Broncos Wide Receiver Eric Decker and Wife Jessie James Enjoy Their Hawaiian Honeymoon

Newlyweds Jessie James and husband Eric Decker go hand-in-hand while on their honeymoon in Maui

Damn, why did she get those rock-hard bolt-ons—-those are bolt-ons, right?

Newlywed couple Eric Decker & his country singer wife Jessie James seemed to be really enjoying their honeymoon in Maui, which is always a good thing because sadly, it’s all down hill from here. I’M KIDDING!!! They’re gonna have five beautiful children & live happily ever after—duhh!!