Taylor Swift Hater Award Winners: Adele & Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper & Adele

All the photos from the Golden Globes kept us from praising the real winners from this past weekend’s award show.

First, we’d like to give a shout out to Adele for beating Taylor Swift in the Best Original Song category. Adele’s hit “Skyfall” left Taylor sitting in her seat making awkward “I-Can’t-Believe-What-Just-Happened” faces for not winning for her “Hunger Games” single “Safe & Sound.” THANK GOD. Her ego was getting a little too inflated, in my opinion. Let’s just hope Harry Styles of One Direction throws Taylor under the bus by leaking a recorded convo that further supports his “She’s crazy” claims. Sure the media loves her now, the media also loved Lance Armonstrong, so it’s only a matter of time…

As for Bradley Cooper, it was recently learned that he rejected Taylor’s advances during the Golden Globe Awards. Taylor attempted to use her friend Jennifer Lawrence as a proxy to start one of her bullshit, two-week relationships with the “Hangover” star, but he wasn’t having any of it. It’s a pity he’s a nice guy b/c he let her down kinda easy by respectfully declining, but I think his kindness was more aimed at protecting his relationship with his “Silver Linings Playbook” co-star Jennifer Lawrence as opposed to not hurting Taylor’s feelings.