Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric Make A Starbucks Run in Miami

Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric

Adriana Lima and Marko were photographed making a Starbucks run in Miami. As a reminder, Adriana gave birth to their second daughter, Sienna, less than four months ago on September 12, 2012, and looks ready to make 2013 her comeback year similar to Alessandra’s later 2012 bounce back after giving birth to her second child, Noah, last spring. Also, as a reminder, Marko Jaric has not played in the NBA since the 2008-09 season. The same season that he got engaged to, married, and knocked-up Adriana. Marko had an invite to Chicago Bulls training camp for the current season but didn’t make the final roster. But no need to hate on Marko, he’s still (assumingly happily) married to Adriana and who wouldn’t be surprised if he’s still working to knock her up again. DAMMMNNNNN YOUUUUUU MARRRKKKOOOOOO!!!!!

  • MundoLopez1

    Man!! I really envy that big baboon…

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    My resolution for 2013 is not to say “damn you …” anymore. I want to have some self-esteem this year.

    • MoeJackson

      GrgeCdnBastard  
      Just make a lot of cash & you’ll never have to worry about self-esteem.
      That’s Tip #2,523  from our upcoming book.

  • Whiskeythrottle

    ….and she cleans windows. Damn!

  • curvefan

    These may be the worst set of pictures of Adriana in years.  I suggest she get out in the sun in Miami.  She looks so much better with a tan and a little more weight.  She usually is a little light in the ass but in these she is very thin.

  • skilligan

    she looks amazing and this is her C game

  • MoeJackson

    at least he has her driving around in a Porsche Cayenne as opposed to a Honda Pilot or something…

  • amanda

    she is so stunning with her beautiful long legs. and he looks like a whole lotta man… he actually looks kinda hot here.

  • bryanzee

    Kobe should trade up from Vanessa’s content fat ass.

    • MoeJackson

      bryanzee trading up will cost him a shit load of money, so I think he’s stuck sleeping behind V’s back.

      • bryanzee

        MoeJackson bryanzee 

        That’s why Super Models are the ultimate catch, even after kids its their jobs to look good so they’re forced to get back and stay in shape.

  • Where’s everybody? It’s missing Mike Clitoris, AlinaMaria, and I see the slippers of Caitie, and Leni seems to be gone as well. *sigh*

    • GrgeCdnBastard

      Mashu Picchu They have flown the coup.

    • MoeJackson

      Mashu Picchu 
      Leni’s apparently on some long-ass vacation some place.
      As for the others, let’s hope those bastards return one of these days! (doubtful)

      • The website is slower… I don’t know if it’s just on my end. It’s kinda depressing, this place used to be filled with such sadist sodomy humor.

  • errsome

    Lol at the creepy-looking men in the background. They look like they’re going to snatch Adri away from Marko at any moment.

  • amanda

    she is so stunning with her beautiful long legs. and he looks like a whole lotta man… he actually looks kinda hot here.

  • McP

    Page 11, horrible nerd glasses, mouth agape.  Still looks incredible.
    She’d look even better standing next to a normal-sized man so you could fully appreciate her height.