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March Madness Hotties Tournament – THE ELITE 8!

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Can’t believe we actually made it to the Final Four! Again, major props goes to Gabbo for putting this thing together for us, so please direct all love & hate to him.

There were a couple real shockers in the Sweet 16, so it’s possible Adriana can pull through & take this tournament by the balls, especially considering she’s matched up against Nina Dobrev, of all people. Then again, Nina has a sizable fan base that’s been voting for her all through the tournament, so I wouldn’t count her out just yet. I have a feeling we’re in for a couple big surprises before this is all over, so let’s see how things play out…

EAST - THE ELITE 8
Jessica Alba vs kate Upton

4 Jessica Alba vs 6 Kate Upton
Quick Analysis: Both Alba and Upton scored squeeker victories of less than 2%, smaller than the margin of error. Is this the matchup everyone wanted to see?

WEST - THE ELITE 8
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5 Mila Kunis vs 3 Maria Meno
Quick Analysis: Just like real life 15 seed Gulf Coast, reality set in for Amber Heard. Mila still proving she’s on a roll.

EUROPE - THE ELITE 8
kate-beckinsale-vs-nina-agdal

1 Kate Becks vs 3 Nina Agdal
Quick Analysis: The classy veteran actress vs the half her age up and coming model. There’s a movie here, right?

ROW - THE ELITE 8
adriana-lima-vs-nina-dobrev

5 Adriana Lima vs 6 Nina Dobrev
Quick Analysis: In the matchup everyone was waiting for: 1 Candice vs 2 Miranda! Eh, what happened?

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47 comments
Bozz
Bozz

You know this is goddamn ridiculous when Irina Sheik can't even make it to the top 8. 

ERNIEELS
ERNIEELS

What Bracket plays each other in the final four?  East vs West, Europe vs World?

nrkey
nrkey

I've figured it out. Tits in the picture = votes. The finale will be a latina match-up (Alba/Lima).

Larry Sanders
Larry Sanders

lol, what the fuck are Agdal and Dobrev doing here?

No Miranda, Candice, Scarlett, Rihanna.. This is miserable


It will be ridiculous if Adriana fails to win from this lot

Gabbo
Gabbo

Sensing a little shenanigans, Lima and Dobrev numbers felt a little juiced last round, to get around any Candice/Miranda battle. Lima's looks juiced already.

Bowser
Bowser

A lot of haterade being chugged around here.

Team Dobrev!

EZE
EZE

The pictures need to be changed to be more fair.  You can't have one picture being in a bikini vs another in a dress or a face shot from a photo-shoot vs another showing lots of skin.  Just not a fair contest that way.  That's the only reason Kate Upton is still in this.

Gabbo
Gabbo

Is this the time to say something is wrong with democracy? Ha

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I really hope Adriana wins the whole thing. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba, but she is gorgeous, if she wins it will be OK. 

Kate Beckinsale is super attractive, but she's almost 40, I'm 34 and she is old to me.

I love Mila's face, but she does not deserve to win, she is short and has mediocre body.

Nina Dobrev is pretty/average, and GOD her feet make me want to throw up.

Kate Upton should not even be here, what a joke.

Nina Agdal is UGLY, ugly ugly ugly.

 


MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

all i gotta say is, "FUCK YOU, NINA DOBREV!!!"

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

1. How Kate Upton has made it this far is mind-boggling.

2. Mila Kunis without makeup is nightmare-inducing.

3. This poll lost all credibility when Miranda was knocked off.

assman8
assman8

I can't believe Mila Kunis is beating Maria Menounos. Yes, she does have a pretty face and a fun personality, but her body is flat as a surfboard and she looks horrendous without makeup. I also can't believe the fridge with a moustache (Kate Upton) is in a dogfight with Jessica Alba. I'm glad that some of the other overrated VS models, like Candice and Miranda, are out though. Doutzen and Adriana are the only legit ones out of that lot. 

Theprinceisonfire
Theprinceisonfire

Jessica, Adriana, Kate B and to a lesser extent Nina Ag. are the only ones who deserve to be here.

skilligan
skilligan

jessica and adriana are going to be tough to beat

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

The results so far have been pure madness. The CelebJihadists must be taking over.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

I don't like ANY of the matchups here. WTF is wrong with the voters. Where did Miranda go?

Paparesta
Paparesta

Not as overrated as Kate Upton, i cant belive she got this far... I thought this site had better taste then go with generic blonde bimbo.

Pablok4
Pablok4

Mila Kunis is going to be in the Final Four? Have you seen her pics without make-up? She's average at best. Most overrated "beauty" in Hollywood.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@Bozz I was pulling for her to win the whole thing. Guess some people don't have any taste...

Theprinceisonfire
Theprinceisonfire

@MoeJackson I swear on my honor that if Kate Upton and her tits beat Jessica Alba I won't come on this site anymore.I can't stand being in a place of tasteless people, it's like going to a rave when you're the only one who is sober.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@Larry Sanders ya, seriously.


Lima fans are too damn dedicated to allow their fantasy woman to lose at anything beauty-related.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Huh? What's so special about her legs? She hardly has any calves in high heels.

curvefan
curvefan

@EZE To each his own but I prefer Kate's body.  Also, Alba has a ton of baggage such as her lack of personality, way too high opinion of herself and her political views, and she is horrible at her profession of acting. 

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@EZE But people should already know what people look like... 

Plus, Kate Upton claim to fame is the bikini, while J.Alba is an actress, albeit a really shit one, but an actress nonetheless.

Theprinceisonfire
Theprinceisonfire

@lenilovesfeet I'm surprised that you find Nina to be so ugly, sure she hasn't the most regular face( slight underbite, and all) and I can see that not being liked, but the Body is on fire and she has some of the greatest hair ever!

McP
McP

@lenilovesfeet Let's see:  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.  OK I agree with it all.  Well, except I never look at a woman's feet, will have to just take your word for it on Dobrev's feet.

Bozz
Bozz

@MoeJackson damn Moe, can you do something about it, I mean, you know with you being the admin and everything, I promise won't tell no one, plus the only person who will get upset if Nina lose is only Browser, so yeah.. lmao. 

Gabbo
Gabbo

@MoeJackson Ha, you know, if you didn't rally the Lima fan groups to win that first round against Bar, we wouldn't be here.

McP
McP

I guess it's called March *Madness*, but Kate Upton tied with Jessica Alba?  Insane.  Come to your senses, Kate Upton voters.

armour
armour

@Paparesta  of course she got through when she was put  vs minka botox cankles.  Who putted Minka in the poll? Bubba the love sponge?

armour
armour

@Pablok4 GQ sure can't pick the sexiest woman alive title.  Her and minka are you kidding me!

curvefan
curvefan

@Theprinceisonfire @MoeJackson The world would be pretty boring if everyone thought the same way. 

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@Theprinceisonfire you're gonna breakup with us over a stupid poll?

not cool.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Nina does have gorgeous hair. Her legs are short, her nose is massive, I don't like underbites (I do find slight overbite sexy though), and she has a caveman's forehead. I dislike the whole shape of her face and her smile. I think her appeal is that she's so young and has nice boobs, but I can't believe people find her pretty.