Today’s “Who The F Are These People?” entry features Manchester United star player & Portuguese national Nani and his bikini-clad temporary fiancee Daniela Martins enjoying Miami Beach.
I guess European soccer treat South Beach as a casual vacation spot with girlfriends and then step up their game to Barbados when they want to satisfy their honeymoon needs after getting temporarily hitched.
While highly unlikely, it’s still possible that Jessica White was at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre in NYC yesterday afternoon interview for the Tom Cruise’s New Wife position. After all, it’s the entertainment industry’s most desirable position at the moment for single women.
Judging by the fact that Jessica looks like a million bucks, we wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up hitting the Scientology Super Lottery & ultimately adds a touch of color to Tom Cruise’s private life. Let’s face it, a beautiful & powerful black woman is just what a dude like Tom Cruise needs in order to set things straight!
Just when you think she can’t top her previous outing, Miranda Kerr hits it out of the park once again. The beautiful supermodel mommy left her son Flynn at home with the nanny to sample a little of NYC’s nightlife. As always, Miranda didn’t disappoint.
This past Saturday evening, the 30-year-old former Victoria’s Secret model was seen catwalking around in a deliciously see-through red dress. Hmm, I wonder if Leo was on the menu this time around? We know that he has tried to make a move on Miranda in the past when Orlando was far away on a film shoot and we also know Leo’s twiddling his thumbs doing absolutely nothing these days (aside from the supermodels, beautiful co-stars & anybody else who’s really hot that he wants to sample, of course), so it’s not like he doesn’t have the time to play Mr. Homewrecker. Hmmmmmmmm….
She apparently relaxed on the beach in Miami before having LASIK surgery at the nearby Millennium Laser Eye Center. It’s a pity she’s ditching the glasses b/c Lauren pulls off the sexy librarian/secretary/hot, smart girl look very nicely. Since we understand that some of you bastards out there have a fetish for chicks in glasses, here’s Lauren rockin’ her pair as she hits the beach.
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With this kind of post-opening pitch celebration, I’m pretty sure L.A. Dodgers catcher Tim Federowicz is pushing for more hot celebrities to throw the opening pitch at upcoming games. Sarah Shahi was the lucky fan chosen to throw the opening pitch at last night’s Dodgers vs Giants game.
Are times rough for the guy or is Quinton Jackson merely playing it safe? Keeping your woman humble & thirsty is one of a number of important rules in the upcoming Bastardly Relationship Handbook, so major props to Rampage for keepin’ it real. Nothing is wrong with dropping a few bucks for a Mystery Chicken Wraps or Hopefully It’s Beef Rolls at one of the city’s countless halal food carts.
The former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion cruised around SoHo earlier this afternoon looking like he wanted to break a few papz in half. The 35-year-old former MMA
Looks like Jessica Alba enrolled her older daughter Honor in some sort of summer school program as the actress was seen dropping her off at school yesterday in Santa Monica. Honor looked like she was having the time of her life as opposed to mom, who looked slightly more pissed off than usual.
Jessica’s next film, ‘Machete Kills’, hits theaters on October 4. The film is the sequel to the 2010 film ‘Machete’, which was initially just supposed to be a funny, fake trailer in the film ‘Grindhouse’. Judging by what everyone thought about ‘Machete’ and thinks about the upcoming sequel, I think it’s safe to say that the film should’ve just remained a fake trailer. Along with Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez reprising their roles, new cast members includes a long list of A-list cameos with Sofía Vergara, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson. Needless to say, the film should be very interesting…
Actor Shia LaBeouf was seen pumping gas into his pickup truck yesterday afternoon in Sherman Oaks. I love how he’s trying to pull off the rugged look in frickin’ SHERMAN OAKS, LOS ANGELES!! The 27-year-old ‘Nymphomaniac’ star later dropped off his girlfriend Mia Goth at Gelson’s grocery story.
With respect to Mia Goth, I’m sure she’s a total freak behind closed doors, but can’t Shia find an equally freaky, but 10x hotter chick in L.A.? Come on, now!
We don’t know much to report aside from the fact that the singer was seen leaving ITV studios following a guest appearance on the ‘Loose Women’ show. Where the hell has this chick been, anyway?
It’s possible the foiled robbery & murder plot against her slowed her down a bit…
On 14 June 2011, police arrested two men in Cullompton, Devon, near Stone’s home, for plotting to rob and murder her. After a trial at Exeter Crown Court for conspiracy to rob, murder and commit grievous bodily harm against her, they were found guilty and convicted on 3 April 2013. Source
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Since Ellen Page is the Anti-Viagra, I’ll admit it, the only reason we’re posting her on these pages is so that we can add to our Internet-exclusive “AT THE SAME TIME” category. For those of you who haven’t flipped through that category, make sure you take a few hours of our day to go through countless pics of your favorite celebrities performing multiple tasks AT THE SAME TIME! Can you think of anything better to do with your time?
As for Ellen, aside from starring in next summer’s blockbuster ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’, her next film set to hit theaters in September is ‘Touchy Feely’. The film is directed by Lynn Shelton and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. Here’s some plot action:
Touchy Feely is a closely observed examination of a family whose delicate psychic balance suddenly unravels. Abby (Rosemarie DeWitt), is a sought after massage therapist and a free spirit, while her brother Paul (Josh Pais) thrives on routine and convention, running a flagging dental practice and co-dependently enlisting the assistance of his emotionally stunted daughter Jenny (Ellen Page). Suddenly, transformation touches everyone. Abby develops an uncontrollable aversion to bodily contact, which not only makes her occupation impossible but severely hinders the passionate love life between her and her boyfriend (Scoot McNairy). [Read more…]