Report: “Kim Totally Used Kanye For For His Sperm.”
A mystery source tells Pulitzer-winning publication Star Magazine that Kim Kardashian is merely using Kanye for his powerful black sperm. “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen,” the Bastardly Insider tells Star (or maybe someone in their creative writing department made it all up, but it makes for good gossip, right?). The insider continued, “She totally used Kanye for his sperm–she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye.”
In order to get her famous baby, the source claims that they were “having sex every second of the day. Kanye definitely thought it was weird, but he didn’t think too much of it.”
DUH! The guy was addicted to that that ass & I’m not surprised that he’s secretly getting played. As we’ve said all along, Kanye will fall hard once shit inevitably hits the fan. Let’s just hope he doesn’t completely lose his musical mojo once Kim spits him out.
If all that wasn’t enough, the source also dropped the in vitro fertilisation bomb, claiming she coaxed Kanye into having IVF—something her younger sister Khloe’s been trying for the past couple years. Kanye obliged simply because he’s “way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her,” the source claims. “That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heart beat and found a new baby dady. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.”
Damn, looks like somebody really hates Kim & wants these two broken up before the baby pops out. All this time I thought Kanye was under control of the situation b/c after all, he did convince Kim to leave her family reality show (or at least that’s what she’s saying right now). As I’ve stated from the very beginning, this will have a very tragic ending and the only person who’ll be left standing will be Kim’s evil mom. Ultimately, though, I feel like Kanye will destroy Kim & her family (in the recording studio), assuming he can pick up the pieces of his broken heart and get back to the biz of laying down killer beats.
Since Kanye’s sperm is in the center of all the drama, we might as well show case a couple pics from Kim’s first (of probably many) pregnancy shoots, this one with Dujour.com:
Photo Credit: DuJour.com (read the full interview at DuJour)
Snippets from the DuJour interview:
On going through her divorce from Kris Humphries:
“Going through a divorce for anybody is devastating and heartbreaking, and then to have to do it and feel like you have to explain what is happening is such an awkward thing.”
On her pregnancy:
“I just feel so blessed and excited and ready for the next phase.”
On her privacy:
“My boyfriend [Kanye West] has taught me a lot about privacy. I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”