Charlie Sheen Plays Voice of Sanity to Crazed Killer Cop in LA


“You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me.”[THR]

Um…ok. If this isn’t a sign of the apocalypse, then the apocalypse just isn’t that apocalyptic: Charlie Sheen has used TMZ to reach out to alleged ex-LAPD mass murderer Christopher Dorner. Yup, you read right. That happened.

Sheen, it turns out, was not motivated by a new, inner sense of social obligation or a higher calling. It turns out that the craziest celebrity on the planet happens to have been central to the worldview of a serial killing ex-cop who mentions Sheen in his now infamous manifesto as “effin’ awesome”. Seriously: some jokes just write themselves. Ergo, fill in your own punchlines, people.

Don’t know what kind of counsel Sheen can offer a rogue cop that has managed to fool the system for days (and apparently years) now. One thing’s for sure: these two need a sitcom. Or a reality show. Maybe an episode of Cops? Is that show still on?