Reese Witherspoon Didn’t Get Drunk & Arrested on July 4th! GOOD FOR HER!!

Reese Witherspoon Rocks A Navy & White Polka Dot One Piece Swimsuit

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Instead, troubled actress Reese Witherspoon spent the day rocking a polka dotted one-piece cruising around her beachfront digs in Malibu to celebrate the world’s greatest national holiday with family & friends. We don’t know exactly how drunk Reese got, but we’re pretty sure she got trashed soon after the kids went to bed…

Aside from her famous quote at the top, let’s review Reese other quotes when she & hubby Jim Toth were arrested in Atlanta earlier this spring:

Reese: “Do you know my name sir?”
Officer: “Don’t need to know.”
Reese: “You don’t NEED to know my name?”
Officer: “Not quite yet.”
Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!”

Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.”
Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.”
Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??”

Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??”

Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.”
Reese: “You better not arrest me.”

Reese: “I’m being anti-American?”
Officer: “Yes, please sit down.”
Reese: “Wow!”

Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen”

Reese: “I’m obstructing your justice?”

Following Reese Oscar-winning drunken moment, her hubby Jim sobered up a bit & told one of the cops, “I’m sorry, I had nothing to do with that!”

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3 comments
curvefan
curvefan

I know she isn't elite but I think she is girl next door elite. 

DrewMoney
DrewMoney

C'mon, who hasn't got drunk and arrested?