Monthly Archives: June 2013

Manchester United’s Nani & His Fiancee Daniela Martins Enjoy South Beach

Nani and Daniela Martins on holiday in Miami

Today’s “Who The F Are These People?” entry features Manchester United star player & Portuguese national Nani and his bikini-clad temporary fiancee Daniela Martins enjoying Miami Beach.

I guess European soccer treat South Beach as a casual vacation spot with girlfriends and then step up their game to Barbados when they want to satisfy their honeymoon needs after getting temporarily hitched.

Did Supermodel Jessica White Interview For The Tom Cruise Wife Position?

JOINING?? Supermodel Jessica White seen at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre in New York

While highly unlikely, it’s still possible that Jessica White was at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre in NYC yesterday afternoon interview for the Tom Cruise’s New Wife position. After all, it’s the entertainment industry’s most desirable position at the moment for single women.

Judging by the fact that Jessica looks like a million bucks, we wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up hitting the Scientology Super Lottery & ultimately adds a touch of color to Tom Cruise’s private life. Let’s face it, a beautiful & powerful black woman is just what a dude like Tom Cruise needs in order to set things straight!

NYC: Miranda Kerr Continues Redefining Beautiful With Each Outing

Miranda Kerr Out n About in a see-through red dress in NYC on June 22, 2013 adds-1

Just when you think she can’t top her previous outing, Miranda Kerr hits it out of the park once again. The beautiful supermodel mommy left her son Flynn at home with the nanny to sample a little of NYC’s nightlife. As always, Miranda didn’t disappoint.

This past Saturday evening, the 30-year-old former Victoria’s Secret model was seen catwalking around in a deliciously see-through red dress. Hmm, I wonder if Leo was on the menu this time around? We know that he has tried to make a move on Miranda in the past when Orlando was far away on a film shoot and we also know Leo’s twiddling his thumbs doing absolutely nothing these days (aside from the supermodels, beautiful co-stars & anybody else who’s really hot that he wants to sample, of course), so it’s not like he doesn’t have the time to play Mr. Homewrecker. Hmmmmmmmm….

BREAKING!! ‘Pain & Gain’ Star Lauren Stoner Hits Miami Beach!

Lauren Stoner relaxes on Miami Beach in two piece bikini

Lauren Stoner is one of the few women to be featured on the site who only appear when she’s catwalking around the beach in her bikini, so make sure you take a couple hours out of your busy day to slowly flip through all the photos in her category.The model & former ‘Spin Crowd’ star is most famous around these pages for having dated Hollywood bigwig producer & director Michael Bay (hence her small role in ‘Pain & Gain’–M.Bay was the director & producer).

She apparently relaxed on the beach in Miami before having LASIK surgery at the nearby Millennium Laser Eye Center. It’s a pity she’s ditching the glasses b/c Lauren pulls off the sexy librarian/secretary/hot, smart girl look very nicely. Since we understand that some of you bastards out there have a fetish for chicks in glasses, here’s Lauren rockin’ her pair as she hits the beach.

Lauren Stoner relaxes on Miami Beach in two piece bikini

Miley Cyrus Brings The Afternoon Links!


– Miranda Kerr’s Killer Photoshoot [HollywoodTuna]
– Who On Earth Would Try To Sell Fake Pictures Of North West To TMZ?! [Dlisted]
– Anne Rice Says Paula Deen Is The Victim Of A ‘Lynch Mob’ [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

– Pros & Cons: 5 Ways To Have Sex When You Can’t Have Sex [Guy Code]
– Damn! Miley Cyrus uses Twitter to reveal Billy Ray’s affair with co-star: too harsh? [Celebitchy]
– JK Rowling eats strawberries in the Royal Box at Wimbledon [Lainey’s Gossip]

– Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in a Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Matt Lanter And Wife Angela Stacy Enjoy Honeymoon Date In Miami [Socialite Life]
– Channing Tatum Showed You His Daughter Because He Knew You Jerks Wanted It [Evil Beet]

– Tom Cruise Found A New Carbon-Based Lover [The Superficial]
– Victoria Justice & Ariana Grande Finger Their Vaginas [Celeb Jihad]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

BREAKING!! Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson Treats Girlfriend To Food Cart in SoHo For Lunch

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson walking with a female friend in SoHo, New York City

Are times rough for the guy or is Quinton Jackson merely playing it safe? Keeping your woman humble & thirsty is one of a number of important rules in the upcoming Bastardly Relationship Handbook, so major props to Rampage for keepin’ it real. Nothing is wrong with dropping a few bucks for a Mystery Chicken Wraps or Hopefully It’s Beef Rolls at one of the city’s countless halal food carts.

The former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion cruised around SoHo earlier this afternoon looking like he wanted to break a few papz in half. The 35-year-old former MMA

Jessica Alba’s Daughter Honor Continues Breaking Alba Family Rule of Not Smiling in Public

Jessica Alba Takes Daughter Honor To School

Looks like Jessica Alba enrolled her older daughter Honor in some sort of summer school program as the actress was seen dropping her off at school yesterday in Santa Monica. Honor looked like she was having the time of her life as opposed to mom, who looked slightly more pissed off than usual.

Jessica’s next film, ‘Machete Kills’, hits theaters on October 4. The film is the sequel to the 2010 film ‘Machete’, which was initially just supposed to be a funny, fake trailer in the film ‘Grindhouse’. Judging by what everyone thought about ‘Machete’ and thinks about the upcoming sequel, I think it’s safe to say that the film should’ve just remained a fake trailer. Along with Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez reprising their roles, new cast members includes a long list of A-list cameos with Sofía Vergara, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson. Needless to say, the film should be very interesting…

Shia LaBeouf Fills Up His Truck; Is He Wearing His Girlfriend’s Skinny Jeans Again?

Exclusive... Shia LaBeouf Stops To Fill His Gas Tank

Actor Shia LaBeouf was seen pumping gas into his pickup truck yesterday afternoon in Sherman Oaks. I love how he’s trying to pull off the rugged look in frickin’ SHERMAN OAKS, LOS ANGELES!! The 27-year-old ‘Nymphomaniac’ star later dropped off his girlfriend Mia Goth at Gelson’s grocery story.

With respect to Mia Goth, I’m sure she’s a total freak behind closed doors, but can’t Shia find an equally freaky, but 10x hotter chick in L.A.? Come on, now!

BREAKING!! Joss Stone Still Alive! Spotted Walking Her Dog in London!

Joss Stone leaving the ITV studios, London

We don’t know much to report aside from the fact that the singer was seen leaving ITV studios following a guest appearance on the ‘Loose Women’ show. Where the hell has this chick been, anyway?

It’s possible the foiled robbery & murder plot against her slowed her down a bit…

On 14 June 2011, police arrested two men in Cullompton, Devon, near Stone’s home, for plotting to rob and murder her.[73] After a trial at Exeter Crown Court for conspiracy to rob, murder and commit grievous bodily harm against her, they were found guilty and convicted on 3 April 2013. Source

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