Monthly Archives: January 2013

Gemma Arterton In L.A. To Promote “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”

Gemma Arterton at LAX Airport in Los Angeles, CA

The airport photos were snapped over the weekend as beautiful English actress Gemma Arterton arrived in Los Angeles to promote her latest film “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters,” which hits theaters on January 25. We’ll probably be seeing Gemma on the red carpet at various award shows, so that’s a definite about the film, even though it looks like it’s gonna blow chunks at the box-office.

Billed as an action-adventure comedy horror film, Gemma stars alongside Jeremy Renner. Check some plot action below:

Catching up with Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton), fifteen years after the traumatic incident involving a gingerbread house, the siblings have grown into vengeful bounty hunters dedicated to exterminating witches. Over the years, the siblings became expert hunters, famous for their proficiency at tracking and taking down their prey. Although still recovering from their ordeal, their work is relatively easy because for an unknown reason, harmful spells and curses do not work well against them.

The Mayor of Augsburg, Germany recruits them to rid the town and nearby forests of an evil sorceress (Famke Janssen) who is planning to sacrifice many local children at the witches’ gathering during the upcoming ‘Blood Moon’ night in two days time. To make things worse, the duo also has to deal with the brutal Sheriff Berringer (Peter Stormare) who has taken power in Augsburg and conducts a very indiscriminate witch-hunt of his own. [Source]

Katy Perry, Adidas, & Ray-Ban Bring The Links!

Katy Perry Stays Active With Friends

Looks like somebody has a sweet deal w/ Adidas!

– OW! Torrie Wilson Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup. [The Superficial]
– Naomi Watts: easing in to award season [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Courteney Cox gets her hands laser treated for age, ‘I’ll wear gloves in summer’ [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber Got This Tattoo: A Bit Random? [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Wild Horses Couldn’t Drag Brenda Song Away [Dlisted]
– Megan Fox Struts Her Hot Mama Stuff [Popoholic]
– KATE UPTON FOR V MAGAZINE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up to Court, Dina Explains Why Lindsay Is Screwed Up [The Blemish]
– Justin Bieber Smokes Weed Animation [Viralosity.tv]
– Chris Colfer Debuts His Indie Flick, ‘Struck By Lightning’ [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Lindsay Missed Court, Isn’t in Trouble for It [Evil Beet]
The 20 Sexiest GIFs of Meagan Good [Complex]
– ‘THE HEIRESS’ STARS JESSICA CHASTAIN & DAN STEVENS SHARE A LAUGH OUTSIDE THE THEATER [I’m Not Obsessed]
– CATION: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Celebslam]

– KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT BIKINI BEACH SHOOT OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– The Return of the Cheesiest Soundtrack Singles of All Time [Pajiba]
– Olivia Munn Shows Off Her Tight Butt [Celeb Jihad]
– A Bro Tries 100 of the Worst Pick-Up Lines, Fails Miserably [BroBible]

– Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Belly [HollywoodTuna]
– Jennifer Lawrence in Vanity Fair [Yeeeah!]
– QOTD: Liam Neeson Thinks Our Horned Up, Slutty Society Is Ruining The Mystery Of Sex [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

NYC: Nicole Trunfio Catwalks Around Soho w/ Boyfriend Gary Clark Jr.

Model Nicole Trunfio and boyfriend musician Gary Clark, Jr. are seen out in Soho in New York City

The last time we saw these two together was during Nicole’s Miami vacation while the northeast was battling hurricane Sandy. Those bikini photos will either turn you on (if you’re into rib cages) or make you want to eat a few burgers. These latest photos of Ausie supermodel Nicole Trunfio & musician boyfriend Gary Clarke Jr. were snapped yesterday afternoon as the lovebirds were seen walking around NYC’s Soho neighborhood.

Vanessa Hudgens & Her Boy-Toy Hit AllSaints In Bevelry Hills; BOTH Go Down Curb Right Foot First!

Actress Vanessa Hudgens and boyfriend Austin Butler seen hold hands while leaving the All Saints store in Beverly Hills

We don’t see celeb lovers going down curbs in unison all that often on planet Celebrity Curb Watch, so this definitely qualifies as one of those special moments that nobody gives a shit about until we point it out.

Vanessa Hudgens & her metrosexual boyfriend Austin Butler were seen holding hands as they left the AllSaints store in Beverly Hills. The store is currently having its seasonal 50% sale, but if you wait a couple more weeks, the sale will be bumped up to 75%. If you’re not in L.A., NYC or London, hit up AllSaints.com to drop some of your hard-earned cash.

ALSO, just in case you bastards missed it, our year in review posts covered the 2012’s very best in celebrities going up & down curbs, so check those photos here.

BREAKING!! Charlize Theron Arrives With Baby Jackson in LAX!

Charlize Theron looks stunning in blue pants as she arrives back in Los Angeles with her son Jackson Theron.

Aaaw, it’s nice to see that there’s at least one Jackson that’s living the life, all thanks to THE CELEBRITY ADOPTION SUPER LOTTERY, of course. The beautiful Charlize Theron, who’s been sporting a short hairdo as of late while filming “Mad Max: Fury Road,” was spotted arriving back into Los Angeles with her son Jackson. The little dude looked pretty damn serious as the two walked through LAX, but we’re pretty sure he was a little jet lagged, even though he probably had his own seat in first class—little bastard!!

Sarah Hyland @ “Struck By Lightning” Premiere

Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland stars as Claire Mathews in upcoming film Struck By Lightning, written by and starring Chris Colfer and directed by Brian Dannelly. The Wiki describes Sarah’s character as the bitchy head cheerleader who is having sex with her boyfriend’s brother, the school football coach. The film debuted at last year’s Tribeca Film Festival and is already available OnDemand; however, look for it in theaters on January 11th. Keep up with the movie at the Struck By Lightning Facebook page. Also, a complete spoiler of the film is available to read on the Wiki.

Ladies Who Attended NBC Universal’s “2013 Winter TCA Tour”

Martha MacIsaac, Meagan Good, Katharine McPhee, Krysta Rodriguez, Claire Coffee, Louise Roe

Pictured: Martha MacIsaac, Meagan Good, Katharine McPhee, Krysta Rodriguez, Claire Coffee, Louise Roe

In addition to NBC’s plugging of the 2013 Golden Globes, NBC Universal’s “2013 Winter TCA Tour”, Day 1, took place at Langham Hotel in Pasadena over the weekend. Martha MacIsaac stars in the new show 1600 Penn while Meagan Good stars in the new show Deception. Claire Coffee returns for another season of Grimm while Katharine McPhee and Kryta Rodriguez star in Smash. As for Louise Roe, she’ll be doing hosting duties for Fashion Star. View all the upcoming shows and schedule at NBC.com.

Fashionable Ladies @ Audi Golden Globes 2013 Kick-Off Party

Nikki Deloach, Maggie Q, Kate Bosworth, Natalie Martinez, Katie Cassidy, Julie Bowen

Pictured: Nikki Deloach, Maggie Q, Kate Bosworth, Natalie Martinez, Katie Cassidy, Julie Bowen

Awards season kicks-off with the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards set to broadcast live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday, January 13th. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will co-host as nominations were announced last month by Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Ed Helms. Lincoln leads with 7 nominations while Game Change, Argo and Django Unchained each have 5 nominations. For more info, visit the Golden Globes official website, check out all the nominees, and watch the live broadcast on Sunday, starting at 8pm ET on NBC.

Jeri Ryan, Julie Benz, Caroline D'Amore, Jamie Chung, Olesya Rulin, Dawn Olivieri

Pictured: Jeri Ryan, Julie Benz, Caroline D'Amore, Jamie Chung, Olesya Rulin, Dawn Olivieri

Matchup (Disney Expats): Miley Cyrus vs Vanessa Hudgens

Miley & Vanessa

We’ll try to make this a regular item on Mondays, so our first matchup is between two former Disney starlets, who’re doing everything in their power to break from their innocent past. We feel like Vanessa successfully cut ties when she “accidentally” dropped those nude pics & Miley’s currently trying every trick in the book short of releasing a sex tape or “accidentally” uploading her own set of nude self-portraits to her Instagram account. It’s rumored that both ladies love to Snapchat, so I think it’s safe to assume that V & Miles are sending a little more than just photos of themselves making funny faces. OW!

Mayra Veronica @ 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards

Mayra Veronica

Mayra Veronica took her bootylicious curves to the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards. Not as hyped as the Golden Globes but attended by a mix of Golden Globe nominees and Oscar hopefuls, honorees included Bradley Cooper for Silver Linings Playbook, Ben Affleck and the ensemble cast of Argo, Richard Gere for Arbitrage, Helen Mirren for Hitchcock, and Naomi Watts for The Impossible. Check out the list of winners and for more info, visit the Palm Spings International Film Festival Awards official website.

Nina Agdal’s Sauvage Bikini Leaves Little To The Imagination

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I’m sorry we gotta have to see things through the eyes of a sexually frustrated 16-year-old, but I don’t think it’s possible to miss all the blatant references. Judging by how the marketing industry works these days, it’s very likely the photographer & designer didn’t make the various sexual references by mistake.

Whatever the case, not surprisingly, Nina Agdal looked absolutely beautiful in the shoot. For those of you bastards who missed it, Nina was part of our 2012 year-end review, so make sure you check our tribute post here.

Monday Morning Matchup: Danica Patrick vs Bar Refaeli

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I’m assuming this was for some Go Daddy event and which one of you bastards is that fat dude in the photo? My luck isn’t that good, so it’s not me. He reminds me a little that Newman character from ‘Seinfeld’.

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