Cowabunga, Dudes! Megan Fox to Star in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie


“Bay let the cat out of the bag on his site with the simple phrase: TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!”[THR]

Just a couple of weeks ago we reported that Megan Fox was seriously contemplating giving up her career in Showbiz. The only that would lure her back, she claimed, was a project of such artistic heft and merit that she couldn’t possibly say no.

Well, the project has materialized. And it’s . . . Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, Michael Bay (the one and only) has signed Fox to play April, the smart-but-sexy reporter that befriends the crime fighting ninja turtles as they kick and kung fu their way through the sewers of Generia Metropolis. Bay is not directing the movie, which should be a relief for Fox who had famously derogratory words for him after their Transformers collaboration, but she will get top billing as the only other main actors in the movie will be four guys in CGI turtle suits who say things like “Cowabunga” and “Yes, Sensei.”

  • JimmyBrown1

    Had no interest in this film….now i definitely do not.

  • skilligan

    she will do a nice job in that movie

  • johnconnor777

    this movie is going to suck ass so bad, it will be difficult to make something worse than Transformers 3 but Michael Bay is the man for that…

    • MoeJackson

      johnconnor777 If you can explode enough shit on the screen, kids will go watch it….
      in 3D.

      • johnconnor777

        MoeJackson johnconnor777 if I am going to spend $12 bucks on the 3D tickets plus popcorn I’d rather watch her doing some hard core porn…. plus weren’t Michael Bay and Megan Fox supposed to hate each other and that’s why she didn’t star on the awful transformers 3? Maybe they had some make up sex who knows

        • nybiggs

          johnconnor777 MoeJackson Wth $12? 3d tickets cost $18.50 in nyc…. that’s not even 3d imax…

        • johnconnor777

          nybiggs johnconnor777 MoeJackson I live in Dallas, non IMAX are usually around $12-12.5… New York city has insane prices for everything, at least you guys get paid a lot more too

        • Bozz

          nybiggs wow dude, if you want to watch the movie just for the nostalgia, go watch the old TNMT movie. This movie, like johnconnor777 said, will suck major ass.

  • bryanzee

    More Megan is a good thing

  • IamLegend_2000

    so a real life mutant plays a cartoon mutant, hummmm…well good old celing eyes is mostly cartoonish & cannot act her way outta a wet paper bag….I’d say it’s right up her alley which is where the copies of this straight to video will wind up…in alleys & trash cans everywhere

    • Bobby

      IamLegend_2000 harsh but true.

    • CaithlinLeary

      IamLegend_2000 I find it funny that someone who’s a giant walking piece of trash is calling her trashy. Pot, kettle much?

      • IamLegend_2000

        CaithlinLeary IamLegend_2000 I was wondering if her
        proctologist was going to show up. you can clean up waaaaaaay over there! after that you may sit with the 10 & under group, chikld.

        • CaithlinLeary

          IamLegend_2000 Gibberish. I figured you’d spout off some gibberish and think you were being clever. You’re still a brain dead piece of white trash. Some things never change.

          And I see you’re still a hair’s breadth away from being a total paedophile…talking about little kids. Classy.
          When you’re able to type a coherant statement that’s actually clever and doesn’t reek of desperation, come and talk to me. And when you’re able to express yourself like someone who doesn’t have severe brain damage, let me know. Until then, shut your fucking dickholster. You’re about as funny as AIDS & Darfur, assclown.

  • RoxyGilmour

    WTH? Doesn’t even look like her in the first pic. Looks hot in the second pic.