“Most pregnancies last about nine months, or about four marriages in Kim time.”[THR]
If we were better people, we’d probably just wish Kim Kardashian and happy and nausea-free pregnancy and leave it at that. Since we are not, we had a blast picking through Twitter yesterday after her announcement that she is, much to the chagrin of the collective human gene pool, pregnant with Kanye West’s baby.
Here are some of our favorite tweets from some hilarious individuals in Twitter-space:
Andy Borowitz: “It’s so weird to think that Kim Kardashian has sex even when we’re not watching.”
Andrew Kaczynski: “We are heading over the fiscal –OH MY GOD KANYE DID WHAT!?”
Joe Flint: “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West having kid. Mayans announce they got month wrong. World ends in January.”
Bill Simmons: “Why isn’t “Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!” trending?”
And my personal favorite from The Dark Lord: “Kanye West just announced onstage that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I don’t even need a prophecy to tell me this kid has to be destroyed.”