Posts from June 14, 2013

Mayra Suarez Brings The Afternoon Links!

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maya34565Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Mayra Suarez In A Bikini Is Amazing

- Kate Hudson’s Chest Is An Illusion [HollywoodTuna]
- Thanks For Admitting You Banged Lindsay Lohan, Max George. No One Ever Would’ve Guessed. [The Superficial]
- Taylor’s Harry beanie [Lainey's Gossip]
- http://www.celebitchy.com/279787/bruce_willis_i_had_been_sober_but_i_have_wine_now_/ [Celebitchy]
- Adele Allegedly Yelled At Chris Brown At The Grammys
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Beyonce Calls Blue Ivy Carter Her Best Friend (Cut To Gwyneth Paltrow Crying Out Tears Of Rejection Into Her Bedroom Bathtub) [Dlisted]
- Hilary Duff Struts Her Groovy Hotness Once Again [Popoholic]
- BREGJE HEINEN IS A NAUGHTY MODEL OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- The Police Chief in Chris Brown’s Community Service Scandal Resigns [The Blemish]
- Girl Kisses Lion [Viralosity.tv]
- Taylor Swift Chooses Friends Over Boys…For Now [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Sarah Jessica Parker Says “No Thanks” to a ‘Carrie Diaries’ Appearance [Evil Beet]
- Candice Swanepoel Poses In Lingerie As A Reminder That Victoria’s Secret Still Exists [Complex]
- Baby Harper Is Already High Maintenance [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lawrence is graceful like a swan [Celebslam]

- THE LAST 500 YEARS OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT COVERS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Lena Dunham, “Girls,” Fat-Shaming, and an Honest Male Perspective
[Pajiba]
- Taylor Swift Has Epic Wardrobe Malfunction [Celeb Jihad]
- Heyyyyyy: Michelle Jenneke’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Is the Hottness [BroBible]

- Caprice Bourret Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- HILARIOUS! This is What Katy Perry’s Grammys Dress Was Supposed to Look Like [Yeeeah!]
- And Here’s RiRi In A Tub [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Supermodels Visit “The Late Show”

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 8
Ariel Meredith, Alyssa Miller, Kate Upton, Julie Henderson, Katherine Webb

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Pictured: Ariel Meredith, Alyssa Miller, Kate Upton, Julie Henderson, Katherine Webb

The Late Show with David Letterman was made beautiful last night by a bunch of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models. However, there was no Irina Shayk, damnitt. Anyway, as we already know, Kate Upton is on the cover for the second year in a row. Check out our continuing coverage for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and visit SI.com for all the coverage and videos!

Chrissy Teigen, Emily DiDonato, Genevieve Morton, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal

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Pictured: Chrissy Teigen, Emily DiDonato, Genevieve Morton, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal

Here are the SI Swimsuit models doing Dave’s Top Ten:

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NYFW Matchup: Vanessa Hudgens vs AnnaSophia Robb vs Victoria Justice

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Vanessa Hudgens, AnnaSophia Robb and Victoria Justice

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Pictured: Vanessa Hudgens (see her set), AnnaSophia Robb (see her set) and Victoria Justice (see her set)

All three ladies were on hand at the Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bedet presentation as part of Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week going down right now in NYC. Vanessa Hudgens & Victoria Justice, it appears, flew into the city specifically for Fashion Week festivities.

I guess Vanessa’s trying to get her hands on as many film premiere-quality outfits as possible ahead the big “Spring Breakers” premiere set to go down on March 22 (checkout all our creepy coverage).

As for Victoria, I’m pretty sure she’s getting her share of camera time. The Disney star has so much potential, so it’s a pity the people representing her micromanage her ever blink. She should be dating one of those “One Direction” whorebags and starring in films like “Spring Breakers,” God damn it!

And finally, AnnaSophia Robb’s new show “The Carrie Diaries” premiered on The CW network last month to mixed reviews. I’m sure they’re already signed on for at least a couple seasons, so let’s wish her all the best, even though we won’t be watching the show. For those of you bastards who don’t know (don’t blame you), but the series is intended to be a prequel to the HBO series “Sex and the City” and based on the book of the same name by Candace Bushnell.

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Irina Shayk vs Kate Upton – S.I. Swimsuit Issue Cover Matchup

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Sports Illustrated Cover Matchup

In celebration of Kate Upton’s 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue cover, we figure we’d match her up with the last person to score the cover before Kate took the past two years, Ms. Irina Shayk.

Curiously, Irina was missing from the recent press events, so we’re gonna assume she’s extremely disappointed & as of this very second, she’s probably begging Cristiano Ronaldo to have sex with her to help relieve some of the pain, but we all know he’s too busy getting his hair & nails done at the local salon. That bastard. Cristiano, just do every straight guy on the planet a favor & break up with Irina before she gets too old!! CHOP CHOP

Also, don’t forget, our coverage of the 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue starts here…

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Anne V: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Body Paint

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Anne V also got naked and painted in the Bahamas for this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue. Remember folks, this is her ninth year in the magazine, a mark of consistency but also misfortune for not making the cover. Perhaps Anne instead of Beyonce in 2007 or that cast of “All-Stars” on the cover of 2006? Anyway, be sure to look at Anne’s photoshoot in China and check out all the coverage and videos of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

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Michelle Jenneke: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Bikini Photos

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Michelle Jenneke is one of the athletes that features in this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue. If you need a refresher, she’s the Australian hurdler that became a YouTube sensation for her pre-race warm-up dance before the 100-meter hurdles race at the 2012 World Junior Championships in Athletics in Barcelona. Well, that little bit catapulted her to an appearance on The Tonight Show and now she’s half-naked in Vegas posing for the cameras of Sports Illustrated. By the way, in case you’re wondering, Michelle is 19 years old, plenty of time to continue dancing pre-race for her hurdling career. Check out all the coverage and videos of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

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Chrissy Teigen: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Body Paint

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I don’t know about you but I’m really diggig Chrissy Teigen’s body paint photos here. Yes, she might not be the curviest but something about her and these photos just makes us all happy. Be sure to take a look at Chrissy sexy photos in Chile in addition to these sexy shots from the Bahamas. Check out all the coverage and videos of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

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Eva De Goede & Ellen Hoog: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Bikini Photos

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Say hello to Eva De Goede (left) and Ellen Hoog (right), two hotties from the Dutch National Field Hockey team. These two ladies were apart of the gold medal winning team at the 2012 Olympics in London. Do we really need to know more? We’d like to imagine that the Dutch women’s club league for field hockey must be a hot ticket in the Netherlands if the hotties of the national team are any indication. Check out all the coverage and videos of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

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