We gotta run with Russell Simmons on this one, but our shortlist of King Sugar Daddies included Simon Cowell, Eddie Murphy, A-Rod, George Clooney & the mighty Leonardo DiCaprio. We’ll do a poll w/ all five just for the hell of it, but I think it’s safe to say that Russell Simmons is well deserving of the King Sugar Daddy of the Year honor. The guy keeps numerous supermodels smiling, regardless of whether he’s taking them shopping in luxury off-Broadway stores in SoHo or if he’s busy doing his various Yoga exercises on beautiful beaches of Miami or St. Barts!
We don’t know whether it’s Buddhism or what, but the guy is always smiling & looks like he’s having the time of his life. That might be because he has $350 million stashed away in various liquid investments & presumably steps out in front of cameras right after having sex w/ a woman who’s 30 years younger (Russ is 55), but hey, at least he’s happy, right? I feel like Russell Simmons learned his lesson about shitty marriages following his experience w/ Kimora Lee, so now he just enjoys life by cutting all the relationship drama & sleeping w/ beautiful women for the simple pleasure of sleeping with them. If they get overly dramatic or want something long-term, Russell’s relationship team cuts them loose. You see, it makes the process much easier when all parties understand their roles—Russell knows he has to cover all the expenses while the chick knows she’s there for the sole purpose of pleasuring Russell, in & out of the bedroom. With that in hand, many congrats to Russell! Cheers to a hottie-packed 2013! OW!
Taking time out of her busy schedule, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted on Miami Beach reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”. As a marketing ploy for potential customers she wanted to remind potential suitors that she indeed is able to read. Along with that, Victoria decided that rather than just one designer handbag, she had to bring two to the beach, a Louis Vuitton and a Hermes. Well, assuming that she didn’t pay for either of those handbags herself, they can serve her well as beach bags. Anyway, we’re sure Victoria’s going rate for New Year’s Eve jumps like a hotel room in Manhattan so guesses our out on the fee for paid to have Victoria ring in the new year, may that poor schmuck get his money’s worth.
Having been outdone by her hotter sister, Lily Fortescue, we had to show some love to Made in Chelsea star Rosie Fortescue. You can file Rosie under the “Who The Hell Is This?” category too since all we can really report (after visiting the MiC Wiki page) is that she’s a fashion blogger and has appeared on the show since season one. Yeah, that’s about it. How about heading back over to look at Lily in her bikini instead.
Nicole Minetti, the Italian showgirl caught up in the Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi sex scandal enjoyed a day on Miami Beach. Earlier this year we caught Nicole as she hit up the beaches in Malibu and really aside from that we really don’t know who the hell she is or how old she is. Either way, it’s really just all about that booty, how does it stack up to fellow Italian-hottie Claudia Romani?
So in this last minute flood of bikini-related posts to end the year, we see Jodie Marsh and Jill Martin filling out their bikini tops. Well, obviously there’s only one thing we’re focusing on in this post and so you be the judge on who filled out their bikini top better? As you might already know, Jodie is best-known as an English glamour model while Jill is a correspondent for the Today Show
Coleen Rooney is pregnant with her second child with Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney. Coleen was recently photographed on a couple of occassions while on vacation in Barbados. Of course she hit the beach showing off her baby bump as she spent time with her son Kai. Our guess is that Coleen is still in partnership with Littlewoods to produce her own fashion line but given her current pregnant status our guess is that she won’t be doing any photoshoots anytime soon even after the baby is born sometime in May next year.
Looking into Claudia Galanti’s juicy category, she seems to come out of hiding towards the end of the year to vacation and work in Miami Beach, usually photographed in a bikini. This time, rather than being photographed in a bikini, our preference, Claudia was spotted doing a sexy photoshoot where she ended it by wearing a see-through top which we’re assuming likely didn’t bother her. The MILFilicious Paraguayan model continues to reside in Miami with her pimp-daddy boyfriend and to recall, that body has put out two children.
Chloe Green, former cast member of Made in Chelsea was spotted in Barbados on vacation. Basically this chick is worth some bucks being the daughter to Sir Philip Green, heiress to The Arcadia Group (worth around £3.3billion). Apparently she does have a day job as a footwear designer for Topshop but as with Rosie Fortescue, we only know this because we visit the MiB Wiki page.
So these Ashlee Simpson bikini photos are from last week but since we’re wrapping up the year with all these leftover we figured some folks might enjoy looking at the skinny Simpson sister. So Ashlee was on the island of Oahu taking a vacation with her son Bronx and mother Tina along with newlyweds CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison. Jessica and husband Eric avoided photographs but their 7 month old daughter, Maxwell Drew, was seen with mother Tina. Ashlee recently split with Boardwalk Empire actor Vincent Piazza, whom she’d been dating for a year and a half.