MIAMI: Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s Wednesday Night Sex Toy

article-2274946-17671914000005DC-768_634x678-1Photo Credit: DailyMail; All in a day’s work! Leonardo DiCaprio puckers up to mystery blonde…

If we had deeper pockets, we’d have gotten the photos ourselves, but sadly that’s not the case. Leonardo DiCaprio was seen cruising poolside with a group of friends as a mystery blonde quietly walked up, kissed him goodbye & quietly walked away. Leo didn’t even flinch, but rather lit up one of his electronic cigarettes & dived into his Blackberry (probably) looking over a shortlist of hotties that he’s scheduled to bang over the next few days. That bastard.

UK’s Daily Mail has all the photos, make sure you hit them up. Here’s the one line that sums it up beautifully, “The star, who counts supermodels Gisele Bundchen and Bar Refaeli as ex-girlfriends, didn’t even get up when he was approached by his blonde friend, letting her come to him.”