“Most pregnancies last about nine months, or about four marriages in Kim time.”[THR]
If we were better people, we’d probably just wish Kim Kardashian and happy and nausea-free pregnancy and leave it at that. Since we are not, we had a blast picking through Twitter yesterday after her announcement that she is, much to the chagrin of the collective human gene pool, pregnant with Kanye West’s baby.
Here are some of our favorite tweets from some hilarious individuals in Twitter-space:
Andy Borowitz: “It’s so weird to think that Kim Kardashian has sex even when we’re not watching.”
Andrew Kaczynski: “We are heading over the fiscal –OH MY GOD KANYE DID WHAT!?”
Joe Flint: “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West having kid. Mayans announce they got month wrong. World ends in January.”
Bill Simmons: “Why isn’t “Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!” trending?”
And my personal favorite from The Dark Lord: “Kanye West just announced onstage that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I don’t even need a prophecy to tell me this kid has to be destroyed.”
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she is such a terrible person so
their kid will suck
This sounds like a job for the Kraken
RELEASE THE KRAKENKim Kardashian has more black seeds in her than a watermelon...lol, that is the most accurate description of this Ho that I"ve heard....and why the fuck is she crying for, she wanted this ever since she started...hipocrite bitch. Well now her belly can match her ass...
You can say a lot of things about her, but apparently she's not as dumb as she seems. She got herself impregnated by the richest boyfriend she's had, and the richest one she could ever hope to have. Ka-ching. She's spawning a little limitless ATM machine. (Of course she's probably been impregnated before but this little moneymaker she's taking to term.)
Wish I could claim this one, but I saw it on another site. Paraphrasing here, so apologies to the author if I don't get it 100% accurate.
"Why is this news? Kim Kardashian has more black seeds in her than a watermelon."
Her and the baby will have matching dirty diaper booties.
ahahaha i love that pictures of her crying.
I still can't fucking believe he knocked her up. Wow, its official: Kanye's a conplete dumbass.
I have to do a new years rant on this one....