Irina Shayk vs Kate Upton – S.I. Swimsuit Issue Cover Matchup

Sports Illustrated Cover Matchup

In celebration of Kate Upton’s 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue cover, we figure we’d match her up with the last person to score the cover before Kate took the past two years, Ms. Irina Shayk.

Curiously, Irina was missing from the recent press events, so we’re gonna assume she’s extremely disappointed & as of this very second, she’s probably begging Cristiano Ronaldo to have sex with her to help relieve some of the pain, but we all know he’s too busy getting his hair & nails done at the local salon. That bastard. Cristiano, just do every straight guy on the planet a favor & break up with Irina before she gets too old!! CHOP CHOP

Also, don’t forget, our coverage of the 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue starts here