Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel: The Bastardly Booty Matchup

Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel

There’s no better way to recycle old material on a slow day then to do a Booty Matchup, right? Considering our Jessica Biel Booty Rating post from almost five years ago still gets love there must be a continued demand for Biel’s Bootylicious Bubble Butt. As for Alba Ass Heaven, that takes us back six years, before Cash knocked Jessica up twice, not those were some sweet Alba ass days. Anyway, here’s a collection of evidence to sway your vote one direction or another but really the beauty is going through both the Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel juicy categories to find all their sweet ass pics from the red carpet to the rockin’ bikinis on the beach.

  • bryanzee

    fkn retarded, Moe lol
    Pick a better match up, Biel has the best ass in the biz this was so pointless.

  • xenia

    Why do we talkin about their asses in 2013? It:s not 2007 anymore.. Boring..

  • skilligan

    Biel’s booty never loses

  • lenilovesfeet

    Face >>>>>>>>>>>> Ass
    Alba always wins.

    • bryanzee

      lenilovesfeet 

      Def, but this is about asses, Leni.

      Theres no beating Biels.

      • lenilovesfeet

        I know I know 🙂

    • McP

      lenilovesfeet That’s a woman’s answer.  I judge them by the bent-over bikini pics.  Face hardly matters when hittin’ it doggy style.  Though I really like Jessica Biel’s face, too, not as pretty as Alba, but more unique, it’s almost a draw for me.

    • GrgeCdnBastard

      lenilovesfeet I think we need more pictures to be sure.

  • IamLegend_2000

    what?!? biel’s ahead  75% to 25%…guess albas 15 min are starting to end…not that I’d ever toss her outta bed

  • siggi

    biel by far

  • Person900

    I don’t know.. Maybe it has sometime to do with showing Biel from a side view? -_-

    Alba is beautiful

  • kobrakan

    Jessica Biel by far !
    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be !

  • fll

    Alba just for consistency. Biel’s butt changes size and shape in every picture.