LINKS: King Sugar Daddy Simon Cowell Is Seriously Living The Life

Simon Cowell seen on his yacht in St Barths

So, I think it’s safe to assume that this guy was simply paying Carmen Electra for sex? I mean, it seems like he’s back together w/ his ex-fiance Mezhgan Hussainy, but who knows what’s really up b/c this dude was spotted lounging on his yacht earlier today in St. Barts while surrounded by women. More to him. That sonofabitchwhorebagpieceofshitrichbastard.

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Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

16 comments
cowbulls
cowbulls

I agree he is a real douche bag BUT who among us wouldn't be doing the same thing if we had his money.  I would go for a better class of arm candy.

curvefan
curvefan

I agree he is a real douche bag BUT who among us wouldn't be doing the same thing if we had his money.  I would go for a better class of arm candy.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

He pops little blue pills like I pop chewing gum.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Is that one girl patting his tummy. He looks as if he is wearing a diaper. Maybe they change him too. He has no shame when it comes to living LARGE.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Is that one girl patting his tummy. He looks as if he is wearing a diaper. Maybe they change him too. He has no shame when it comes to living LARGE.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

He pops little blue pills like I pop chewing gum.