LINKS: King Sugar Daddy Simon Cowell Is Seriously Living The Life

Simon Cowell seen on his yacht in St Barths

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So, I think it’s safe to assume that this guy was simply paying Carmen Electra for sex? I mean, it seems like he’s back together w/ his ex-fiance Mezhgan Hussainy, but who knows what’s really up b/c this dude was spotted lounging on his yacht earlier today in St. Barts while surrounded by women. More to him. That sonofabitchwhorebagpieceofshitrichbastard.

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Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

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Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

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8 comments
curvefan
curvefan

I agree he is a real douche bag BUT who among us wouldn't be doing the same thing if we had his money.  I would go for a better class of arm candy.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Is that one girl patting his tummy. He looks as if he is wearing a diaper. Maybe they change him too. He has no shame when it comes to living LARGE.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

He pops little blue pills like I pop chewing gum.