Celebrity Rides: Ben Affleck Bags a Tesla; Ducatis For Usher & Bradley Cooper; La La’s Tricked-Out Rover

Ben Affleck heads to Santa Barbara with his brother Casey in his Tesla. The pair were seen heading to the San Ysidro Ranch hotel in Santa Barbara.

Pictured: Ben Affleck in his Tesla

These were all snapped over the weekend. It’s always nice to see celebs taking it easy and dropping top dollar for really fast or rare wheels. The only exception is obviously La La Vasquez’s tricked-out Range Rover. She really needs to hit up her sugar daddy hubby Carmelo Anthony for a Bentley or something b/c this is pretty sad. Let’s not forget that Melo first signed a 5-year $80 million contract w/ the Nuggets before hitting up the Knicks for a whopping $65 million over three years. (What the fuck were the Knicks thinking, anyway?)

Ben Affleck was spotted waiting in his new Tesla for his brother Casey outside a Los Angeles Starbucks before the pair headed up to the San Ysidro Ranch hotel in Santa Barbara for the weekend. Maybe the Oscar celebration still going strong?

As for Usher the dude was spotted first test driving a Ducati Monster Diesel Edition in NYC’s SoHo neighborhood before busting out the Black Card to bag one of these babies. I gotta admit, if you’re an obscenely famous celebrity who wants to remain on the down-low, getting a sweet-ass motorcycle is definitely the way to go.

And finally, we got Bradley Cooper, who went from looking like a cowboy to a Ducati pimp-daddy. The guy was first seen tinkering around in his Mercedes-Benz G-Ride before going for a ride in his Ducati. Bradley is enjoying the single life by dabbling in his share of supermodels. Leading up to the Oscars, the “Silver Linings Playbook” star was seen cruising with his buddy Leonardo DiCaprio in Miami in order to get a few phone numbers of various Victoria’s Secret models he can hit up while he enjoys some post-Oscars R&R. Bradley, just grab the latest S.I. Swimsuit Issue & go for one of the rookies!! OW!

Usher & Bradley Cooper

Pictured: Usher & Bradley Cooper

La La Vasquez & Bradley Cooper

Pictured: La La Vasquez & Bradley Cooper