Monthly Archives: February 2013

Kate Upton Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Talita Correa Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day! [HollywoodTuna]
– Anne Hathaway Can’t Be This Stupid [The Superficial]
– Johnny Depp arrives at Late Show to perform with Bill Carter and The Blame [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Prince Harry & Cressida Bonas are loved up in a Swiss ski chalet right now [Celebitchy]
– Taylor Swift Got Dressed Up For Mumford & Sons [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Over [Dlisted]
– Ashley Benson Won The “Spring Breakers” Madrid Photocall [Popoholic]
– Karlie Kloss Looks Amazing for Muse of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– KANYE FORBIDS KIM FROM SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS [The Blemish]
– Russian Dog Gets Saved! [Viralosity.tv]
– Is Kim Kardashian Quitting ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’? [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a Dress and Then Destroyed It [Evil Beet]
– Charlotte Free Defends Terry Richardson Against Models Who Claim His Practices Are Immoral [Complex]
– SETH MCFARLANE The Oscar Host Talks About The Big Gig In PARADE [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Rob Kardashian got fat [Celebslam]

– Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer in Lingerie of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Celebrity Relationships Rarely Last, But Their Oscar Pictures Will Last Forever [Pajiba]
– Jessica Chastain Nude Photo Released Before Oscars [Celeb Jihad]
– The Hilarious ‘Zero Dark Catfish’ Mashup Is A Must-Watch [BroBible]

– Kate Upton Busts Out Good [HollywoodTuna]
– The Ladies of SNL at the Costume Designers Guild Awards [Yeeeah!]
– A Judge Rules That Jason Patric Is Just A Sperm Donor With No Parental Rights [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Who Was Harry Styles’ Mystery Girl @ The Brit Awards After Party?

Harry Styles takes a mystery girl to the Sony Music Brit Awards after-party at the Arts Club

As it’s been widely reported over the past couple months, Harry Styles didn’t take long to move on after he broke up with Taylor Swift. Last night, for instance, even though he had a chance to potentially bang Taylor Swift (for the first time), he took aone of his many mystery hotties to a Brit Awards After held at the Arts Club. I guess that’s one of getting a girl to spread eagle after a few hours of dating…

CURB WATCH: Emma Watson Runs Down NYC Curb in her Balenciaga Kicks!

Emma Watson Steps Out For Lunch

Emma Watson’s big film this year is “The Bling Ring,” which is a film that’s written, directed & produced by Sofia Coppola. Aside from Emma, the cast includes Taissa Farmiga and Leslie Mann and it’s set for a June 2013 release. We posted photos of Emma workin’ her legs on the set last year, so check those photos here.

As for these latest photos, they were snapped earlier today as the young actress was seen running across the street in Lower East Side in NYC to grab lunch. As always, Emma looked very stylish rocking skinny jeans, Balenciaga kicks, a leather jacket coupled with a fleece vest (or whatever the hell that is).

Who Invited Courtney Stodden To The Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite?

Courtney Stodden at the Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite in Beverly Hills

This is one of those of those posts that makes you instantly feel dirty, so apologies in advance.

Just to err on the side, I wouldn’t stare at those lips that long b/c I’m pretty sure you’ll contract an STD through your monitor. And all you guys trying to monitor bang Courtney Stodden lips right now, you should be ashamed of yourselves. That’s sick.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon at the Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite in Beverly Hills.

Ashley, Selena, Vanessa, & Rachel at “Spring Breakers” Madrid Photocall

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine

The ladies of Spring Breakers continue their worldwie promotional tour this time in Madrid for a photocall held at the Villamagna Hotel. Did anyone else notice (not really) that Rachel Korine didn’t walk the red carpet with Selena, Vanessa, and Ashley in Berlin? Well, not like anyone cares but here she is popping back up in Spain and side-by-side again with the three hotties everyone cares about more. We wonder how many arguements and hours locked in their hotel room Harmony and Rachel have gotten into on this trip. Our Bastardly assumption is that Rachel probably caught Harmoney staring at all the cleavage that was hanging out at the Paris premiere leading to Rachel’s no-show in Berlin. Just our guess.

Anyway, here’s the vital information again for 2013’s most anticipated film for this site’s demographics: The film opens March 22nd and hit up the Spring Breakers website and be sure to check out all the juicy gratuitous bikini filming from the start in our Spring Breakers category.

Faith, Candy, Brit, and Cotty have been best friends since grade school. They live together in a college dorm and want to go on an adventure. Wishing to go to Florida for their vacation but lacking funds for it, they decide to rob a restaurant to finance their trip. While in Florida, they are arrested at a party for drugs and land in jail. A drug and arms dealer named Alien bails them out in order to hire them to do some prostitution work for him. [Wiki]

Miranda Kerr at Global Green USA Pre Oscar Party in Hollywood

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Miranda Kerr looked beautiful as she walked the red carpet at the 10th Annual Global Green USA Pre Oscar Party held at Avalon in Hollywood. Accompanying her was lucky bastard husband Orlando Bloom who we purposely didn’t post even though the couple did take some photos together. Miranda’s been the busy mom taking Flynn to pilates class with her and to the park all while still doing her job for David Jones having been in Sydney last week. We can only assume that Miranda (and Orlando) will be on the guest list for Sunday’s Academy Awards and we look forward to her beautification of the red carpet.

Wardrobe Malfunction: Jennifer Lawrence Needs To Wear Amal Fashanu’s Dress On The Oscars Red Carpet

Amal Fashanu, daughter of former footballer John Fashanu, suffers a wardrobe malfunction at the UK premiere of 'Arbitrage'

I gotta admit, the red carpet isn’t as fun as it was back in early to mid-2000s. Celebrities are overly cautious b/c nobody wants to kill their career (or make it for that matter, depending on who you are, of course) over a boob or nipple popping out. What the fuck, right? Anne Hathaway’s exposed woo-woo at a “Les Miserables” premiere was a total shocker to everyone b/c you just don’t see that type of shit anymore.

These latest photos were snapped at the UK premiere of “Arbitrage” (film stars Richard Gere as a manwhore-banker in NYC—definitely worth checking out!) when Amal Fashanu, daughter of former soccer star John Fashanu, showed off her nipple in a revealing red dress. What’s the post of that awkward opening at the top of her dress anyway?

London: Fashionable Ladies @ The 2013 Brit Awards

Gemma Arterton, Jessie J, Katherine Jenkins, Laura Whitmore, Preeya Kalidas, Rita Ora

Pictured: Gemma Arterton, Jessie J, Katherine Jenkins, Laura Whitmore, Preeya Kalidas, Rita Ora

So we’ve already covered Taylor Swift, Berenice Marlohe, and Jourdan Dunn from the 2013 BRIT Awards and here a few more of the fashionable attendees. As you might already know, the 2013 BRIT Awards were held at the 02 Arena in London with performances by Taylor Swift (no surprise), One Direction (no surprise), Justin Timberlake, and Robbie Williams. Sandé and Ben Howard won two awards each though Mumford and Sons and Emeli Sandé had four nominations a piece. Check out the full list of winners and for more info, visit The BRIT Awards website.

Shia LaBeouf No Longer Gives A Sh*t About Anything; Clashes w/ Alec Baldwin & Ditches Broadway Debut

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More power to Shia, in my opinion. Everyone knows that Alec Baldwin is a complete douchebag-asshole-sonofabitch and Shia has repeatedly revealed that he has a firecracker personality as well, so it’s not surprising when news broke that Shia abruptly ditched his Broadway debut, “Orphans,” following apparent disagreements with his co-star Alec Baldwin that made them “incompatible.”

Producers announced yesterday that Shia parted ways with the upcoming Broadway show after just a week of rehearsals due to “creative differences,” even though the play is scheduled to begin previews on March 19 & then premiere on April 7. Looks like those dates are getting pushed back!

Shia hit Twitter yesterday & in a message titled “Creative Differences,” where he posted a screenshot of an email to him from director Dan Sullivan, which reads, “I’m too old for disagreeable situations. You’re one hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. You are who you are. You two are incompatible. I should have known it. This one will haunt me. You tried to warn me. You said you were a different breed. I didn’t get it.”

The funnier part of the email is what Shia wrote to Dan Sullivan. We’re pretty sure Shia wrote this after smoking a fatty right after doing a couple lines of coke:

My dad was a drug dealer. He was a shit human. But he was a man. He taught me how to be a man. What I know of men Alec is—

A man is good at his job. Not his work, not his hobby. Not his career. His job.

A man can look you up and down and figure some things out. Before you say a word, he makes you. From your suitcase from your watch, from your posture. A man infers.

A man owns up. That’s why Mark McGwire is not a man. A man grasps his mistakes. He lays claim to who he is, and what he was, whether he likes them or not.

Some mistakes, though, he legs pass if no one notices. Like dropping the steak in the dirt.

He does not reply on rationalizations or explanations. He doesn’t winnow, winnow, winnow until truths can be humbly categorized, or intellectualized until behavior can be written off with an explanation.

A man knows his tools and how to use them—just the ones he needs. Knows which saw is for what, how to find the stud.

A man does not know everything. He doesn’t try. He likes what other men know.

A man can tell you he was wrong. That he did wrong. That he planned to.

He can tell you when he is lost. He can apologize, even if sometimes it’s just to put an end to the bickering.

Alec, I’m sorry for my part of a dis-agreeable situation.

Shia.

It’s nice to see that Mark McGwire made a cameo, but rather than writing his “Man” manifesto, wouldn’t it be easier to just say that Alec Baldwin is a hard-ass, pompous asshole & everyone would have an “Ah-ha” moment & move on to the next drama? It’s fairly obvious that Shia LeBeouf wears his emotions & passions on his sleeve & in the process, he’s going to create a lot of enemies, but then again, what’s a guy supposed to do when he has all that “Hollywood, Fuck You!” money stashed away? It gives him power to speak his mind, choose his projects, give the finger to people who he doesn’t like, etc, etc. I hate Alec Baldwin, so I’m on Shia’s side on this one, but he doesn’t need to give proof of why he’s doing what he’s doing.

He even posted his audition tape on Vimeo. Gotta admit, the dude is pretty damn good.

my audition from grassyslope on Vimeo.

Bond Girl Berenice Marlohe Motorboated The 2013 BRIT Awards

Berenice Marlohe: 2013 Brit Awards

“Skyfall” hottie Berenice Marlohe was far from the having best dress of the evening, but she certainly had the most delicious one. You gotta commend a woman she understands exactly why she was invited. We’d prefer seeing Berenice in something far shorter, tighter & less aluminum foil-looking, but we’re not gonna be greedy and hate on whatever it is that she’s wearing.

For those of you who didn’t catch “Skyfall” in theaters (sucks for you), make sure you grab the Blu-ray which dropped last week.

Who The Hell Is This? Jourdan Dunn @ 2013 BRIT Awards

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God damn, that dress is short!

I know there’s a large percentage of you bastards who like em tall & lanky, so hope you enjoy these! Here’s more about 22-year-old Jourdan from here Wiki…

Jourdan Dunn (born 3 August 1990 in London, England) is a British fashion model. She was discovered in Hammersmith Primark in 2006 and signed to Storm Model Management in London shortly thereafter. In 2008, she was the first black model to walk a Prada runway in over a decade. She has attracted attention because of the lack of black models in the fashion modelling industry.

She has one child, Riley, a boy, born 8 December 2009 in London. She had been with her boyfriend, the baby’s father, for five years before he was arrested just two months after her son was born for dealing cocaine. Riley has been diagnosed with Sickle-cell disease.[Source]

Rumor: Catherine Zeta Jones Coming Back On The Sugar Daddy Market

TRIAL SEPERATION? FILE PHOTO: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas are reportedly on a 'hush hush trial seperation'

If this was early 2000s, more people would give a shit, but it’s no secret that Catherine Zeta Jones’ best years are behind her & the only person she wants now is billionaire with a luxury yacht moored somewhere in the Mediterranean. Michael Douglas has kept her hidden away inside the marriage cage for 12 years, but considering all the problems they’ve suffered through, I’m sure it seems more like 24 years.

US magazine and The National Enquirer, both widely respected publications, are claiming that their union had “buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael’s cancer battle, his son Cameron’s prison term on drugs charges and Catherine’s struggle with bipolar II disorder.” To everyone’s surprise, spokespersons for both Michael & Catherine were quick to slam the claims, saying that the reports are “absolutely untrue.” The magazines are alleging the couple are on a ‘trial seperation’ which is ‘hush hush’, Catherine is said to be determined to save their marriage for their children Dylan and Carys. Aaaw, how cute!

Maybe Michael Douglas is fed up of all the marriage bullshit & wants to enjoy his final years with a 20-something hot piece of ass? Catherine does suffer from bipolar disease, so I imagine these two must fight at least a couple times a week, assuming they see each other at all, of course. Aaaah, the high life can be so tragic sometimes!

For those interested, we’ve packed the gallery with yummy pics of Catherine from her golden years, so if any of you bastards are feeling a little nostalgic this morning, make sure you check the pics. Here’s our favorite pic of the set! OW!

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