Considering Arnold Schwarzenegger is on a perpetual apology tour for fathering a child with his longtime maid, we’re pretty sure he’s not having sex or even getting hotel room blowjobs on the side by co-star Jaimie Alexander. Arnold’s latest film, “The Last Stand,” is his first time on the big screen since 2003’s “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” so we’re pretty sure his English has gotten much better over the past decade.
The film is directed South Korean Kim Ji-woon & Arnie’s co-stars include Forest Whitaker & Johnny Knoxville. Here’s some plot action:
Sheriff Ray Owens is a man who has resigned himself to a life of fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction, Arizona, after leaving his LAPD post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with failure and defeat after his partner was crippled. One night, international drug lord Gabriel Cortez makes a daring escape from FBI custody in Las Vegas and speeds off in a modified Chevrolet Corvette C6 ZR1, taking Agent Ellen Richards as his hostage as he races southbound toward Mexico at speeds over 200 mph. Agent John Bannister has a blockade set up in Bullhead City, Arizona, but Cortez’s men mow down the police officers on site and clear the road for him to continue his getaway. Cortez also uses his extraordinary driving skills to immobilize two SWAT vehicles headed toward Summerton Junction. Before flying to Arizona, Agent Bannister has his team do a financial background check on all agents involved to find out how Cortez managed to escape so easily. [Read more]