Since Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes couldn’t score an invite to the other NYC party last night—you know, the one with all the S.I. Swimsuit chicks celebrating the 2013 issue—she hit the star-studded premiere of Beyonce’s new HBO documentary ‘Life Is But A Dream’ at the Ziegfeld Theater. The documentary airs Feb. 16 on HBO.
I don’t understand why VS & S.I. models can’t ever co-mingle? Is it some sort of contractual issue between the two parties or are they both simply insecure of their respective hotties? I gotta admit, it would be an epic model death match if both teams dueled it out on a Zoolander-style model-off event where members of each party would walk down the runway (two at a time) wearing either a bikini or lingerie & a crowd comprised of roughly 2500 somewhat creepy horndoggs would get to vote for their favorites in real-time as the models catwalked. The loser disappears through a trap door at the end of the runway while the winner survives for another catwalk. Even though this might sound like some cheesy reality TV show, I know dudes would tune in by the millions to watch & vote!! Any producers at Bravo looking for a new show?