Irina Shayk Pimps La Clover Lingerie’s Valentine’s Day 2013 Collection; Makes All Guys Sad & Depressed
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, ROOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAALLLLLLDDDDDOOOOH!!!
If you’re not going to puff, at least pass her over to the next eligible sugar daddy, God damn it!! I just can’t see those two getting it on for some reason, but maybe that’s just me. I guess we’ll have to wait for the sex tape to be 100% sure of Cristiano Ronaldo’s bisexuality—not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. Considering Leonardo DiCaprio’s on a year-long sabbatical, it’s very likely he’ll want to pounce on a model like Irina Shayk. If there’s any dude out there who might bag her, I think Leo has a chance, but it’ll definitely take a lot of work. Cristiano, it appears, is so disconnected from Irina that I doubt they’re ever around each other long enough to fight (this is all with the assumption that these two are actually in a relationship).