Grammys 2013: Taylor Swift Channels Her Inner Goddess of Purity

55th Annual GRAMMY Awards

Taylor Swift wore a J. Mendel gown on the Grammys 2013 red carpet and showed just enough skin to reel in potential suitors, so we’ll see what’s up in the coming days following the award show if Taylor made any progress. I have a feeling that the next guy who scores a relationship with Taylor might be the one who actually has a chance at sex—or at least a handjob. I’m probably being overly optimistic, but I think Taylor is somewhat cornered now that everyone knows she’s a chronic dater who forces dudes to prematurely breakup with her simply b/c she refuses to put out (that’s the rumored theory).

Turning to last night’s show, Taylor opened the Grammys with her latest breakup song, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” which at this point in her career is somewhat of a joke. Out of all the artists out there, I can’t believe they ran with Taylor. Following her performance, Taylor spent the rest of the night singing & dancing along with every performance on stage. I have a feeling that CBS had an arrangement with Taylor that they’d show her once or twice during every performance so that audiences could see she was having a blast. I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor took money from CBS to follow through with the arrangement either. It’s sad, but at the end of the day it’s all about the dollar bills.

Interview w/ Taylor on the red carpet:

Taylor’s opening performance. Anybody know what the fuck she’s wearing?