own line of designer baby wear and a reality show on Bravo, E!, or both. (Yup, this is happening).

MoeJackson 2012: Russell Simmons Named King Sugar Daddy of the Year

Russell Simmons & his ladies

We gotta run with Russell Simmons on this one, but our shortlist of King Sugar Daddies included Simon Cowell, Eddie Murphy, A-Rod, George Clooney & the mighty Leonardo DiCaprio. We’ll do a poll w/ all five just for the hell of it, but I think it’s safe to say that Russell Simmons is well deserving of the King Sugar Daddy of the Year honor. The guy keeps numerous supermodels smiling, regardless of whether he’s taking them shopping in luxury off-Broadway stores in SoHo or if he’s busy doing his various Yoga exercises on beautiful beaches of Miami or St. Barts!

We don’t know whether it’s Buddhism or what, but the guy is always smiling & looks like he’s having the time of his life. That might be because he has $350 million stashed away in various liquid investments & presumably steps out in front of cameras right after having sex w/ a woman who’s 30 years younger (Russ is 55), but hey, at least he’s happy, right? I feel like Russell Simmons learned his lesson about shitty marriages following his experience w/ Kimora Lee, so now he just enjoys life by cutting all the relationship drama & sleeping w/ beautiful women for the simple pleasure of sleeping with them. If they get overly dramatic or want something long-term, Russell’s relationship team cuts them loose. You see, it makes the process much easier when all parties understand their roles—Russell knows he has to cover all the expenses while the chick knows she’s there for the sole purpose of pleasuring Russell, in & out of the bedroom. With that in hand, many congrats to Russell! Cheers to a hottie-packed 2013! OW!

Victoria Silvstedt Reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” on Miami Beach

Victoria Silvstedt reading Fifty Shades of Grey

Taking time out of her busy schedule, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted on Miami Beach reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”. As a marketing ploy for potential customers she wanted to remind potential suitors that she indeed is able to read. Along with that, Victoria decided that rather than just one designer handbag, she had to bring two to the beach, a Louis Vuitton and a Hermes. Well, assuming that she didn’t pay for either of those handbags herself, they can serve her well as beach bags. Anyway, we’re sure Victoria’s going rate for New Year’s Eve jumps like a hotel room in Manhattan so guesses our out on the fee for paid to have Victoria ring in the new year, may that poor schmuck get his money’s worth.

“Made in Chelsea” Rosie Fortescue Enjoys The Sun On Miami Beach

Rosie Fortescue enjoys the sun on Miami Beach

Having been outdone by her hotter sister, Lily Fortescue, we had to show some love to Made in Chelsea star Rosie Fortescue. You can file Rosie under the “Who The Hell Is This?” category too since all we can really report (after visiting the MiC Wiki page) is that she’s a fashion blogger and has appeared on the show since season one. Yeah, that’s about it. How about heading back over to look at Lily in her bikini instead.

Nicole Minetti Enjoys A Bootylicious Bikini Day On Miami Beach

Nicole Minetti - Bikini Pics in Miami

Nicole Minetti, the Italian showgirl caught up in the Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi sex scandal enjoyed a day on Miami Beach. Earlier this year we caught Nicole as she hit up the beaches in Malibu and really aside from that we really don’t know who the hell she is or how old she is. Either way, it’s really just all about that booty, how does it stack up to fellow Italian-hottie Claudia Romani?

Jodie Marsh vs. Jill Martin – Better Bikini Top Wearer Matchup

Jodie Marsh and Jill Martin

So in this last minute flood of bikini-related posts to end the year, we see Jodie Marsh and Jill Martin filling out their bikini tops. Well, obviously there’s only one thing we’re focusing on in this post and so you be the judge on who filled out their bikini top better? As you might already know, Jodie is best-known as an English glamour model while Jill is a correspondent for the Today Show

Coleen Rooney Shows Off Her Baby Bump In Barbados

Coleen Rooney Shows Off Her Baby Bump In Barbados

Coleen Rooney is pregnant with her second child with Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney. Coleen was recently photographed on a couple of occassions while on vacation in Barbados. Of course she hit the beach showing off her baby bump as she spent time with her son Kai. Our guess is that Coleen is still in partnership with Littlewoods to produce her own fashion line but given her current pregnant status our guess is that she won’t be doing any photoshoots anytime soon even after the baby is born sometime in May next year.

Claudia Galanti Poses On The Beach In Miami Beach

Claudia Galanti Poses On The Beach In Miami

Looking into Claudia Galanti’s juicy category, she seems to come out of hiding towards the end of the year to vacation and work in Miami Beach, usually photographed in a bikini. This time, rather than being photographed in a bikini, our preference, Claudia was spotted doing a sexy photoshoot where she ended it by wearing a see-through top which we’re assuming likely didn’t bother her. The MILFilicious Paraguayan model continues to reside in Miami with her pimp-daddy boyfriend and to recall, that body has put out two children.

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