Irina Shayk vs Kate Upton – S.I. Swimsuit Issue Cover Matchup

Sports Illustrated Cover Matchup

In celebration of Kate Upton’s 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue cover, we figure we’d match her up with the last person to score the cover before Kate took the past two years, Ms. Irina Shayk.

Curiously, Irina was missing from the recent press events, so we’re gonna assume she’s extremely disappointed & as of this very second, she’s probably begging Cristiano Ronaldo to have sex with her to help relieve some of the pain, but we all know he’s too busy getting his hair & nails done at the local salon. That bastard. Cristiano, just do every straight guy on the planet a favor & break up with Irina before she gets too old!! CHOP CHOP

Also, don’t forget, our coverage of the 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Issue starts here

  • johnconnor777

    Neither one, Marisa is the winner….. hips, waist, big boobs, muscle tone…
    http://i.imgur.com/wTMAHc4.jpg

    • johnconnor777 Ha, that’s what I said last week. When can we have Marissa Miller back?

      • johnconnor777

        Gabbo johnconnor777 I miss Marisa… that was a tight and fit body, she was my all time favorite model until she retired … and Candice appeared

      • MoeJackson

        Gabbo johnconnor777 we gotta keep moving forward!!

        • MoeJackson Gabbo johnconnor777I’ve glimpsed our future, and all I can say is ….. Go Back!

  • skilligan

    Irina’s cover wins, this year’s Kate cover is better than last years

  • lenilovesfeet

    Irina of course. Irina not only has a great face, she also has a flawless body. Both are sexy though.

  • xenia

    I like kate. She is cute and sexy but damn.. Her magazinecover looks awful.

  • MundoLopez1

    I like them in the order they’re posted…

  • McP

    Kate Upton is smart to cover her ugly waist in the 2013 shot.

  • bryanzee

    Why even ask lol

    Irina >

  • RoxyGilmour

    They covered Kate’s sides with a jacket so they wouldn’t have to Photoshop a waist in, lol! Irina is the obvious choice here.

  • MoeJackson

    Did I mention that I don’t want to see a bikini photo for at least the next week…? Need to do a post about this.

  • Tapper65

    I’m assuming that you’ve heard from Kate’s agent, right? S/he has to be begging you to take this post down because it makes Kate look so foolish by comparison.

  • I agree with
    most to liking Irina more than Kate, but the rarity of the Antarctica
    pics was probably going to have that person win regardless of the model. The
    contest was rigged. 
    Also Moe, you missed an easy opportunity for more clicking
    in a versus matchup. The body paint shots look like they are all recreations of
    past covers. Either that or my memory is messing with me. Anne V vs Elle Mc. Upton vs Pestova. Babette, because we never have a Babette