Julianne Hough’s Golden Globes After Party Dress Ripped! OW!


Since we were somewhat overwhelmed by the number of photos from the Golden Globes this past weekend, our coverage is still going strong! It doesn’t help when we have only four writers (3 of them are the same person, of course), so if any of you bastards are looking to do some volunteering at your local gossip blog this awards season, hit us with an email.

On to more important news: Julianne Hough’s after party dress (yes, she changed after the award show b/c she’s banging Mr. Money Bags Ryan Seacrest) ripped to fully expose her upper thighs by the end of the night. If she wasn’t Ryan Seacrest’s beard, we’d know who was doing the ripping, so we’ll just have to assume Julianne ate one too many caviar-glazed chicken wings & chocolate cover foie gras cubes & then attempted to get freaky on the dance floor.

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

While we’re discussing Julianne, we should mention that her latest shitty film is set to hit theaters. “Safe Haven” releases on February 14 and stars alongside Josh Duhamel & Cobie Smulders in the film which is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel of the same name. Anyway, here’s some plot action:

The arrival of a mysterious young woman named Katie in the small American town of Southport, North Carolina, raises questions about her past. Beautiful yet unassuming, Katie is determined to avoid forming personal ties until a series of events draws her into reluctant relationships. Despite her reservations, Katie slowly begins to let down her guard, putting down roots in the close-knit community. But even as Katie begins to fall in love, she struggles with the dark secret that still haunts her. Eventually, though, Katie realizes that a choice must be made between a life of transient safety and one of riskier rewards, and that in the darkest hour, love is the only true safe haven.[Source]