Downton Abbey: The Video Game?!

File this one under “Life Is Short and People On the Internet Have Too Much Free Time”. For fans of upscale British period dramas, you WISH this was available to play with your XBOX and PS3.

Alas, it’s a fake retro-style 16-bit game for your Super Nintendo Gaming System. You can do things like fetch cigars for the master and saddle up a riding pony for the meaner-than-mean dowager we love to watch. No word yet on whether King koopa and his kids wage war with the Abbey’s staff of chatty servants, though.

We’ll keep you posted!