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DJ Kerli Must Be the Greatest And Sexiest DJ Ever! [HollywoodTuna]
– Rihanna Shows Up Four Hours Late To High School Charity Event, Leaves 16 Minutes Later [The Superficial]
– Matt Damon, George Clooney should have been a pillow fight [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Lindsay Lohan still guzzling vodka all the time & she’s going to Brazil, of course [Celebitchy]
Amanda Bynes’ Family Is Concerned [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Casper Smart Has Hair Now [Dlisted]
– Gemma Arterton’s Promotional Photos For “Byzantium” Will Melt Your Eyeballs [Popoholic]
– Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Speaking of Gigantic Boobs [The Blemish]
– The Art And Science Of Beer []
– Josh Duhamel Cups Fergie’s Baby Belly [Socialite Life]
– Christina Aguilera Thinks Justin Bieber Needs to Take It Down Several Notches [Evil Beet]
– Genevieve Morton Is The South African Model You’ll Want to See More Of [Complex]
– MELISSA GORGA Love It Or Hate It? [I’m Not Obsessed]

– Miley Cyrus Keeps the Twerk Team Alive of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Based On the Shreddiest Shreds of Information, Let’s Prejudge All These Shiny New Things Coming To Our Screens [Pajiba]
– Victoria Justice Upskirt Video [Celeb Jihad]
– Brain Freeze Contest Ends In Disaster [BroBible]

– Hayden Panettiere Still Hasn’t Been Crushed [HollywoodTuna]
– Celeb Trend to Try: Emmy Rossum’s Retro Waves [Yeeeah!]
Blue Ivy Carter Will Tower Over All Of Us [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]